NOTE: Because sometimes this one is really early

"Ichigo! Ichigo!" Rukia wispered, gently shaking him awake, "Wat?!" "It hurts, it hurts alot, Ichigo," Ichigo raised up and looked at her, "Wat hurts?" "My chest, it feels like it's burning," Ichigo sat straight up, "I don't no wat to do, Ichigo," "How bad does it hurt? How long has it been hurting? You better not be fooling me!" "One at a time! Alot, A wile, and why the heck would I kid around about something like this you Idiot?! Even if I wanted to I'd be too afraid of wat you'd do to me! Do you think I want to be your test subject?!" "Wat do you mean?!" "I mean all you humans ever do is take sharp objects and slice people open! And that sounds pretty painfull to ME!" "First of all, you watch too many movies! Second of all,