Good afternoon!
Ah, another lovely day. I'm quite certain that Spring weather will arrive shortly which will be simply wonderful!
Ironic that I should mention foreign relations with Canada yesterday, today I actually bumped into him. I'll admit, he has a fair reason to dislike me after what happened today. I... I mistook him for America. It was a horrible blunder but he didn't seem to mind too much. Other than keeping him separate in my mind from America, things should go well between us from now on! After all, who would want to be friends soley with France? Certainly not me.
Other foreign relations I've been trying to improve have been those with Japan, and China. Japan and I were very close around the turn of the twentieth century, but we seem to have drifted apart as of late. He was quite the respectable gentleman as well. China on the other hand, I more or less just feel bad for. After all, he was the one who tried to help me through my troubled times after America tore away from my care and protection. China didn't want to see me in the state I was in, addicted to opium and producing CRAZY novels! But I was violent toward him when I shouldn't have been.
China, if you are reading this today, you have my deepest and most sincere apologies. I will never force you to grow opium for me again.
One positive result of this however was that Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland became popular. Speaking of which, I plan to see America's movie of "Alice in Wonderland" this weekend. And no. America is not to know about this. If he were to find out he may follow me around and bother me while I try to enjoy myself in his home, or rather what should be and extension of MY home.
-Arthur
