The Emo Swordsman

The Beginning of Insanity
Iggy: As leader, Iggy would like to welcome you to the group! (cheery)
Toshi: Thank you. (normal)
Lloyd: Iggy, for the last time we don't have a leader... (sighing)
Iggy: Details, details! Iggy is still in charge! (cheery)
Toshi: So... Iggy is or isn't the groups leader? (confused)
Iggy: Is! Is is is is is is is is is! (angry)
Lloyd: She's not, really. (sighing)
Iggy: *smack* Accept me as your ruler! (proud)
Toshi: Wait... she's the ruler now? (confused)
Manda: I welcome you to the beginning of your insanity... (sighing)

Fighting Strategy
Toshi: This may be a weird question to ask but what exactly is your typical battle strategy? (normal)
Lloyd: Why did you ask that? (sighing)
Iggy: Iggy's strategy is perfect! (proud)
Toshi: And that means...? (normal)
Lloyd: Trust me you don't want to know... (sighing)
Toshi: It's not that bad is it? (normal)
Iggy: Of course it's not bad! Look at Mamma, she's all tuckered out from Iggy's amazing battle strategy! (proud)
Manda: ... (tired)
Lloyd: Her name is "Manda" not "Mamma". (normal)
Iggy: That's what I said. (cat face)
Toshi: But isn't Manda the cleric? Why is she the most exhausted? (confused)
Lloyd: The battle strategy... (sighing)
Iggy: I call it "Iggy's Super Awesome Strategy of Awesomeness!" (proud)
Toshi: ... (shocked)

Hair Care
Iggy: Dum de dum. (cat face)
Manda: Hey Iggy, what are you doing? (head tilted)
Iggy: Oh, just washing Toshi's hair. (cat face)
Manda: Toshi, you're okay with that? (normal)
Toshi: hm... (normal)
Manda: Well, it's good to see you two getting along. (smiling)
Iggy: Okay! All done, off you go! (cheery)
Toshi: ... (normal)
Manda: Well that was nice of you, Iggy. (smiling)
Iggy: Iggy is always nice, Mamma! (cat face)
Manda: It's Manda... (sighing)
Iggy: Right! (cat face)
Toshi: ... (hurt)
Manda: Toshi, what happened to you? (worried)
Toshi: Monsters attacked... but I managed to get through them. (hurt)
Iggy: And you didn't come get Iggy? (angry)
Manda: I wonder what made them attack? (thinking)
Lloyd: Hey! Who used this Dark Bottle*? (angry)

* Dark Bottle: An item used to attract monsters.

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