How To Annoy ME!

Um, YES. XD
This is for a challenge...WARNING: Do not execute unless you wish to end your life.

1. Read me a MelloxNear fanfic.
2. Tell me that MelloxNear is canon and OTP and that Matt can go to h-e-double-sippy-straws.
3. Quote 'Bee Movie'.
4. Tell me that my friends are losers.
5. Insult my beliefs.
6. Snuggle me.
7. Play any Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers song at full blast.
8. Ask me why I can't be 'normal'. (I am physically incapable, kthnxbai.)
9. Act like Misa Amane on crack.
10. Tie me to a chair and do all of the above at once.
My head will pretty much explode.

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