I blame you, Ace.

1: What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2: Who's your favorite PERSON?
3: What was your favorite dress-up/Halloween/cosplay costume?
4: What was your favorite TV show as a child?
5: What is your current favorite TV show?
6: What is your favorite PIXAR movie?
7: Do you think that Jar-Jar Binks ruined everything out of his own sheer stupidity or did he have actual malicious intent?
8: Do you expect the Spanish Inquisition?
9: What's your favorite flavor of cake? "Pie" is not a cake.
10: What's the coolest piece of nerd swag you own and why does it mean so much to you?
11: Who is the greatest villain of all time, from any piece of fiction you've ever enjoyed?

1. An African or European swallow? They do differ.
2. I refuse to answer or more like can't. It sort of changes.
3. Darth Vader.
4. I guess Detective Conan... Maybe SpongeBob Squarepants.
5. Supernatural, I guess. Though Game of Thrones... pretty awesome, too.
6. Finding Nemo.
7. Get a brain, he must.
8. Every single day.
9. Cheesecake!
10. My Elvish dictionary, I guess. It doesn't mean all that much to me but I'm terribly lacking in nerd swag due to not wanting to spend money.
11. I have trouble deciding. I'm thinking the Joker, though...

And I won't be asking questions since my brain doesn't work. SORRYBOUTDATLOL