Here's how it's gonna work. Kyuubi will continue from his parts and I'll continue from mine. That way, There would Two version of the story and maybe you'll understand the play a little more.
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The play was about to Begin. Here we have a old time village-HEY! What's with the NewYork theme!?!
"Vincentio-Sensai and I are doing the modern version of the play, un!" Deiara said.
Only Shakespeare Time and No background and equipment made from exploding clay! Pendant, back to the backstage!!! Where were we? Oh yes. We start in a town square. A man named Lucentio and his servent, Tranio arrived serching for new things like jobs, work, and education. Ugh, I'm getting sick just thinking about it...
"Tranio," Kaku said as he showed off his blue hair.
"Yesss Masssster?" Sokou asked rolling his green eyes. Kaku handed Sokou his sword. But as soon as Sokou touched the sword, it melted. Sokou gave me a 'This is not gonna work' look.
"We have made it here, where our journeys' will begin. Who can ask for anything more?" Kaku yelled. Then he heard some people talking by the well.
Two men, Gremio and Hortensio, are talking to Bapista for the marriage of Bianca.
"For the last time, NO!" Kyuubi yelled. Neka was washing clothes in the well.
"But that's not Fair!" Houkou barked at Kyuubi. Sosha was almost at level 2 by now. He was growlling at Kyuubi very mad.
"I'm telling you, No one can marry Sweet Bianca..." Kyuubi started to say but then he was interrupted by everyone say 'Awww!' at the sound of Neka's name, "Unless someone marrys Katherine."
Yurikami stepped out, wearing tomboy clothing. She glared at Houkou and Sosha with evil eyes. Houkou gasped.
"My god! What a shrew!!!" Sosha exclaimed. Yuri punched him on the nose.
"Says the guy who transforms every time he gets annoyed..." Yurikami said, now glaring at Houkou...Kyuubi was worried.
"Bianca, go inside the house please." Kyuubi said. Before Neka left however, she was waiting for Kyuubi to kiss her cheek.
C'mon Teme! I always wanted to see a KyuubiXNeka story...
Kyuubi kissed Neka's cheek. Neka then went back inside. Kyuubi glared at me as if trying to say that he hates me alot.
"Why didn't this play became a Tragedy. THEN, I'll kill that man-whore..." Kyuubi said to himself.....
Someone please continue...
Next Time.....
I was hiding in a barrel, drinking sake, when Raijuu got me out.
"Joseph! Hey, what happened to *hic* Grumio?" I asked. I didn't have no shirt what so ever.
"Grumio was trying to kiss Bapista-San, so she-I mean he-went to get all dressed up..." Raijuu said.
~Drunk Shukaku
"Due to the fact I really wouldn't like to just start the story with a drunk waking up without anyone know what happened," I told Shukaku.
"This is my plan teme! So I don't care," he responded.
"Some people haven't even seen the play, much less know what it's about baka!" I snapped.
"It's a comedy to get Yuri-san back on our side what's to get?"
"Can you just please explain the beginning?"
"Fine, but if Yuri isn't going along with this, it's your fault."
'Everything's my fault anyway cuz you blame me,' I thought
-Anyway, on with the Story-
Cris is a bi drunk that often goes into ale bars, but due to the fact he goes in them so much and manages to get everyone upset, he's often kicked out.
Konan kicked Isonade out of her ale house after some inappropriate comments. "Geez, you didn't have to kick me out!" Isonade said, rubbing his head.
"No, I need to kick you out. All you ever do is hit on the customers and me and get so drunk you can barely stand! You aren't welcome here, rogue!" Konan snapped.
"For the last time, I'm not *hic* a rogue. Those guys and girls came onto me, so you punish me instead of *hic* them?"
"No, you come onto them and adding to that, you don't even pay for the drinks you get! You owe me so much I have to ask people to help me pay the ale house off!"
"Come on, babe, *hic* give me a chance!" Isonade said, trying desperately to get on her good side.
"No! Go home! You aren't welcome here until you pay off your dept!"
Konan slammed to door in Isonade's face.
You see, Cris isn't the type of person that can make others want him around. In fact, he screws it up so much he makes enemies with anyone.
"Geez, bitch didn't have to yell," Isonade said.
Unfortunately, Konan was about to feel sorry for him and let him back in, but after that comment, she beat the crap outta him and slammed the door again. "That bitch is crazy! I guess I should go home..."
After that... -_-' Usual incedent, Cris went home and went to sleep. However, somehow, a Lord managed to get into his house. The Lord wanted to pay back Cris for what he had done and decided to play a joke on him.
Pein entered the house and say the trickster, bi, drunk collapsed on the floor. "What the hell?" Pein said surprised.
Pein grabbed a stick from outside and started to poke Isonade with it. "Is he dead or alive?" Pein asked, as he jabbed Isonade with the stick.
"My lord, I believe he's alive, but he's drunk as usual," Asura commented, arms folded.
"God! That's all this guy does!" Pein said, throwing the stick at Asura's head.
The huntsman was hit by the stick and was deeply annoyed, but she went along with the plan.
"You do not have the right to throw that at my head you asshole!" Asura said, shaking Pein.
Asura! Knock it off! Go along with the story!
"Oh, right, sorry," Asura said, dropping Pein.
Pein shook it off and came up with a plan to try and change Isonade's attitude. "I know what I can do, we just need to take him to my home, dress him up in fancy clothes and tell him he's lost complete memory," Pein said, putting Isonade over his shoulder.
"Is that really wise though?" Aura asked.
"Heck, Cris is so drunk he'd probably buy anything we tell him," Pein said.
"True."
The two left Cris's house, his head on the way out -_-' but the huntsman and the lord soon arrived to the lord's home.
Asura sat Isonade down in the Pein's bed, with new clothes on, and turned to Pein. "You'd think he'd recall what's going to happen," Asura warned.
"Heck, his head was bumped on the way out, besides, just tell him he's a nobleman when he wakes up and the rumpets sound. I'm going to need everyone to go along with this facade," Pein said.
"Geez, going a little overboard just to play a prank on a bi drunk?" Asura said.
"Heck, he needs to learn his lesson."
"Anyway, what about the players?"
"Let them in."
Sasori and Zetsu were let in. "Welcome players."
"Thank you my lord," they both bowed, but Zetsu fell over.
'Really, these guys are the best?' Asura asked herself.
Zetsu picked himself up and Pein said he needed their assistance. "I know that you've been listening to me for a long time, but I need your assistance."
The lord dragged one of the players with him to a different room. Whether the player wanted to or not.
"Listen, I need you to tell Page to dress up really girly. She will be playing as that drunk's wife. I know that she likes him, but we need her to go along with this facade. If you need any more istructions, ask me," Pein told Sasori.
"All right..." Sasori said, exiting the room.
Hehe...I feel like posting a lot today...So why not complete a mission...Right?
Name: Nekomata
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Animal: Cat
# of Tails: 2
Human Info-
Hair: Long Black
Eyes: Bright Purple
Looks: Sorta like Sakura
Clothing: Gray shirt and skirt, red ribbon tied around waist
Earrings: Two small purls
Personality: Cares deeply about friends, but has some anger issues
Likes: All things black, cat related objects, and listening to music
Dislikes: Humans, the world, and a certain somebody
Fav Pairing: GaarHina (yaoi) DeiTobi
Justus: Dark Magic, can look into someone's eyes and see all their memories and their soul.
Catch Phrase: Depression is Anger with less enthusiasm...
Fav Moment from Naruto: (shipuuden) When Gaara is reborn and Naruto puts his hand on his shoulder.
Fav Song: Bang the Doldrums by Fallout Boy
Band: Kool Kittys
Position: Lead Singer
Fav Music: Alternative and Punk
Fav Book: Twilight
Fav Movie: Nightmare Before Christmas
Family:
Father: Whereabouts unknown
Mother: Living with me
Francis: Unknown of Death
Matthew: Killed by Sister
Nekomata: Blessed and Cursed by having the Two-tailed demon
Habits and/or disabilities: Staring at people and being dislodged from the group...
I don't know if this will help, but I found this video on google....
Here's the URL:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6117710320762600410&hl=en
If that doesn't work, then type in "Taming the shrew" on google, go to the videos and click on the second one. The movie is 115 minutes long...Make sure you have time before you watch. (and this get people more into character)
"We are here *hic* cuz' I have an idea to get Yuri-Chan back..." I said. All of the biju were confused. I told them my plan.
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The Akatsuki came into the studio. Yuri-Chan looked at the sign:
The Taming Of The Shrew Cast
Narrator~Shukaku
Christopher Sly - Drunken Tinker~Isonade
Bartholomew - A Page (later pretends to be Sly's wife)~Suki
Baptista Minola - Father of Katherine and Bianca~Kyuubi
Vincentio - Father of Lucentio~Deidara
Katherina (Kate) - The "shrew" of the title~Yurikami
Petruchio -(Drunken) Suitor and later husband of Katherine~Shukaku
Bianca - Sister of Katherine; the ingenue ~Neka
Lucentio - Suitor of Bianca (later disguised as the teacher Cambio)~Kaku
Gremio - Elderly Suitor of Bianca~Houkou
Hortensio - Suitor of Bianca (later disguised as the teacher Litio)~Sosha
A Pedant (later impersonates Vincentio)~Deiara
Tranio - Servant of Lucentio (later impersonates Lucentio)~Sokou
Biondello - Servant of Lucentio~Kakashi
Grumio - Servant of Petruchio~Misa
Curtis - Servant of Petruchio~Dizzy
Nathaniel - Servant of Petruchio~Tobe
Joseph - Servant of Petruchio~Raijuu
A Haberdasher~Hidan
A Lord~Pein
Peter - Servant of Petruchio~Naara
A Tailor~Kakuzu
Hostess of an alehouse ~Konan
Huntsman of the Lord and Widow~Asura
Players~Sasori(Pretend he's alive, okay?), Zetsu
Servingmen~Kisame, Itachi
Messenger~Tobi
"Lights, Camara, ACTION!" A producer said as the camaras were rolling the film.
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Once apon a Time, there was a sleeping bi drunkard named Christopher Sly. Let's call him Chris, shall we?
"No! Let's call him baka!!! He loves guys AND girls!"
Shut it, Teme! Anyway, The Lord wanted to play a trick on Chris, so...
"When you awaken, you will be a great lord who had lost his memory and you're ale-house rambles were but a dream." Pein said, then he left. Suddenly, Chris awoke...
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...."
I SAID *HIC* CHRIS AWOKE!!!!!!!!!
"Gah!" Isonade jumped out of the bed and fell on head-first on the floor. He then looked around to see that he was a lord in his bed chambers. Then Zetsu and Sasori came to see him.
"Would you like to see The Taming of The Shrew?" Zetsu asked.
"What *hic* The Hell is THAT?" Isonade exclaimed. I slapped my forehead.
Sigh...Look! This play is *hic* a comedy. We have two girls, Baianca and Katherine...
Neka and Yuri-Chan came up and bowed.
Both girls are *hic* sisters. Bianca is the most beautiful and graceful one...
Neka blushed brightly. Yuri-Chan pushed her out of the way.
And that's Katherine. But we call *hic* her Kate. LEt's just say that Kate is like a shrew; naughty, selfish, mean, and bad mannered. But in the end, I, Shu-I mean Petruchio, somehow with my wits and my drunkness, tames the 'Shrew' in the end. So *hic* enjoy the show.
Someone continue please
Note:I found a summary of the Taming of the shrew, but it doesn't help me one bit. Can someone explain it to me a little more...
Taming of the Shrew by Augustus EggAn introductory act, called by editors an "induction", sets up The Taming of the Shrew as a play within a play. A Lord decides to play a joke on a sleeping drunk named Christopher Sly. Dressed as a lord and slipped into a fine bed, Sly is told when he awakes that he is a great lord who has lost his memory, and his ale-house rambles were but a dream. Some players offer for his entertainment the comedy of Kate the Shrew.
The Induction contains two interesting allusions, to "Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot" (Ind.,2,21) and to "Cicely Hacket" (Ind.,2,89). Wincot was a tiny village four miles south of Stratford-upon-Avon, and a Hacket family lived there in the 1590s.[5]
Lucentio has come to Padua to pursue his education; his servant Tranio urges him to indulge the other pleasures of youth as well. The wealthy merchant Baptista Minola enters, with his daughters, the shrewish Katherine (called "Kate") and the sweet-tempered Bianca. Baptista tells two suitors of Bianca, Gremio and Hortensio, that none may marry Bianca until after Kate has a husband. The rivals agree it will be hard to find someone for Kate, for even though her dowry will be large, her temper is volatile. Meanwhile, Lucentio vows to woo Bianca himself.
Fortunately, Hortensio's friend Petruchio arrives from out of town, looking for a rich wife. He says he cares nothing for her temper nor her appearance, as long as he can "wive it wealthily". Hoping that Petruchio will solve the problem of Kate, and hearing that Baptista wants his daughters to have tutors, Bianca's three suitors contrive plans to woo her in person.
Kate and Bianca are at home fighting. Kate has tied up Bianca and beats her, when the pack of suitors arrive. Hortensio has disguised himself as a music teacher, so that he can spend time with Bianca and woo her secretly. Gremio has another plan: he has hired a Latin tutor named Cambio for Bianca, leaving himself free to negotiate dowry terms with Baptista; he does not know that this tutor is actually his unknown rival Lucentio. Meanwhile, under orders from Lucentio, Tranio has disguised himself as Lucentio so he can negotiate dowry terms with Baptista and keep Baptista busy while the real Lucentio woos Bianca. Petruchio comes as himself.
Baptista sends the tutors to instruct the girls, while he discusses financial arrangements with Petruchio. Hortensio soon emerges with his lute broken over his head, courtesy of Kate. Petruchio expresses admiration at her spirit. Kate herself comes to dissuade him, but for once has met her equal with words (Kate insults Petruchio, who turns each of her insults into sexual innuendo). When Baptista returns, Petruchio tells him that he and Katherine have gotten along together so well that they've agreed to be married next Sunday (Kate's reply that she'd rather see him hanged first is explained away by Petruchio as being part of a private agreement between him and Kate "that she shall still seem curs't in company"). Baptista delightedly approves the match.
Next, Baptista considers whether Lucentio (who is actually Tranio) or Gremio shall marry Bianca. Each claims to love her, so the deciding factor is the wealth they bring. No matter how much Gremio promises, Tranio can outbid him by claiming that he will inherit much more from "his" father Vincentio. Baptista agrees that Bianca will marry Lucentio, provided Vincentio confirms the inheritance within a week. Tranio ponders who he can get to play Vincentio.
The disguised tutors Cambio (Lucentio) and Litio (Hortensio) continue their wooing (with Bianca seeming to incline more towards Lucentio, much to Hortensio's chagrin), until Bianca is called away to help Katherine dress for her wedding. The wedding of Katherine and Petruchio is a very strange affair; Petruchio dresses oddly, breaks nearly every custom, and departs with Katherine even before the wedding feast. Bianca observes that her sister "being mad, is madly mated." Following this, Baptista instructs Bianca and her soon-to-be-husband "Lucentio" to take the places of Katherine and Petruchio at the head table.
Hortensio, believing Tranio (as Lucentio) who says Bianca has shown him some affection, brings him to Baptista's house. In hiding they see Bianca flirting with Lucentio (as Cambio). For her apparent inconstancy he has Tranio swear with him that they give up courting her and leaves to find a widow to marry "ere three days pass."
En route to, and at his country estate, Petruchio begins his "taming" of his new wife. He keeps her from sleeping, invents reasons why she should not eat, and buys her beautiful clothes only to rip them up. When Kate, profoundly shaken by her experiences, is told that they are to return to Padua for Bianca's wedding, she is only too happy to comply. By the time they arrive, Kate's taming is complete and she no longer resists Petruchio. She complies in Petruchio's game, demonstrating her subordination to his will by agreeing that she will regard the moon as the sun, or the sun as the moon, if he demands it. She has understood her husband's method at last.
Meanwhile, Tranio persuades a travelling pedant to pretend to be Vincentio. Baptista is pleased to meet Lucentio's father and agrees to the wedding. Petruchio and Kate return to Padua to attend Bianca's wedding, meeting the real Vincentio along the way and telling him about his "son"'s impending marriage. Vincentio joins them in their journey to Padua.
After their arrival, there is great confusion as all disguises collapse. However, everyone ends up married; Lucentio to Bianca and Hortensio to a rich widow. During the banquet, Petruchio brags that his wife, formerly untamable, is now completely obedient. Baptista, Hortensio, and Lucentio are incredulous and the latter two believe that their wives are more obedient. Petruchio proposes a wager in which each will send a servant to call for their wives, and whichever wife comes most obediently will have won the wager for her husband. Baptista, not believing that his shrewish Katherine has been tamed, offers an enormous second dowry in addition to the wager.
Neither Bianca nor the widow responds to the call, Bianca informing her husband that she cannot come because she is busy and the widow ordering Hortensio to come to her. Kate does come, winning Petruchio a second dowry. Kate ends the play with a monologue explaining that wives should always obey their husbands and lords.
In the rarely-performed epilogue that returns to the Christopher Sly storyline, Sly awakens from his drunken sleep to find everyone else gone and himself returned to exactly the way he was before. However, thanks to his "dream", he now knows just how to deal with his own shrewish wife and leaves to put his plan into action.
~Drunk Shukaku
