Zelda Learns about Money the Hard Way

Zelda: *coughs up a quater*
Link: *jumps back* Woah! Where did that come from?!
Zelda: *Freaking out* What is it?!
Mario comes in
Mario: Mamaia it's a quarter!!
Zelda: A say what?! *coughs up a dime*
Mario: Mamaia now your a coughing up a dime!!
Luigi walks in
Luigi: *takes a buket and picks up the money Zelda coughed up* I'ma going to get rich outa this!!
Link: When did you eat those?!
Zelda: I don't know. I thought they were some kind of fancy chacolate*coughs up 3 pennies* Holy crap!!
Luigi: *picks up the pennines* keep em coming!
Link: how many did you eat?!
Zelda: around 4,000
Link: you better watch your weight woman!!
Zelda:shut up! *coughs up 5 50 dollar bills*
Link: uhhh..... 0.0
-you see a long line of people holding buckets in frount of Zelda-
Luigi: come all see the amazing money mashein(sp)!!
Zelda: oh now that's just cruel!*cought up 50 100 dollar bills
-line keeps picking up the money-
Luigi: i'm making millions from this!!!
Mario: way better than that a plumber job!
-Ganondorf walks in-
Ganondorf: holy shi*
Zelda: *coughs up a golden rooster*
Link: now what did you think that was?!
Zelda: Chacolate rooster....
Link:......
-everyone fighting over the golden rooster but Tsunade wins it at the end(wow, what luck!!)
Tsunade: yes I win!!!
Link: Come on Zelda, let's take you to the docter.*takes Zelda to the docter*
Docter: Hiya everybody!!
Link: sir we have a problem.
Docter:I'm sorry, we don't sell drugs.
Link: no, a money problem.
Docter: we don't give away money either.
Link: SHE IS COUGHING UP MONEY GOD DANGET!!
Docter: ohhh, ok then let's take some exrays.
Zelda: a what?!
-1 hour later-
Docter: well she coughed up most of the money, but there is still a hundred dollar bill in there.
Link: ok bye!
Docter: wait, there is still the bill.
Link: will a hundred rubies work?
Docter: no cash only.
Zelda: *coughs up $100* here you go*walks off*

Now we all saw that coming!!
The End

~Gaara is cool135

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