How do you all do today? Quite well I hope.
Today I wanted to break away from the typical discussion of how my day has been and focus on something different. It has come to my attention that some there is ANOTHER British gentleman who is taking over the world of teenage, nerd fandom and trying to steal the honour I deserve!
That man is Hershell Layton, as seen here:
I'm here to tell you all that this man is not qualified to call himself a "gentleman". Think about it. He goes around with a young boy whom he treats as if it were his son and solves puzzles!
First off, the whole thing with the young boy just SCREAMS pedophilia. After all, he's not this boy's father but yet he's teaching him how to be "gentlemanly". Personally, I think Mr. Layton just finds this boy attractive. I know about trying to teach young boys to be a gentleman and I most certainly did NOT enjoy it! ...Ok well perhaps I did, but not in the way HE seems to be!
Plus, what sort of gentleman goes around being bothersome inquiring about puzzles? No one sits around preparing puzzles in case a gentleman were to stop by with his "apprentice" and inquire about one! Absolutely no one!
Well I have to go. America said something about meeting up this evening to reminisce with me about the old days when he was under my care. Perhaps I'll ask him to try and solve a riddle I came up with earlier...
-Arthur
