This is Teh Biju Club
I'm the leader and SandLover13 is the co-leader.
This is an Role Play Club that posts stories that can lead to a multitude of adventures. The stories will get perverted though... so you write a perverted part, you're a perv. So everyone that's written something like that is a perv basically. It won't get that way if you don't want that to happen.
Enjoy yourselves here.

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Draw your character as they were when they were younger (as in the first grade) for the up-incoming story

Point Scores

Nekomata: 15
Houkou: 20
Kaku: 5
Raijuu: 52
Dizzy: 10
Suki: 60
Takahara: 25
Chiyoko: 25
Kenneth: 40
Yami: 15
Kokoro: 20
Izzy: 15
Yoni: 15
Dutch: 25
Joe: 20
Meeko: -
Kayo: 10
Getsu: 5
Yojo: 5
Ryo: -

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Rookie - Starting
Ally - 10
Animal (The animal demon you have) - 30
Half Demon - 65
Demon - 80
Biju - 100
Biju Sibling (Only for the siblings of biju ex. Misa, Kai, and Chiyoko currently) - 100
Legendary 9 Member (Only for members of the legendary 9) - 120
Biju King (Only for Kyuubi though) - Unavailable

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DeidaraNarutoClan(Kyuubi ♂)-King Of Biju/Leader
SandLover13(Shukaku ♂)- Legendary 9 Member/Co-Leader(?)

Other Members:
gaaragirl911(Nekomata ♀)-Ally
Hikari Mogami(Houkou ♂)-Ally
gaara is cool135(Kaku ♂)-Rookie
vdr-07(Raijuu ♂)-Half Demon [Weasel]
firestar95(Dizzy ♀)-Ally
Sasukelover001(Suki ♀)-Wolf
imouto chan(Takahara ♀)-Ally
Otomi Babii(Chiyoko ♀)-Ally
Naomi Bear(Kenneth ♂)-Cheetah
Luna chan(Kokoro ♀)-Ally
Emo Biznich(Izzy ♀)-Rookie
wolfdemonchild9(Yoni ♀)-Ally
dutch13(Dutch ♂)-Ally
simplebeast231(Joe ♂)-Ally
animelover7310(Meeko ♀)-Rookie
littlepooch(Kayo ♀)-Rookie
AngelsCryTo(Getsu ♀)-Rookie
infernoboy10(Yojo ♂)-Rookie
garurumonchan(Tsuki♀)-Rookie

Now Handing out Pre-made OCs for Teh Biju Club
Current Ocs:
Isonade (Male-3 tailed Turtle)
SojiRem Hachimata Hachibi (Male-8 tailed Snake)
SojiRem Kai (Male-10 tailed Wolf)
Naomi Bear Yurikami (Female-2 tailed Bobcat)
ajLOVEStobiRosie (Female-1 tail Skunk)
Ryochi30 Taylor (Male-1 tail Dog)
Sokou (Male-4 tailed Rooster)
Maddison (Female-3 tailed Squirrel)

Spare Me Your Hypocrisy

Hachi

Maki turned a different shade of red, and I felt the blood in my face draining. Did I ask too suddenly? Would she say no? I.....I.... I felt an extreme need to get up and say sorry. Suddenly my cellphone rang. I reached into my pocket and answered the call.

"HACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kai yelled into the phone.

"What'sss wrong Kai?" I asked happy to have a diversion.

"Shukaku is in jail and.....well.....help!" Kai answered.

"Fine," I answered, "I'm coming."

"Kai?" Maki asked.

"Yesss apparently Shukaku got himsself and hiss sstudentss thrown in jail. I gotta go bail them out," I answered pretending to be extremely worried.

"Hachi....you are so......" Maki started.

"Got to go," I answered trying to hurry out of the house.

Maki

Hachi ran out the door, but he had left the ring in my hand.

"Perfect....." I finished my sentence.

Hachi

I ran forgetting my motorcycle and headed down to the jail. I found Shukaku sitting drunkenly while the students all looked extremely worried. A police oficer gave me a dirty look, and I sighed.

"What did he do," I asked.

"He was driving drunk and had children," the officer answered.

"And how much will it cosssst?" I asked.

"Fifty million yen," the officer answered.

I sighed and paid it. Kai ran to me in what I could only guess was a panic.

"Kai you're grounded," I said flatly.

"Kai you're grounded," he repeated.

"Shukaku!" I yelled.

"Shukaku!" Kai continued mimicing me.

I took out Ryusemi, transformed him into a bokuto (wodden blade) and persisted to hit Shukaku over the head.

"Baka baka baka baka," I hissed at him.

"Aw come on Hachi! Be nice!" Shukaku said moving up his hand to block the sword swing.

"Come on Kai," I said grabbing Kai by one of his ears. He whined, but I continued to drag him. Those two boys Naruto and Gaara were watching with what seemed like interest. I glared at them and hissed. As I turned around I bumped into Maki. She was still red.

"Hey Hachi! Why ya so pale?" Kai aksed.

I relaesed Kai and looked straight at Maki.

"Hachi...." Maki said quietly, "Lets get hitched."

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XD........................oh and for those that don't know hitched means get married.

Field Trip

As I was walking, the Akatsuki showed up.

"Oh no, we're doomed!" Naruto yelped and he hid.

"Why hello Shukaku, what a surprise meeting you here." Pein said.

"Whazzup*hic*?" I greeted.

"Shukaku what are you doing? That's the Akatsuki. They are going to capture you!" Gaara scolded.

"I know that. But *hic* they are not as strong as they seem to be." I whispered.

"Get Him!" Pein yelled. The Akatsuki surrounded us. I used sand Coffin on them.

"See, they are all idiots; A blind dude, A plant, A puppet, A Hyper Orange guy, A scrooge, a cusser, a he-she, a hot girl, and Pein." I pointed to each member. I then threw them outside of town.

"Next is transformations. If your going to get away with stuff, you have to get the voice right. Any volenteers?" I asked.

"Me." Kai stood up.

"Okay, cross your index fingers and do the Copy Cat jutsu." I ordered. He did the jutsu.

"Now you can copy what I say."

"Now you can copy what I say."

"Okay you can stop."

"Okay you can stop."

"No you stop."

"No you stop."

"I like Ohagi."

"I like Ohagi."

"I love video games."

"I love video games."

"I love Hachi, I want to kiss him!"

"I love Hachi, I want to kiss him!" Kai stopped the jutsu and spat at that remark.

"Sorry about that. Now do my voice." I said.

"Yo whazzup meh homies!" Kai said in my voice. The students oohed and awed.

"If you are very good with this jutsu, you can do this." I then transformed into Tsunade and ordered lots of sake. Nothing can go wrong.

"Shukaku Ichibi, you are under arrest for DUI and DWI." The police yelled

"DUI and DWI?" I was confused.

"Drinking Under the Influenced and Driving While Intoxicated." Moments later, I was in jail with students.

"Kai please call hachi. I don't know if anyone *hic* else could help us." I asked.

Someone please continue....

~Shukaku

I AM ABOUT TO DIE FROM BOREDOM!

I CAN'T STAND THIS ANY MORE! I NEED SOMETHING TO DO! MY FRIENDS DON'T WANT TO PLAY NEITHER DO THE WOLVES! I'm about to die or pass out from boredom! Some one come and help me be fore i pass out
YONI
-HOWL-

Marriage?? / Kai went to School.....*twitch*

Hachi

I wiped some sweat off of my forehead as I worked. I had worked on it for nearly an entire week. Taming the metal, crystallizing the Carbon....it was a lengthy process and took way too much chakra, but I had started it and now was almost done. I sat back at looked at it.

The sparkling diamond ring sat before me shimmering and glistening in its birth light. I smiled and sat back picking up the ring.

"For all the work I put into thissss ssshe better like it," I smiled. It didn't matter at all whether she liked it or not....I had made the ring with a feeling I was only beginning to understand.

Suddenly knuckles sounded as they hit my door.

"Hachi are you alive in there???" Maki asked.

"Maki! I said I would be out in a bit!" I answered.

"That was a week ago!" Maki answered.

I sighed and clasped my hand around the ring. It was now or never. I opened the door and faced Maki.

"Hachi have you even moved or eaten since you went in there?" Maki asked, "You're hair is a mess and you look like you need a twenty hour shower or something."

"Maki...." I started, "Maki listen...."

"Hachi you don't even properly care for yourself. I swear if you were human you would have starved already and I would be the one cleaning up your corpse."

"Maki...."

"And what is your problem??? I hear you up late at night still working like your life depended on it? What is so important?"

"Maki...."

"No Hachi you listen! You are hurting your health and what is so important? Tell me....."

My lips met hers quieting her. I released my tight grip on the ring and showed it to her.

"Maki....will you marry me?" I asked.

Kai

I entered the school and looked around. There was no one I knew there, but I had accepted Shukaku's offer and was now at the biju school. The teacher groaned on and on about chakra and power and what now until I got bored and began to talk to the blonde boy sitting next to me. His name was Naruto.

"So you're Kyuubi," I said flatly reading his chakra.

"Yep," Naruto smiled, "And I am going to be the Leaf Village Hokage!"

"Ya and I'm going to be in the Legenadary Nine," I said rolling my eyes.

"Believe it!" Naruto answered.

The other boy's name was Gaara. I recognized him instantly. He glared at me, but for some reason....I liked him.

Suddenly Shukaku and turned everything on its haed.....I wondered what the rest of the school day had to offer.

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XD Didn't expect Hachi to be so blunt did you????
And Kai went to school XD hope he actually learns something!

And things were thought to be solved

I suppose Suki was right, going home would probably calm things down, even though I knew baka, Shukaku, would be off doing something that would cause him to be put in jail again before Christmas. That reminds me, I have to hide his sake on New Year's Day or he'll get arrested... again. jeez, he's been arrested for being drunk too many times to count.

I looked at the ground and found a note. It was from Dizzy, must've floated here from somewhere... But it was for me...

Dear Kyuubi

I am sorry but I have to run away I dont want to hurt you or sister. Please dont sniff me out of find me I don't want to hurt you. I seen the future and it was horrible. good bye

Sincerely
~Dizzy Rage

This isn't good, but... Why doesn't Dizzy want me to find her? I wondered. I'll need to send this to Storm, maybe she can help out Dizzy. After all, she's Dizzy's sister.

I folded the note up and teleported it to Dizzy's family. They could do a lot more than I could when it came to finding Dizzy and I had to at least do something. "I guess you're right Suki."

Things really did need to settle down, especially with what's happening lately. But this really makes me think... I wonder if there are any more members...

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Me: What are you even saying?
Kyuubi: -_- I have no clue, you typed it
Me: ... Okay, that's true... Please continue?