Peach: Zelda, do you want a ho ho?
Zelda: Did you just call me a ho?
Peach: No!! I mean the little goodie teats with iceing and CHACOLATE!!
Zelda: I'll pass.
Peach: *takes out bazooka* Eat it or else. *cocks it*
Zelda: Ok ok*takes ho ho*
Peach: a yay!
Zelda: *it's it* ohh, this is a peice of heaven, do you have any more?
Peach: one per friend.
Zelda: Is sheik your friend.
Peach: I was just about to give her one.
Zelda: I can get her for you!
Peach: ok thankyou!
Zelda: *runs off* Maybe i can get Sheik to give me her hoho! Oh wait, I am sheik. *transforms into Sheik, with a mohawk* That was not what i wanted to do*transforms into red sheik* I guess that will do. *runs back to sheik*
Peach: Oh hey you want a hoho?
Zelda: Did you just call me a hoe?
Peach: No! They are little treatwith iceing and CHACOLATE!! Man, you and Zelda kinda act the same, i wounder why......
Sheik: Ok i'll try one!
Peach: *hand sheik the hoho*
Sheik: *eats it* mmmmmmmmmmmm

END!!!!!!!