Are you ready for this?
My little bro Firefox got so sick n' tired of all the Twilight craziness, so... (take it away, Fire-kun)
Yo, frfx here! I am making my own series of novels! I don't have a name yet but it will rock! It's about a 25-year-old vampire hunter named Vlad Ravencroft. After his parents were brutally murdered by crazy villagers who thought they were vampires, a real vampire almost bit him (pierced the skin). He ran away and became a sort-of vampire. He's strong, agile, and he doesn't just fight vampires--all monsters. (As in harpies, werewolves, witches, etc.)

Oh wow, Firefox has a lot of ideas...I hope he doesn't quit!! Good luck, Fire-kun!