I'm not sure why I was doing Chidori. It was rather not like me, but I figured anger was my sovereign at the moment. Shukaku trashed my house! And I was so warm and happy! And he took my cup cakes!
"Come on Hachi," Shukaku laughed, "If I hadn't taken it then Maki would have killed you."
Anger exploded in me now. I did a few qucik hand signs and felt fangs growing in my mouth.
"Shadow Snake Fang!" I hissed. My fangs drove into Shukaku's arm, and I held on whike he began to shake his arm.
"Hachi come on man! Don't......" Shukaku succumbed to the venom in my fangs and fell over asleep.
"What was that?" Kai asked his face in pure terror.
"Grose," I said spitting out Shukaku's blood left in my mouth. It tasted of fowled sake and too much food. I walked over to where Shukaku's hand had falled, opened my closet, and pulled out a chocolate cup cake. I threw one to Raiju and one to Kai. I got the biggest one for myself and sank my fangs into it.With Shukaku temporarily out of comition, I walked over to Raiju.
"Raiju," I said, "Do you still want to come to breakfast?"
"What are you having?" Shukaku said getting up.
"That sssshould have knocked you out for a good twelve hourssss," I hissed, "It musssst be all that food in your ssssysssstem...."
"No seriously Hachi *hic* what are you having?" Shukakau asked.
"Maki made buffet.....like she always does.....I'm guesssssssing you want ssssssome?" I was hissing more than usual.
"That would be great!" Shukaku said.
Some one continue.....
The next few posts will be flashbacks of Yurikami and I to show her how much I love her. The first *hic* one is from a date I had with her in Las Vegas. My POV...
"Today, we are making sake!" I said cheerfully, "And for you, Yuri-Chan, a slushie." I put down a cup in front of Yuri-chan. Next I put wine and beer in my bowl, and ice in the cup. Fruit punch and Grape punch in both, also apples, chocolate and lots of sugar. I was finished with both of the contoctions.
"Are you sure this is a good idea, Shukaku-Sempai?" asked Yuri. She looked kinda worried. I smiled at her.
"It's okay Yuri-Chan. If anything goes wrong, you or any other demons won't ever get hurt. I promise. Now, Bottom's Up!" I started to drink all of the drink I had. Yuri-Chan liked the slushie. I noticed that nothing happened to me.
"Aww man! Nothing happened. I don't look sexy anymore." I complained.
"I like the slushie you made..." Yuri-Chan said smiling. I sighed and took Yuri-chan into a Casino hotel. I went in the hot tub, took off my shirt, went to bed, and slept with Yurikami for the whole day.
(The next night)
I felt something hard bumping into my head. It was the ceiling. Again, stupid ceiling!>.< I opened my eyes and I found out that I was 50 ft. tall, squashed in a small hotel room.
"Yes. It worked. I'm damn sexy! Now how about some food. Where are you Yuri-Chan?" I said. I heard a meow inside my shorts. It was Yuri-chan.
"One minute, I was sleeping on your chest. The next thing I knew, I'm in your pants!" Yurikami said suprised. I laughed as I tried to get out of the room. It was hard, but I got out in the end.
"Okay, first we get something to eat.*hic* Then do whatever we want." I smirked. Yuri-Chan smiled as well. We turned invisable and went to the kitchen. Two skinny guys were talking when they saw random food flying in air. They panicked and ran away. I kinda felt bad, but I didn't care. I gave some ham to Yuri-chan.
"So, what's it like being big?" asked Yurikami.
"Well, *hic* I dunno. It's like being free. The world is your toy." I didn't know what to say. Yurikami was glad. Her eyes where sparkling.
"I wanna be big like you, papa!" She said. If only I made her bigger. Then, she wouldn't have to go into the Akatsuki. Wahhhhhh! I miss her!
~Drunk Shukaku
"SHUKAKUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hachi yelled, "You did this. Come back here and fix my house!" He then noticed something in my claws. His Edible Coat Closet?
"Be right back Maki..." Hachi said, then ran the other way. Kai wanted to come. Anyway, the three of us wanted to play a little trick on Teme. But Before that, Dizzy came and beat me up. I took the blows. Kai was getting it all on tape.
"By the way, where's your shirt?" Raijuu asked. I looked down. I have no shirt on. Oh well. I saw Teme, Sosha and/or Shane going to the park. Now's my chance.
"Kai and Raijuu, you keep an eye on them while I'll go get *hic* someone." I said. Both of the boys nodded.
I walked to Suki's House when suddenly I heard a crakling sound.
"CHIDORI!" Hachi screamed as he ran towards me with the lighting ball of doom. Guess he wanted to learn Chidori.
"Freeze!" I yelled. Hachi froze in time. I carefully got Chiyoko out of the house. Then I poked Hachi's forehead like how Itachi poked Sasuke's. Then I unfroze the moment. Hachi staggered backwars and fell, having a pink dot on his forehead.
(Teme)
"I know you're there Shukaku, come on out...." Teme said. But only Raijuu came out with a happy look on his face.
"Hi Kyuubi-San!" Raijuu yelled. Kyuubi somehow fainted. I came back with Chiyoko in my hands. Kyuubi woke up.
"Oni-San, are you okay?" Chiyoko asked. Teme nodded, then glared at me.
"You did this, didn't you?" Teme said. I made a peace sign with my fingers.
"Believe it!" I said in Naruto's voice. Suddenly, the snake appeared.
"CHIIIIDOORRRRIII!" Hachi yelled again. This time I grabbed Hachi's wrist in the last minute, twisting it tightly. Hachi screamed, the chidori faded away.
"Hachi *hic* You've down better with your transformation. Actullaly you should thank me." I said, letting go of Hachi's arm.
"And why?" Hachi asked. I put the closet right up in Hachi's face. It smelled like cupcakes.
"If Maki *hic* would have smelled the closet, she would kill you. But I saved your life..." I said simply. Then I looked at teme, who was very quiet.
Kyuubi, Hachi, Kai, Chiyoko, and Hachi please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
“Shukaku’s here for the *hic* party! Where’s the food?!”
“You’re kidding me,” I said, annoyed and Isonade still hugging me from the waist.
“Teme? That *hic* you? What are you doing here with Suki and… Isonade?”
“Long story,” I replied, still on the phone.
Shukaku was led to a table on the other side of the room, thank god, but Isonade was still hugging me and I was not gay. I told Sosha about my situation and he told me to go to the bathroom, to avoid Isonade. “I’ll be over there in a minute,” Shane said, “Just stay on the phone.”
“Right,” I said to Shane, “Um Suki I’m going to go to the bathroom...”
She nodded, I shoved Isonade off, and ran to the bathroom. I shut the door and stood against it. “Kyuubi? You still there?” Shane asked.
“Yeah.”
“Okay, I’m coming up to the place, you can come out now.”
“All right,” I got out of the bathroom and then Shane came into the restaurant.
He grabbed Isonade and dragged him close to where I was. “You listen to me, Isonade Sanbi, Suki has this one chance that she asked Kyuubi out, you are going to make this work out or I’m going to break your arms in a hundreds of places. GOT IT?!” Shane snapped.
Isonade nodded and Shane kicked him out. I walked back to the table and Shukaku went back to his, because his buffet was waiting for him. I sat down and started to look at the menu. “Hey Kyuubi they have a lollipop cake!” Suki exclaimed excitedly.
‘Huh… Maybe this wasn’t so bad I guess…’
I looked at the menu, and Suki was right, they did have it. “Hm... what ’ya know, they do... I’ll have that for dessert probably and some steak.” I said looking over the rest of the menu.
Once the food was over, it was silent for about ten minutes, but… “Kyu-kun *hic* how could you kick your *hic* lover out?!” said a loud voice.
‘You gotta be kidding me!’
I looked at the door. He was back. Isonade ran up and hugged me around the neck and shoulders. I really felt like crying because I really didn’t like this guy. Then, something really unexpected happened. Suki growled lowly, stood up, and grabbed Isonade. She threw him on the floor and managed to pin him. “Suki? What are you *hic* doing?” he slurred.
What really surprised me was that she punched him in the face. “What the hell Isonade?! I'm on a date with Kyuubi. I need to spread my wings. I need a break. If you even get within a 10 ft radius of Kyuubi in the next week I’m gonna rip your arms off!” Suki yelled.
A lot of the people were in the restaurant, staring. Even Shukaku stopped eating and gaped at the sight. Sosha heard what was happening from Shane and hurried over here. Sosha entered the restraint and was looking at Suki and Isonade. Suki looked as if she was biting his arm.
Sosha approached with caution and then stood beside them with a smile on his face. “Suki, is it okay if I could talk to Isonade for a minute?”
Suki nodded, saying ‘gladly’ and got off. Isonade stood up and Sosha led Isonade to the door. “Oh thank god. Thanks Sosha… uh what are you?-“ Isonade was saying before Sosha got an evil smile on his face and kicked him in the gut.
Isonade went flying out the door. “Huh, I’m impressed, best kick that I’ve ever done. Enjoy your time guys,” Sosha smirked and then left.
Shukaku just kept eating once he got bored. Once that was over with, I started to smile, but I started to eat again because I think I was smiling too much. She sat back at the table and smiled too. Once dinner was over with, I got the lollipop cake. "Thank who ever invented this" I mumbled, staring at it.
Suki started to giggle. I looked up. “What’s so funny?”
She took some icing off the cake and tapped my nose. I looked at my nose a little confused, but I started to chuckle too, but then after realizing I was laughing, I stopped. “You know Kyuubi-kun... I heard that there is a chemical in your brain that fights against depression and every time you laugh or give someone a compliment the chemical has a higher rate of fighting against the depression,” Suki said.
I took a napkin and wiped the icing off my nose. "Hm... that is interesting,” I said, giving Suki a slice of cake.
I got my own piece and shock was on Suki’s face. She noticed a lollipop on her cake, but she took it off and put it on my piece. I looked up and she just smiled. “I don't need too much sugar now do I?” she said.
Once she started to eat her piece, something seemed funny to me. Suki seemed a lot calmer, but not like she was full of sugar. “Kyuubi?”
“Huh?” I said, returning from my space out.
“Anything wrong?”
“No, nothing, just thinking,” I replied.
She nodded and returned to her cake. ‘Well, no use thinking about it now.’
We both finished our pieces of cake and I put the lollipop in my mouth. I was going to pay the bill, but Suki took care of it (with Shane’s money). Once that was over, I noticed Shukaku was gone. Oh well. “Hey, Kyuubi-kun, I know a nice park that’s around here, can we go there?” Suki asked.
I sighed. I guess it couldn’t hurt. “Sure, let’s go.”
I walked beside Suki and we went to the park.
“Should we follow?” Sosha asked Shane.
He nodded and the two followed without being noticed.
Seems that Teme's date was going along well. Since I was very huge, I had to eat outside the resteraunt, chained by Teme. At least the chains were long. Once the dinner was over, I wanted to play a little prank on a friend on mind. Cutting my chains, I ran to where Raijuu was saying at Hachi's. I took out a chocolate bar, put it near the front door, and knocked. Raijuu answered it.
"Oh my Gosh! What a big chocolate bar," Raijuu said, then he looked above him as glittering light shined apon him, "Thank you, Heaven..." He ate it, then went back inside. I snickered softly. I heard the conversation inside.
"Who'sss at the door?"
"No one. Just a Big chocolate bar I ate."
'If only it was a big cupcake...' Hachi thought. It'll be ready in 5,4,3,2,...1
BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM! There was smoke coming out of Hachi's house. When it cleared, a giant Raijuu was standing, looking very confused. I laughed so loud. That was soooooooo funny.
"Did you do this Shukaku-San?" Raijuu asked. I couldn't lie to one of my friends, so I nodded.
"At least the chocolate was good..." Raijuu said happilly. I wanted to show him how it feels like to be big. So I led hin to the Hokage's Office.
Raijuu please continue....
~Drunk Shukaku
