Kyuubi: WHAT THE F*** IS WITH THAT BAKA'S SISTER?! I'VE NEVER HAD F***ING CONTACT WITH THAT BITCH AND SHE KNOWS IT! FOR HER INFO, WHEN SHE THINKS SHE'S RAPING ME, SHE'S NOT! TAHT'S MY REPLACEMENT! HIS NAME IS KON! HE'S A BASTARD I HATE THAT F***ING ACTS LIKE A DRUNK! HE LOOKS LIKE ME, BUT HAS RED HAIR! HE'S THE FATHER! THAT BITCH NEEDS TO GET THE F*** OUT OF MY LIFE! SHE NEEDS TO GET THE POINT I HATE HER! SUKI IS MY GIRLFRIEND NOT HER! I WISH SHE WOULD DROP DEAD! THIS IS THE F***ING WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! I HATE YOU SHUKAKU! YOU AND YOUR DAMNED BRAT, DEMON OF A SISTER! *storms off*
Me: -_-'
~Kyuubi
For those who don't know this story, Houkou cut his eye and had to fight his evil self, then we (Houkou and Nekomata) fell in love...When I took him back to his place, he found a young girl named Hikari. He rushed over to my place, right after my brother, Francis and I found out that he (Francis) was going to stay here. (he's been gone with my father for over 11 years) So, I now have agreed with Houkou that I will help him take care of Hikari. Confusing...Right?
I took my time walking down the steps. Houkou and Hikari were waiting for me. I had a feeling about what was going to happen next, but I wasn't sure if I truly wanted to. Living with Houkou wouldn't be that bad...would it? But, Francis just started to...I don't know...Notice me? No...That's not it.
When I finished the flight of stairs, I saw Hikari sitting on Houkou lap, playing with his hair. Jealously struck through me, but I let it go, remembering that Hikari was only 12.
"Hey." I greeted.
They looked up at me. "Hey." he replied.
"So...How is this going to work out?" I asked.
He shrugged. "I don't know...You could maybe swing by everyday...."
"Can she stay with us?" Hikari asked, with puppy dog eyes.
"I don't see why not....Neka?"
"Um...I guess I could." I looked nervously up stairs. "As long as I can come back here any time..."
Their eyes brighten.
"Great!" Houkou grinned. "You go back upstairs and pack up! We'll be waiting!"
Jessica
I didn't see Kyu-Kyu anywhere. Oh well, Gaara-Chan gave me a mission to be with Sensai, but I get the feeling that this was gonna be one A rank mission. Gah! At least I found Deiara.
"Hey Deiara!" I yelled waving. Deiara smiled.
"Hi Jess, un." She said.(I knoew she lost the memory of the Akatsuki, but I never got tired of her saying un ^_^')
"So....are you okay?" I asked. Deiara nodded. Okay...Deiara cheerful? Am I dead??? This could only mean that she lost her memory.
"Anyway, do you wanna go visit Shukaku-Sensai?"
"Yes, un. I want to know how he trains you..." We were walking along the streets of France when I heard some arguing nearby.
"That sounds like Naruto and Sasuke fighting un." Deiara said.
Shukaku
Oh snap! Teme actually made a comeback and wrote two songs.....without MY help. Blood will shed faster than you think.
"Teme, just listen, please." I said to him, trying to hold my anger.
"No, I don't wanna listen to what you want to say..." Teme said, closing his eyes. I can't believe what I just said next...........
"I just wanna say that I'm a Big, Fat, Lying, Sneaky, Alcoholic, women seducing pervert who loves bloodlust, gluttony, writing, reading, and a BAKA!"
Everyone stood there in silence. I have just said all my flaws that I knew of and they had nothing to say.
"Finally you admit that." Teme said, trying not to laugh at how a fool I was. I felt the presence of Deiara and Jessica as well. Suddenly, I got a phonecall.
"Hello?"
"Hi Big Brother!"
"Hi Misa. What happened?"
"Ummmmmmm, I didn't want to tell you this. But the truth is I'm Pregnant. Hello? Hello? HELLO!?!?!"
"Oh! Sorry, whose the father?"
"Not sure. There are three inside so far. A Tanuki, A Fox, and a Badger. I think I raped Kyu-Kun too much and Kaku-Kun loved me too much as well. My stomach is very full, I can't even walk. The Tanuki is gonna come out like almost about now. What's his name?"
"His name should be Cody and You should tell the news to Teme." Then I passed the cell to Teme. When he finished, he fainted.
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No really, Misa is having babies. Cody the Tanuki, A boy fox, and a Girl Badger. This will be fun....
~Shukaku
~Jess
Deiara-
I lost that baka Shukaku! I can't believe it! How could I be so stupid to turn around?! Dammit! I hate demons! I kicked a can and I saw red eyes in the darkness. "So... You weren't kidnapped after all..."
I turned. It was Tori. She's Zetsu's student. She holds a grudge against Hitachi for having Itachi as his teacher, but her personality fits with Zetsu more I believe. Tori was a redhead with peircing blue eyes, but her eyes would glow red in the darkness. She had small bat wings attached to her and were outside her cloak. "No, left on my own."
"I'm surprised your wearing that again."
"Yeah... It's been a long time since all seven of us were in the leaf village un."
"You need to get back to base. You know Pein will scold you again."
"Tch"
"If you don't, you know, I have orders..."
I turned. "What orders?"
The next thing I knew, Tasuma's sword pinned me to a tree. "Sorry Deiara, but if you don't clear your head, we have to wipe your memory," Tatsuma said, jumping out of a tree.
"I need to kill him though! He's trying to take my purpose! Can't you understand?!"
Tatsuma looked down. "I know, but this is for the best," Tori said.
She used her ninjutsu and my thoughts were clearing. I slumped over and fell asleep. Tatsuma grabbed his sword and looked to Tori. "When will she gain her memory of Akatsuki again?" he asked.
"We had to wipe her memories of Akatsuki so she'd gain information about Kyuubi's alliance... If she had full memory, she could never pull this mission off. She'll have her memories back later on..."
"But, that means she won't know us? Or the biju?"
"No... She won't recall us, but she will recall Jess and the biju. I was ordered to extract anything that involved us, but those memories are arranged to make sense."
Tatsuma nodded and they both left.
Kyuubi-
A lot happened during that time. I was happy Chiyoko still loved me, but still, I felt hated. Once I got back to my room, Suki was there. She seemed mad at me, but she just wanted to talk. I entered my room and Dizzy fell asleep so I sat her on my bed.
When I turned though, I saw sand clones. What the hell?
I kicked them all because I thought Shukaku had sent them to attack me, but there was candy in them. Huh?
That was a weird surprise, but I picked all the candy up an hid it under my bed (fox instinct, don't ask). Turns out baka was watching. How could baka think I ate all that candy in less than a minute. I wasn't even fat, but he thought I was gaining some weight. What? I had to look anerexic or something? I train and fight all the time. I have a high metabolism, so I didn't want that baka to say that.
Anyway, we began fighting as usual. Raijuu was kinda getting sick of it, but Shukaku said something odd. "Look, I wanted to let you know that you aren't the only one whose suffering..."
I looked at him questionably. "Oh really?"
"Yeah. You wanna know why I love being a giant? Well, just so happens that just on my 20th birthday I became demon. That means I couldn't be 20. I was always a usless 19 year old. I never became an adult. That's why I grow my size. It makes me more powerful. Heck, you have it all! You even have a sensei. When I was Genin, I didn't had a sensei to care for my team. So, I had to train by myself. You teme are the only best friend I can ever have..."
My head lowered, but I was still mad at him. "I had no friends. All of them died whenever I was near them. Even the friend that saved me was killed by his own because of me. People and animals alike tried to kill me so many times it wasn't funny. I never knew my parents. They threw me in a river when I was born. They tried to kill me. I should be dead now! But what do you care? Even one of your own tried killing me!"
He looked at me oddly and in shock. "Yeah, a tanuki tried killing me when I was 10 in human years! Neiara was the one that saved me, but after she met you, she cared nothing for me anymore. You may say I'm your friend, but those are just words."
"They aren't just words Teme!" he shot back.
"Baka! Just listen!" I snapped.
"If you were my friend you wouldn't be doing what you're doing. Tch, you couldn't care less if I died. You'd just go on like your regular self."
"That's a lie!"
"THEN WHY SHUKAKU?! WHY DO YOU MAKE MY LIFE HELL?!"
Kyuubi: I though I knew you the day we met
We became friends, at least that was meant
You smiled, you were happy,
But unknowing to me,
Deep inside,
You always hated me
You couldn't care less
You'd rather make me mad
You leave me dead
I give you trust,
Yet you'd rather break it instead
Should I trust you?
I doubt it
This I know for sure,
We aren't friends anymore
Shukaku: Why do you say that?
We are friends
You are so dense,
You put yourself down,
Show some more trust in yourself
Come back around
Kyuubi: You may not say it's true,
But let me tell you,
The years passed and they seemed okay
But over the years, you were full of hate
You resent me when I'm turned
You don't listen to reason
Yet I gave you my friendship,
But how did you repay me?
You tripped me
Let me fall
And left me for dead
You couldn't care less
You'd rather make me mad
You leave me dead
I give you trust,
Yet you'd rather break it instead
Should I trust you?
I doubt it
This I know for sure,
We aren't friends anymore
Shukaku: Just listen,
Look, I'll explain
Kyuubi: Tch, I know your true nature,
If I listen, you'll leave me in the rain
You gain what you want,
Thinking nothing goes wrong,
Well buddy,
Let me say,
Others feel like me the same way
You'll just use it up,
Then cast it aside,
But I'll tell you the truth,
I won't hide
Shukaku: Just listen!
Kyuubi: No!
Shukaku: Let me explain
Kyuubi: I don't trust you
Shukaku: You always complain!
Kyuubi: Who wouldn't?!
If you were me, you'd feel the same
Shukaku: You always take things too seriously!
Kyuubi: And if I didn't, who would?
I'm sorry,
But you need to know
I feel your not my friend
I need to know...
But, No more!
--- =^ ^= ---
Another song I created on paper. I thought it'd fit this very well. Kyuubi is dense in the head, but even though that's true, but him and Shukaku have flaws that they need to admit. If they want to be friends still, they need to admit that.
~Kyuubi
Sometimes I wonder why I am the way I am.
I was born to a nomadic clan of samurai who made its living off hunting animals and destroying other clans.
Well, that explains my all bloodthirsty and destructive qualities.
My father (who was the clan leader) could’ve been better, but he could’ve been worse. He didn’t spend too much time with me growing up. Too busy killing things. He neglected my medical condition (which I shared with my brother). I’ll be damned if I can remember what it’s called, but all anyone else needs to know is that it makes me hungry ALL the time. Even when I’ve eaten so much food I’m incapacitated.
I wonder if this physical never ending hunger was somehow related to my never ending lust for power.
I spent a lot of time with my little brother Koga and none with other family members because they were all dead. Other children of the clan feared us. We were as thick as brothers could be, running through the woods, training, killing beasts twice our size with our bare hands, mock-dueling…good times.
That explains my deep loyalty to comrades.
But whenever father was around, he was always disciplining us. With a whip. Or worse, he’d put on his metal gloves and punch us in the face. Sure, it worked. But we hated him. Even as we entered our late teens, he continued the beatings. One day, I got sick of it, and cut his head off. That single action had made me clan leader.
I suppose that explains my innate hatred of authority, as well as my desire to be top dog.
With the clan under my control, I decided that we would stop taking orders from other clans. I was going to fight my way to the top. I was to be Shogun. In my conquest, I killed at least 7000 opponents.
There’s where I get my total disregard for human life.
Now, Shoguns were a lot smarter back then and a lot better at waging war than they are now. I was young and naïve, too confident for my own good. In retrospect, I should’ve waited a few more years, to train my troops, buy better armor and forge better swords. If I had done that, I would not have to rely on the other clans I was forced to make an alliance with. They sold me out. My clan was slaughtered. Every last one of them. I think it was when Koga died that I finally snapped.
I figure my hatred of traitors comes from that.
Well, I managed to kill everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) before the Shogun slipped before slipping through my fingers. I saw this as an opportunity to better arm myself before fighting him. I combined my sword with metal of 6 other swords of my clansmen, including Koga. When that was finished, I stuck this new sword in Koga’s body. I was told that if you left a freshly forged sword in someone’s corpse for a week, their soul would enter and remain in the blade. In that week, I managed to put my armor back together the best I could using whatever I salvaged off my dead clanmates. Then I pulled out the huge nodachi and hunted down the Shogun.
You’ve probably figured out by now that I’m a natural hunter.
Bastard Shogun. I decided to face him in fair combat, and what does he do to me? He blows smoke in my face from that wooden pipe of his and turned my face into the sun.
I hate smokers. And cheaters. And the sun. And anything that burns.
With that distraction alone, he was able to slit my belly open. And for years, there I lay on the ground, frozen solid by the winds around me.
I felt a strange darkness creep into my soul, making me stronger. One day, I broke free of my icy tomb. I broke down the gate, ripped the guards to shreds, cut down the Shogun and his family and then….then I assumed this bestial form.
I SHOULD be a member of the Legendary 9. But the centuries of isolation reduced me to ‘mythical’ status. Or maybe it’s better to be a myth. No. When you’re a legend, everyone knows you’re real.
That Kaku that took my place…..well, at first I though he was pathetic, but now I see his true strength, and I agree he deserves his title.
It’s funny. It was at least 500 years ago I heard someone singing an old song we used to sing going into battle, but it’s still stuck in my head:
We’ll kill them all tonight
Show them your all might
Oh what a sight
We’ll kill them all tonight
They’ll fear us all right
Oh what a sight
We’ll kill them all tonight
Forever you will fight
Oh what a sight
We’ll kill them all tonight
Show them your all might
Until the morning light
We’ll kill them all tonight
They’ll fear us all right
Until the morning light
We’ll kill them all tonight
Forever you will fight
Until the morning light
