This is just something that spawned from too much sugar...

Akatsuki Commandments

• Thou shall not forget thy Akatsuki hat, cloak, ring, or other such article of clothing or accessory.
• Thou shall not feed Zetsu after midnight.
• Thou shall not take Kisame to the pet store or any such establishment in which fish may be purchased.
• Thou shall not leave thy artwork lying around the hideout, strategically placed or otherwise. Also, thou shall not detonate said artwork inside the hideout at any time for any reason.
• Thou shall not use thy artwork to answer the door or telephone for any reason.
• Thou shall not give Tobi any form of the following: sugar, glue, paint, noise-making devices, matches, or wrap. Also, thou shall not give Tobi any substance that may spill, stain, or otherwise make any form of mess or annoyance.
• Thou shall not leave any strands of thy “lovely locks” in any drain.
• Thou shall not force thy religion upon any other member of Akatsuki.
• Thou shall not bother Kakuzu whilst he is counting money. This includes, but is not limited to: shouting random numbers, telling Kakuzu that the value of money has dropped one hundred percent, burning said money, scattering said money, ripping said money, asking Kakuzu to reattach body parts, and calling Kakuzu names.
• Thou shall not engage in any other actions, listed or unlisted, that may, in turn, incur the wrath of the Leader.