Zelda Attemps to Drive #1

Samus: I'm bored.
Zelda: me too.
Peach: I know! We can go to the mall!!
Zelda: ohhhh can I drive?!
Peach: sure.
Samus: Are you crazy?! She is from Hyrule, she not know how to drive!!
Peach:Just give her a try
Zelda
Peach
Samus:*gets in car*
Peach: *hands Zelda the keys*
Zelda: What do I do with this?
Peach: Put it in the ket hole.
Zelda: *puts it in Samus's mouth*
Samus: --
Peach: wrong keyhole.
Zelda: *puts in the one by the steering wheel* Now what?
Peach: turn key to turn on car.
Zelda: I'm not suuuuuupid.
Samus: well maaaaaybe you are.
Zelda: a grrr*starts cussing in hylian*
Peach: a say what?
Zelda: *tuns keys* now what?
Peach: floor it!!
Samus: noo!
Zelda: okay *floors it*
Samus: crazy woman!
Peach
Zelda: a wheeeeeeee!!!!!!
Samus: Let me out of this crazy car!!
Peach: where the hell are we?
Zelda: I think were in Colorado.
Samus: How do you know?
Zelda: the big sighn we passed by a couple of minutes ago said so.
Samus: oh...
Zelda: *Drives through Kansas and then Hadley(me and Katies school)*
Katie: Was that just?
Jessica: yeah
Katie: Ar'nt we writting something like this?
Jessica: yes,yes we are.
Katie
Jessica: *looks at eachother* akward
Zelda:Hey look! Foreners! Hi!!
Katie: *waves at Zelda*...hi.
Jessica: ....
Samus: Why? Why did you let zelda drive? Why??!!!
Jessica: We wanted it to be random.
Katie: And funny.
Samus: a grrrr
Katie: don't do that.
Samus: hissss
Katie: better
-wistle blows to go inside from recess-
Jessica: byye.
Katie: we have to go now, bye!
Zelda: *randomly drives on a plane to Japan. Arrives at japan and drives off plane*
Zelda: Oh my god were in Japan!!
Peach: ramen ramen ramen!!
Samus: Are you going to be ok?
-car runs out of gas*
Samus: oh great!Just what we need!!
Peach: *starts crying* all we wanted was a trip to the mall and we end up in Japan!!
Zelda: It's going to be ok *puts hand on peach's shoulder*
Peach: grrrrrr
Zelda: well fine if your going to be like that than i'll just....go somwhere! *transforms into sheik and runs*
Samus: ah crap! Look what you did!
Peach: We could just leave her.
Samus: No! Remember Mexico?!
Peach:oh yeah....god time good timesw.
Samus: be serious now we must find her before...
Peach: what?
Samus: Ganondorf does.....

To be continued.....

~Gaara is cool135

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