WOOOO~ LAST DAY OF SPRING BREAKKKKK~
So I gotta get out of this house before the old man finds me here! Hopefully he won't be back for another few hours though!
Last night I went with Matty to an AWESOME concert! But he got drunk and passed out, so I had to carry him home. I did so by strappin' him to the top of my car like a Christmas tree! YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD ALL THE HONKS WE GOT WHEN WE RODE DOWN THE ROAD HAHAHAHAHA
So he slept on my couch and this morning he was PATHETIC. I couldn't even WHISPER to him without him fussin' about his head hurting! It was crazy!
I felt so bad for him, I made pancakes. He pretended to hate 'em, but mine are SOOOOO way better than his! I just know!
SO after that, we played some good ol' American football in my backyard! I pummeled him a few good times in the face (the guy SUCKS at football!) and he went home.
Now I'm over here chillin' at Iggy's house. So I guess I better go! If Eyebrows catches me here I could be in a HEAP of trouble!
ALFRED F. JONES
HERO
