ANOREXIA:
You have dry skin.
You eat one meal.
You're very weak.
You hate yourself.
You starve yourself.
You have low self esteem.
You use laxatives.
You need to be more skinny.
People always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
People think you are too skinny.
Total: 0
ATTENTION DEFICIT HYPERACTIVE DISORDER:
Your mind is all over the place.
You are hyper most of the time.
You barely pay attention to anything. (And yet somehow I do well in school.)
You can't cooperate well.
You talk all the time.
You need attention 24/7.
Total: 3
BIPOLAR DISORDER:
You can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
You are very irritable.
You are antisocial.
You have very high self esteem sometimes.
You are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
You have thought of or attempted suicide.
Total: 3
BULIMIA:
You throw up all of your food.
You throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
You have no control over how you eat.
You use laxatives.
You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted.
You always say you are fat, when you aren't.
People think you're way too skinny.
Total: 0
CONDUCT DISORDER:
You are a bully.
You threaten other people.
You often find yourself in fights.
You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
You are cruel to humans or animals.
You have raped or molested someone. (WTF?! Why is this even a question?!)
You destroyed property on purpose.
You always lie.
You stay out all night.
You have/tried to run away from home.
Total: 2
DEPRESSION:
You are always sad.
You find no hope in your future.
You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
You always find yourself around the house all day. (That's 'cause I'm lazy.)
You have low self esteem.
Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
You are failing school.
You have thought of or attempted suicide.
You have/tried or attempted suicide.
Total: 1
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
You have daily rituals.
You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
You have to keep things in a certain order.
You have harmed yourself.
You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 0
POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER:
You repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments or memories in your life.
You repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments or memories in your life.
You sometimes think the event will happen again.
You can be/are antisocial.
You have lost interest in the things you used to love.
You have not had a lot of sleep lately. (F***in' insomnia...)
You worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
You can have angry outbursts. (I can, but I try not to.)
You act younger than your age.
Total: 3
SCHIZOPHRENIA:
You often have hallucinations.
You have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
You think people are always staring or talking about you.
You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
You do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
You are very shy.
You often talk to yourself. (That's a problem?)
Total: 4
