My First (Actual) Day of School

Yosh!It was my first day of school today!AND IT SUCKED EGGS.Here's how it went:

1.I'm the only one in the whole 7th grade that isn't with a friend.

2.I'm being followed by a girl who has mental problems AND,since there is nobody to sit by,I have to play merry-go-round with the desks to get away from her.

3.I think that some of my friends are turning on me.I can prove it.(Not right now)

4.I'm being forced to join the basketball team with all of the biatches that pick on me.Nice going,mom.Thanks for telling me that it was good "exercise" and making me feel fatter than I already am.

5.It finally hit me again how utterly repulsive the cafeteria food was.Renji didn't like it either.He threw the food at the wall.And then Devan sat on him.XD

6.There are two teachers who totally "over homework" you.It took me an hour to finish my homework.AND IT'S MY FIRST DAY.

7.PLUS,everybody's avoiding me because that retard girl is following me.It's JUST MY LUCK that she's in my class.

Here,let me show you part of my retarded Literature assignment!

And that was all.Bye.Gotta go be lame.DX

P.S.Yes,Erstin-chan,Renji's doing fine.I fed him some yellow watermelon.^^I still have the leash short so he won't desroy the fridge in his quest for food.Mom's saying she's gonna fix tortellini so I hope he'll like it.I think I should give him just a couple more diet pills to be on the safe side,don't you think?
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Wha?You think I abducted Renji and is feeding him junk food so he'll stay?Ahahahaaaaaaaaa!Where did you get that crazy idea?

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