I asked shukaku can you shrink me he did. We were normal size right now. I asked him if he got my UTV. He looked at me puzzled. You mean that tricked out golf cart. I gave hi ma weird look and said, yes but thats far from what it is.
He shook his head. I told him to find a bar and i would be right with him. I ran off and got my UTV. I drove back. With the radio blaring bon jovi. I drove around until i found him waving me down infront of a bar. I stopped at the door and was about to go inside. Until Suki turned the corner. She shouted, ILL CUT YOU OPEN TO GET HIM OUT!!!!!!! She started running at us. I shouted for shukaku to Jump in. He was in before i finished my sentence. I flored it. WE were going 35 in 3 seconds. We drove for a mile with Suki on are tails. She wouldnt give up. Shukaku shouted in my ear. Shes like a terminator! I had a good idea. I told shukaku to hold on. suki got within 10 feet of us. I turned to the edge of the road and slammed on brakes. Suki went flying by. I slammed into reverse and and spun around. He drove off in the other direction. We were so amazed that we lost her. I wasnt paying attention to the road. The tire went into a ditch and we rolled several times. We were flung from the UTV. We werent hurt but we were seeing stars.
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In order to save both myself and Dutch, I made sand clones of us and teleported outside. Once night began and the moon was full, I asked Dutch.
"Hey Dutch. Instead of watching tv or getting hit by Suki, how about rampaging the cities? I'll show you some of my jutsus." I suggested.
"Fine." Dutch got up. We both got out of the cabin and went to the city. I made hand signs and made Dutch grow into a giant. We then started to do what we want. Eat anything we want and watching tv from the big buildings.
"Whoa, you got it made. This giant stuff isn't that bad." Dutch smiled.
"Baka, I know a way out of here!" Kyuubi yelled. I punched myself by punching him.
"YOU ATE MY MATE!!!" Suki screamed again. I sighed.
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~Big Shukaku
I crawled out of the rubble of my bed and stood up. I told shukaku to follow me. We went to my kitchen and i opened my junk food cabinet. It was chicks, crackers, candy, and more meat snacks.
I opened the freezer and there was even more jumk and left over fast food. Then i pulled out a remote from my pocket and said, cable.
Shukaku shout, WA-HOO!!! and started grabbing what ever he could. He ran out of the kitchen right past me and jumped onto the sofa. I grabbed some stuff and we had a TV night on a flat screen. There was a banging on the door that scared the crap out of me. Who could it be now?! i shouted.
I crawled out of the rubble of my bed and stood up. I told shukaku to follow me. We went to my kitchen and i opened my junk food cabinet. It was chicks, crackers, candy, and more meat snacks.
I opened the freezer and there was even more jumk and left over fast food. Then i pulled out a remote from my pocket and said, cable.
Shukaku shout, WA-HOO!!! and started grabbing what ever he could. He ran out of the kitchen right past me and jumped onto the sofa. I grabbed some stuff and we had a TV night on a flat screen. There was a banging on the door that scared the crap out of me. Who could it be now?! i shouted.
Someone knocked at the door as I was eating jerky. I opened the door to find Teme.
"Hey baka. What was the noise I heard?" Kyuubi asked.
"The akatsuki almost killed a new member, so a flare was shot." I explained. Dutch woke up and saw Teme.
"Dutch, this fox is named Teme also known as Kyuubi." Shukaku introduced.
"I know, Suki always talked about him." Dutch smiled a little bit. Kyuubi blushed at Suki's name.
"By the way, I'n lucky," Kyuubi added.
"And why is that?" I asked.
"Because I have Suki. What about you and Yuri? It looks like you two are falling apart. So long, baka!" Kyuubi evilly smirked. I followed him outside and loud pounding was heard. Before long, I went back inside the cabin, using a toothpick. Dutch just stared at me.
"Although Teme's the leader, he's a pain in the butt." I said. I then burped. Teme's scarf got out of my mouth. I wrapped the scarf around my neck.
"BAKA, LET ME OUT!" Kyuubi punched and bit my stomach.
"Nope. Not until I get a kiss from Yuri!" I scoffed.
"You ate Suki's boyfriend? Awesome!" Dutch gave me a high five. I sat next to Dutch. The bed broke into two because of my enormous weight.
"So, what do ya wanna do Dutch?" I asked.
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~Shukaku
