Dear Diary,

What a way to start off a blog! I believe I'm coming down with a bit of a cold! Anyhow, France came by after hearing that I was sick to see how I was. It disturbed me a little when he said he wanted to "play doctor" and examine me. Luckily, all I had to do was sneeze on him to get him to go away. I hate it when that mad bugger stops by my house to tease me.

It also irritates me when he tries to be romantic with me. It's not like we've ever been attracted to each other anyway! But he always seems to be trying to get into it with me! If he's that lonely and desperate he ought to try someone else and not waste his time with me!

Oh well, I suppose that will do it for today's entry. Cheerio everyone. Don't let France do anything he shouldn't should you see him.

-Arthur