Mentally Ill Test:
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (My toaster is a jerk!)
[] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Happens all the time...)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde. (I am!!!)
Total: 4
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 6
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (I suck at normal typing!!)
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling
Total: 8
[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
Total: 11
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (sometimes)
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Total: 14
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 18
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
72% mentally ill?! I expected higher...
