Zelda Learns About a Doughnut

Kirby: *walks in eating a doughnut* Hiii~
Zelda: What in the world is that thing?!
Peach: it's a doughnut, with sprinkles.
Zelda: A dough what?
Peach: you never heard of a doughnut before?
Zelda: Who would eat dough with nuts?!
Link: *has dough and nuts and throws them back and lands in Ganondorf's hand* yeah only and idiot.
Peach: no, here try one. *hands Zelda a doughnut*
Zelda: oh my god it's going to blow!!
Peach: *shakes her head* no, that's just the jelly filling, now eat it!!
Zelda: why should I?
Peach: *takes out a bazooka* eat it or ele
Zelda: where does everyone get these things?!
Peach: the new shop down on main street.
Zelda: What is it called, th 'buy weapons to make Zelda do stuff she does not want to do' shop?!
Peach: no the 'big toys to make Zelda do stuff by force' shop. Now eat the dang doughnut!!
Zelda: Fine-- *takes a tiny bite*.....oh my god!!
Peach: what?!
Zelda: Your new button is so cuuute!!
Peach: --, yeah, what about the doughnut?!
Zelda: oh yeah it was good.
Kirby: Hiii~!! Hiii~!! Hiiii~!

The End

~Gaara is cool135

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