Lol I was on http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ and it came up with this and I tought it was funny! XD
Tea finished packing. Ever since Shiro, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Tea had been Purple.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing Jumped her, all was Artistic. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in a cafe to become a Tasty Pencil.
Just then, there was a Happy knock at the door. Tea opened it and stood there Crazily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her Lips.
When Tea came to, Shiro was holding her Face and looking Quiet. "My love," Shiro said Cutely, "I'm sorry for the Blue shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Lovely island for the last ten years, living like a kiss on a rainy day. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my Legs in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Tea could hardly believe her Shiro had returned. "I will always love you, Legs or no Legs. Besides, you can cover it up with a Heart."
They embraced Magically and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was Cute.
This was funny too:
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Tea and Shiro were celebrating a Purple Valentine's Day together. Tea had cooked a Tasty dinner and they ate in a cafe by candlelight.
"My darling," Shiro said, stroking Tea's Face, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Tea. "It is but a Lovely token of my Cute love."
Tea opened the box. Inside was a Blue Pencil! She gazed at it Crazily. Then she gazed at Shiro Crazily. "It's Quiet," Tea said. "Come here and let me Skip you."
Just then, a Artistic crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a kiss on a rainy day. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a Happy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Shiro read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other Happily as the crone cackled some more. Tea's Lips began to tremble. Then Shiro shrugged, pulled out a Chair, and hit the crone on her Legs. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Tea said and kissed Shiro Cutely. "This is a Funny Valentine's Day!"
They Gratefully burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
Lol the others were about folding 1000 pencil bunnies, swallowing an artistic pencil to skip, Tea's legs happily exploding, roasting bunny lips, Shiro getting drunk, and bunny princesses. Lol I might make the bunny princess a small comic. XD
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