O.k so I'm bored and I haven't been on here for like 2 or 3 months. Here are some funny quotes.
"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in."
"One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"We’re so cool ice cubes are jealous."
“Its like a cruel joke, all the hott guys are either jackasses, gay, or taken.”
“Well, are you gonna ask me out or what? My friends are starting to think that your guy.”
“See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I’m cute?”
“People make fun of me cuz their jealous of my insanity.”
“I’ll Kill him. I’ll Kill him Dead. With a rock….. or something.”
“They never suspect the short one.”
“So we meet again Rubber Ducky.”
“Good thinks don’t let you do stupid things…… alone.”
“A Woman once said man are like a deck of playing cards…you need: A Heart to love them, A Diamond to marry them, A Club to mash his fucking head in, and A Spade to burry the bustard”
“I won’t think about guys… I won’t think about guys… I won’t think about guys… I won’t think about guys… I won’t think about guys… WOAH THAT’S A HOT GUY!!!”
“I won’t talk about guys… I won’t talk about guys… I won’t talk about guys… I won’t talk about guys… I won’t talk about guys… THERE’S A CUTE GUY!!!”
o.k so there you go!!
~Alice
