Great, just great! Hachi isn't here for Isonade to bug, so he's bugging the crap outta me. He's dating Suki so why the hell does he have the need to be a trickster and go after me. "I'm not gay or bi! And I don't love anyone but my sister! Stop bugging me Iso-baka!" I shouted.
Sosha covered Chiyoko's ears because she really didn't need to hear this. "Don't deny the fact you *hic* love me!" Isonade said, getting closer to me.
I kicked the guy in the head. "I'm denying nothing! I'm just not bi or gay!"
"You love playing *hic* hard to get."
"What the hell is wrong with you! You torment Hachi with this crap and now me?!" I shouted.
"Because... You and Hachi-kun love each other and you two *hic* love me," he put it simply.
I was seriously offended. That jackass had gone too far. "I am not a yaori pairing! For your game!" I shouted.
"Your face is red though. You must be a little *hic* embarrassed with the IsoHachiKyuu huh?" Isonade said, "Adding to that, you two have to share me with Suki now."
I kicked him in the stomach. "Shove your logic up your ass!"
"Gladly," he said.
Then that asshole gave me a hug. "Get the hell off!" I said, shoving and pushing Isonade's head.
"Stop with the *hic* hard to get," he said.
"For the last time, I'm not gay or bi!" I shouted, still trying to pry him off.
"You're denying again."
"Shut the hell up you asshole!" I said, round-house kicking him into some equipment.
Why this guy decided to torment me was beyond me. Adding to that, this time, it wasn't about my sister, but he accused me of being bi. "Kyuubi, why are you so *hic* harsh to your lover?" Isonade said, transforming himself into a girl.
I punched him in the face and he hit some more equipment. "Cuz I don't love you! I don't love Misa either!"
"Why are bi's so hard to get?" Isonade said as he came out of the equipment.
"I said I'm not bi! Why are we in this studio anyway?!"
"I can *hic* explain," Shukaku stepped in.
“Cheer up Hachi,” Maki said happily, “We’re going to Sypan! Ahh the beaches and the sea breeze! I can’t wait to get there!”
“I can’t believe the snake would willingly go near water,” Shane said reading an in-flight book casually.
“I tend to try and avoid it,” I answered sipping some tea.
“I still can’t believe that Suki is dating Isonade,” Shane said almost angrily.
“I still can’t believe you didn’t kill Iso-kun,” I answered.
“I still can’t believe Hachi is gay,” Maki retorted.
Tea shot out my nose and into the back of another seat. We were in first class, but it still managed to get the seat in front of me wet. The person sitting in the seat turned around and was about to yell at me when I gave him an evil eye. He sat back down and remained silent for the rest of the flight.
“For the last time!” I yelled, “I am not gay!”
Several of the passengers on the flight with us looked up interested. I gave them my evil eye and they all went back to what they were originally doing. I continued my rant.
“If I was a gay I would not be Isonade’s lover because he is sick and likes sake. And I am not gay! I’ve dated girls before! I just never found someone that I liked! And I hate drinkers! I can barely stand Shukaku’s drinking! Why can’t a guy just be normal?? Is that too hard to ask?? I mean seriously! If I had known that I was going to have to deal with Isonade again I would probably decided to die and get it over with! And Isonade is not a gay either! He goes after women! Everyone in the Biju Club is completely straight!”
“Ok then why are you Iso-kun’s lover?” Maki asked.
“I am not! Did I not just say that??? Suki is dating him!” I yelled.
“Well then Isonade is a two timing bi,” Maki answered simply, “With the world they way it is today I would expect there are people out there now.”
This time a sleeping Kai heard and burst into laughter. He fell out of his seat and was rolling in the aisle laughing the entire way. Kai hit a bag on the floor and several people were yelling for him to get out from under the seats.
“If he is Isonade’s lover then the world is ending,” Kai laughed, “Naw Maki, Hachi really is straight.”
Maki didn’t look convinced, and Shane merely went back to reading. I sighed and asked for more tea. I put in some ear buds and listened to some music while the plane continued on its journey to Sypan. Once in Sypan everything seemed to fall into place.
I relaxed on the beach far away from the water. Maki chatted on and on with her family. Shane decided that he would show Kai how to surf. That was very interesting. It seemed Shane had been a surfing champ a long time ago. Kai learned fast as he always did and soon surpassed Shane’s previous expectations. Now if only he would do that with his studies of jutsus…..
Suddenly a volley ball came crashing from the sky and poned me in the head. I felt like an ostrige.....
Shukaku started laughing so hard that he almost started to cry.
Suki and Isonade kept glancing at each other.
Houkou, slightly red still, had a confused face.
And I just stared at the slammed door. But out of no where, I started to laugh.
Everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at me. I didn't laugh much, but when I did, it put a spell on the room.
"Kyuubi? A-a bi??" I spilled out. I didn't know Kyuubi that long, but I never seen him attracted to men before. And that just sparked something in my brain.
"Well, he does love me." Isonade said. Then Suki gave a soft smack on the back of his head.
"What makes it so funny though? Can't you be free to love anyone?" Houkou spoke up.
"Don't get me wrong! I like yaoi and all, but Kyuubi doesn't seemed to be the type..." I explained quickly.
"You just don't *hic* think so because you have a crush on him." Shukaku said smoothly.
Houkou stiffened.
"That's not true! Kyuubi is our leader, so I stick up for him, that's all. Besides...he probably likes someone else..." I blushed, taking quick glances at Houkou.
"One, he loves me. And two, you're as red as a tomato.." Isonade said draping an arm around Suki.
My hands clenched into fists, while I gritted my teeth. I felt my demon side being released, bleeding through the combines of my body. I've been able to control my anger so far, but not with something like this.
If this continues, I might accidentally kill them all...
I got off the plane and aided my sister who was in a wheelchair. "Hey Suki, I've been thinking, if you and Isonade are dating, where's Isonade?" I asked.
She looked at me. "Isonade is with Shukaku and Raijuu right now, that's why he isn't here."
"I see."
The four of us continued until we were out of the airport. We were walking along the streets until we came to this huge, and I mean HUGE. Suki lead us to a studio and inside, Isonade and Shukaku were drunk as heck, Houkou was as red as a tomato, and Neka looked a little confused. "Iso-kun! We're here!" Suki said as she ran over to Isonade and gave him a kiss.
"Gross! Get a room!" I said, sticking out my tounge.
Suki glared at me and Isonade was being the ass he normally was. Isonade let go of Suki and came over to me. He put his arm on my shoulder. "No need to *hic* be jealous Kyuu~*hic*bi," he said getting in my face.
I shoved that drunk off me and he was so drunk he fell. "I'm not jealous of you dating that brat of a girl!" I snapped.
"Who you callin a brat, emo fox?!" Suki butt in.
Isonade slowly came up from the floor. "Oh, I get it! *hic* You're gay, just like Hachi-kun," Isonade said swaying back in forth.
"What?! I'm not gay!" I shouted.
Sosha grabbed my sister's wheelchair and left the room before the yelling started so Chiyoko wouldn't have to see or hear this. "Don't *hic* deny who you are," Isonade said as he sat in a chair.
"I'm not denying anything! I'm just not gay you ass!" I snapped.
"I always thought Kyuubi was *hic* gay," Shukaku said.
"Stay outta this! I'm not gay!"
"Oh! I know! *hic* You're bi!" Isonade declared.
"What is wrong with you guys?!" I shouted.
"But I thought you were bi Kyuubi," Houkou said.
"I'm not gay or bi!" I shouted, face red.
"Kyuubi's blushing, I think he's bi," Suki said.
"SHUT UP!" I shouted.
I stormed out of the room, with a red face and sat outside with Sosha and my sister. "What went on in there?" Sosha asked.
"Nothing."
"But your face is red."
"Sosha, nothing happened."
Chiyoko was smiling under her bandages. But inside the studio, apparentally everyone labeled me bi. Man this is going to one of the trips I hate. I just have to not get as angry... This was going to be tough.
I didn’t get very far chasing after Shukaku. With little to no energy I had to stop and rest less than three hundred meters away. Suki and Kai had caught up with me and were now yelling about how I just healed and what could have happened and what not. I was tired and accidentally fell asleep while they were yelling.
The next thing I knew, I was in a hospital bed with several doctors pick and poking at me. I recoiled and yelled for them to all leave. They seemed to not hear me until their examination was over.
“He looks fine now that some chakra is back to circulating through him,” one of the doctors said calmly.
“Well, it’s nice to know that I’m not going to die,” I hissed.
“Hachi!” I heard a voice yell. I sighed and recognized it as Maki. “Hachi! Doctors did you just say he was going to die??? Hachi you are so not allowed to die! Do you hear me? Hachi! You still have clothes to fold and chores to do!”
Maki forced her way through the doctors and was at my bedside spastically yelling about Kai telling her that I was going to die and that I couldn’t die because if I did, she would have to raise Kai, and did I know what time it was? It was eleven-thirty three days after the incident had occurred. And did I know that Suki and Kai brought me to the hospital and that if I was going to die I had to write that all my stuff went to her. I sighed and tried to sit up.
“Hachi,” Kai said quietly. My eyes darted to him instantly. He was sitting in a chair not far away. “Hachi are you going to go back to normal now?”
“Ssssure Kai,” I answered, “Sorry to have worried you.”
“This is yours….” Kai said quietly standing up and handing me the chess piece. The black knight had been washed off and was shimmering black silver once again. Kai released it, and I was sure it was going to fall to the floor when it bounced like a bungee cord on black thread. “Do you know how hard it was to wash off all the blood?”
I laughed, but my side suddenly hurt.
“I wouldn’t do that if I was you,” Kai said, “Suki may have healed up all your wounds, but you have a lot of scarred tissue on your inner organs.”
“Hachi! Don’t ever do that to me again!” Maki yelled.
“Ok I get it…” I said my face resuming a monotonous expression. I took the piece and moved it around in my hand. A hole had been made through its neck and the string strung through. My teeth severed the string, and I tied it around my neck.
“Hachi what are you doing?” Kai asked a tad afraid I was reverting back to my emo self.
“I don’t want to forget what I almost did out of stupidity,” I answered.
Suddenly Suki and Shane burst through the crowd of doctors. I sighed again.
“Guess what!” Suki said excitedly, “I’m dating Isonade!”
“Crap!” I couldn’t help yelling, “I did die, but I went to Hell!”
Shane sighed, and Kai laughed. Maki looked confused.
“Now, now Hachi, me dating Suki won’t get in between us,” Isonade answered pushing his way through the now angry doctors.
Maki’s face took the form of shock.
“You did not just say that,” I said flatly.
“Now Hachi don’t be mean. I know that you need me, but you just have to share with Suki-chan,” Isondae smiled, “Don’t you remember what we did in…..”
“Hachi is a gay??” Maki said shock rising in her voice.
“Oh and who are you?” Isonade smiled giving Maki a kiss.
Maki’s hand formed a fist and socked Isonade sideways.
“Hachi!” Maki yelled, “Are you a gay??? Because if so….I’m ok with that…..I think…..”
“I am not a gay!” I yelled.
“Hachi! How could you turn me down?” Isonade asked.
I slapped Isonade before he could say anything else. Suki was blushing, and Kai’s face was beyond shock. Maki looked ready to kill, and Shane’s face was something else. I sighed and waited for Isonade to stop.
“Well sorry Hachi, but I have a duty to Suki and I’m going to take her to Hollywood for a while. You look like you wouldn’t be much fun to be with right now anyways. You should go on vacation with Shane and Kai here so Suki and I can be alone.
Shane looked ready to kill Isonade. I think Maki was ready to help him. I nearly laughed.
“Ya! Let’s go to Sypan!” Kai said happily, “I haven’t been in forever!”
“Ya and I can see some of my family!” Maki smiled.
“I guess the beaches would be nice…” Shane said quietly.
“Fine….” I answered.
