Today was not very eventful, sadly. However one strange fact has been brought to my attention. It seems that some people do not believe in fairies!
This is simply ludacris!!! Why WOULDN'T someone believe in fairies!? I mean, it's like saying you don't believe in Santa!
Don't give me that look. Santa is real. Don't believe me? Finland is real right? Finland is Santa, right? Therefore Santa is real.
And so are fairies. And unicorns. I had a pet unicorn when I was a young lad. Here, take a look.
Erm, disregard all that about being bullied. I can take care of myself! I am the absolutely invincible British gentleman! Nothing can stop me!
So children, today's lesson is to treat "mythical" beings with the respect they deserve. Now, I must be off so I can prepare tea for all of my friends. Yes. My "imaginary" friends.
-Arthur
