These are just some qoutes I wanted to share. if you know some good ones be sure to share them. they can be from anything including people, books, or bumper stickers!
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
-Henry Kissinger
"It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination."
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy(It took me forever figure this one out
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"If your child is an all 'A' student why can't YOU drive?!?"
" I have the body of an 18 year old, I keep it in the trunk"
(the two previous are from bumber stickers
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“Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.”
-Unknown
My current favorite though is:
"Don't worry about life because your not going to survive it anyway- Author unknown"
