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Shiro was walking through a grassy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a small little bunny lying under a tree.
Shiro walked over to see the dear thing and was sympathetic to find that she was hurt! A knife had pierced her small arm and she whimpered pathetically with the pain.
"My cute little friend," Shiro said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the knife, as painlessly as he could. The bunny cried out and Shiro's heart ached. "You'll be all right," Shiro whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Tea and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Tea up in his arms, Shiro carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Shiro nursed Tea, cleaning her arm and feeding her heart-brand bunny chow.
On the eighth night, Tea climbed into bed with Shiro. She burrowed under the covers and gratefully kissed Shiro's face. It made Shiro chuckle and he cuddled close to Tea, stroking her ears and singing lightly to her.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Shiro hurried home so he could curl up with Tea. It gave him a happy feeling whenever Tea kissed his face.
Then one night, Tea looked up at Shiro and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a cute bunny princess."
Shiro screamed suddenly, he was so surprised. How could a bunny talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Tea said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Shiro said and kissed Tea on her head. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a cute bunny princess! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Princess Tea," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Shiro said.
"See?" Tea said and showed Shiro the scar from the knife on her arm. Then she kissed Shiro and they tumbled to his bed. They kissed a lot for a long time.
"I love you," Tea said when they were done. Shiro clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Tea had stashed away.
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