I got so caught up with a bunch of stuff that I forgot to post about my night last Tuesday!
So, Tuesday is bowling night with the guys. the week before, I got to drink with them. Oh my gosh was that funny in and of itself. Chad called my boobs weird... But, I had a good time. This week, however, I was back to being the DD, which was fine. We show up, but there were no other people there. Apparently, there wasn't bowling anymore. So, we stood around trying to figure out what we wanted to do, and the guys at the counter gave us 2 tickets for free pitchers of beer, so we decided to stay.
In the bar, they were having trivia night. I suck at trivia. But, I got three questions right. (One was what other language did Dory think she spoke. I was like it's WHALE!!!!!!!) We won the trivia so we got a $25 bar tab. Then, Joe goes and gambles, and he won the jackpot. A whole $1000. He gave me $700 to deposit into his account for him, and I joked that if I forgot, I'd keep it, and he was like, I'll probably spend some of that on you anyways, and I need that in my account. And all I could do was wonder if he meant he planned on taking me out more or what because in the last two months, he's paid for me once. I'm the one that usually brings supper over or something.....
So, Chad and I were talking, and he informs me that it's his birthday tomorrow (May 1). And Danny overheard and freaked out, like wanting to celebrate. Danny asked him what he really wanted, and he said he wanted to get laid. (He doesn't have a girlfriend at all). And a part of me wanted to be like, me, too! But, I thought that that would be too awkward. Oh, and then Danny was talking about his wife, who he's been with for, I think, 5 years. Saying it took them 4 years to finally have sex because he was her first. And the first time wasn't very fun because it hurt her and there was blood. And I'm sitting there looking at Joe and wanting to know if my first time was as awkward for him. Because it didn't hurt me and there was no blood, but I just wanted to know if he didn't enjoy it as much as I did....
Long story short, Chad went to the counter to get more beer, and everyone else at the bar overheard it was his birthday and started buying him shots left and right. He was already severely drunk when he left the table. When he came back, he was smashed, just drunk as shit. Couldn't really walk, stumbling into the table behind us and knocking chairs over. Well, before he sat down, he looks at me and asks if he can headbutt me. And I'm like, I'd rather not, but he's like, it'll be okay. So he leans over and just rests his head against mine. And I was scared it was gonna hurt, so I put my hand up to block, and after the second time, he's like, that's not how you headbutt! So, I let him do it right. He was so amused.
SO, we decided to leave and get him home. There was tackling Chad in the parking lot and a lot of falling down. But, we got him into the car and drove all the way across town. We were nearly home when the guys realized that we never found Chad a lady to go home to so we stopped at a bar. (The whole car ride, Danny is telling me why I should go back to school). We get there and immediately, Chad is going from woman to woman hitting on them. They are all taken or uninterested, so he's not really having a whole lot of luck.
But then he finds this one girl at the bar (And I must say she looked like she was 44 and had make-up packed onto her face. Not someone that would be good for Chad), and at first she kept looking over at us like she wanted help, but as soon as Chad pulled out a credit card to pay for her drinks, she was suddenly interested. The guys were seeing karaoke and pulled Chad up onto the stage to sit on the chair. And Danny was saying that Chad was single so if anyone was interested, Chad would be too. And the karaoke lady was jumping up and down saying she was interested. (And she was cute! Had pink hair, was short, but she was totally fun!) And once the guys started singing, and we have this on camera, the first older woman straddles Chad right in front of the Karaoke lady, and the Karaoke lady is just like, what about me? It was so sad. The first girl kept taking Chad's hands and making him grope her. And he's so drunk that he likes it.
The song ended and everyone split off, Joe went outside to smoke. He comes back in and is like, that was the weirdest thing I've ever encountered. And, I was like, what? Apparently, some girl wanted to have a threesome with Chad and the karaoke girl, but she wasn't sure how to ask to go home with them. So, Joe gave her advice. So, Joe just tried setting up Chad with a threesome. So, the girl went and got the girl interested, but Chad didn't know what she was talking about when she asked him (HEr pick up phrase was: 2 V's and a P, you interested if you don't get it, just ask and I'll enlighten you).
There was a lot of sitting around and watching Chad make a fool of himself and a karaoke off that I wasn't all that interested in, but we finally got to go home, and on the way, we told Chad he missed his opportunity for a threesome, and he was so pissed that she hadn't explained what she wanted more clearly. But, we get back to the apartment, and Richard went in first, and Joe stayed outside to smoke, so chad and I went in together. He turned and asked if he could tackle me, and even after I said no, he kept turning around like he was going. At one point he actually grabbed my shoulders like he was going to. I stood in Joe's bedroom doorway and watched him walk from the kitchen to the bathroom, and I asked if he was going to be okay, and he said he was fine and shut the door. I went and told Joe that Chad was gonna tackle me, so we should go to bed.
Well, then here comes Richard storming out of his room talking about how Chad just slammed the door in my face when I asked him if he was okay, and how it was super uncalled for and that he was out of control. It was unacceptable. And I kept saying that it was fine, not a big deal, I didn't think anything of it when he did it. And Joe was like, I would defend Nikki, too, but I don't think it's a big deal. Chad's really drunk and doesn't know what he's doing. Well, when Chad came out of the bathroom, they made him come apologize to me, and I made sure he knew I wasn't worried about it.
Then we all went to bed. And Joe and I have been so great lately. In bed, he's been doing all the things I really love. :)
