"What do you mean we're going to be 'stars'?" Houkou asked.
"A big, no huge *hic* famous dude, wants us *hic* to be actors!" Shukaku announced almost falling over.
"Don't forget actresses!" I called, surprising them. "Oh, and thanks for the gift Houkou." I thanked, pointing that the bell around my neck.
He turned red, but didn't reply.
"Hey, why is there like *hic* five of you?" Isonade inquired.
Shukaku slapped him in the back of the head. "No silly! She's using a clone *hic* jutsu!"
Houkou and I just gave questionable looks at each other and the drunkards. Obviously I didn't clone myself. I sighed at their drunkness.
This is going to be a long long long trip.
I decided not to go after Kyuubi. I was called back to the Akatsuki hide out. It seemed like we had a new plan. Itachi told me that he found the location of the biju. He wanted me to go to the biju for an attack. I told him I would do my best not to disappoint him and transported to the location. I found myself infront of big letters. I sensed Shukaku's strong chakra and another biju's chakra. Shukaku... he's been in my thoughts lately, but why? Suddenly, I didn't feel like attacking the biju. why? I...I..
Chiyoko, my sister, was in the hospital due to what Yurikami had done. I stayed by her side, in fact, I never went to sleep or left the room. How I went to the bathroom? I pretty much held it until multiple nurses were there, then I'd hurry back once I was done before they left.
Chiyoko was covered, head to toe with bandages and ointment. I was sad, I at least owed it to my sister to stay by her. And to make sure she knew she was loved. My candy supply was depleting, but the only good news was Sosha at least came to visit. "Hey Kyuubi! How's your sis?" The Inuyasha-like boy said, popping his head into the room and handing me some more candy.
"Her condition hasn't worsened, but I still refuse to leave her for a second after the trouble I caused." I said, looking over to my sister.
"I understand what you mean... I had a sister once, but she's dead... She was my older twin, but Orochimaru..." Sosha said.
"I'm sorry..." I said.
The room was quiet until Suki burst into the room. "Kyuubi! I have news!"
I looked at Suki and Sosha's ears were down. "Sosha? Kyuubi? Anything wrong?" Suki asked.
Sosha perked up his ears. "No, nothing's wrong, we just were talking about our sisters," he said, smiling.
Somehow, Suki looked concerned for Sosha but went on with the news. "You know Isonade right?" she asked.
"Yeah, the perverted drunk trickster that hits on any girl with a pulse," I said, playing my DS.
"Well... We're kinda dating."
I paused my game. "Woah, woah, woah! You're dating an Akatsuki jailbird who only gets out if Naara lets him out?!" I said.
"Yes, do you have a problem with that?" Suki said.
I turned around. "Heck, as long as he doesn't hit on my sis anymore, I'm good," I said saving my game and turning it off.
"By the way, Isonade also invited me to go to Hollywood. He said I could bring three friends along," she said, as if she was daydreaming.
"What about Shane though? I thought he was one of your friends," I said, surprised.
"He's on vacation with Hachi and Kai. He won't mind," Suki said as if it asn't a big deal.
"Is it wise to transfer her to another hospital though? I think you should take Neka and Houkou instead," I said.
"Isonade said they were already coming. You can still be with your sis," she said as if she wanted me and Chiyoko to go.
I thought. "Okay, I'll come, but don't let your boyfriend around my sis. After her ordeal, I shouldn't be stressing out."
"Awesome~ Come on, let's go!"
Before we left though, I contacted a nurse to check Chiyoko out. She was checked out and was in a wheelchair, which I pushed. We soon got on a plane and were off to this place called Hollywood.
Okay, Teme stopped smoking and now eats Candy a lot. He got the candy with one of my credit cards. (Teme you owe me one...). Here's the part for the HollyWood story.
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It was 10 P.M. I was sleeping all by myself in my mansion. I remember the day I met Yuri-Chan. She was small and she wanted help. I let her sleep in my bed, I sang to her, I loved her like she was a dauhter, but then the Akatsuki tricked her into the dark side. Sigh... A thunder storm was coming. That meant that Raijuu wanted to sleep with me. After the Graveyard incident and the fact that I ate Tora for him, Raijuu and I became Great friends. I let him sleep inside me whenever there is always a thunderstorm. So there we were, sleeping like two peas in a pod, but then the telephone rang. I smashed it with my tail. The other telephone rang. I used Sand Coffin on it. Finally my cell phone rang. I picked it up. It was Isonade.
"Why are you calling me? It's 11 P.M." I said. Then my stomach rumbled loudly. I went to the kitchen. My sand got some leftover pizza slices and was putting some in the microwave as I was drinking Sake.
"Two things. One, I'm dating Suki..." Isonade said. I spat out the sake I was drinking and took a bite out of a pizza slice.
"Two, A Movie/Tv agent invited some biju to go to Hollywood. You and me are gonna be stars and make millions!" I had stars in my eyes. Raijuu had money signs in his eyes.
"But be The most drunk man/biju in the planet. I think the producer would love a BIG star. Bye!" Isonade then hung up. Raijuu got out of my body in a second.
"Raijuu, we are going to Hollywood!" I said as I teleported both of us to the big letters that read 'HOLLYWOOD'. I then laid down in the grass.
"Raijuu. I need you to feed me and give me sake, please!" I said.
"Okay, Shukaku-San!" Raijuu said as he ran down to find food and sake for me.
(10 hours of Eating and Drinking)
"That hit the spot!" I said smiling and rubbing my stomach. Raijuu looked worried.
"I took some of Kyuubi-San's candy by mistake. So, he's gonna kill you..."
"Tell me *hic* something I don't know..." I muttered. It will only be a matter of time before Teme will come here and beat the both of us up. So Raijuu and I will show those agents all the adventures the Biju had. That way, we'll all be stars. But I'm the best of them all.
Raijuu, Kyuubi please continue....
~Drunk Shukaku
(This is after I left Neiara-sensei's home)
I was going mad, just two days I was on cigarettes and I was still craving to have some, but I wanted to quit. "DAMMIT! WHY CAN'T THE KING OF BIJU GET A MOTHER F@#%ING SMOKE!" I shouted.
Once I said that, I covered my mouth. 'Crap, already going insane with the lack of cigarettes. I gotta replace the love of cigarette addiction with something slightly healthier.'
I looked round as I held my mouth closed and spied a candy store. 'Perfect!'
I dashed inside.
(Few Minutes Later...)
I came walking out, had a huge bag of suckers and I had a cherry one in my mouth. "This is much better..."
I started walking and was mellowing out, when Shukaku ran into me, with Neiara-sensei walking behind. "Shukaku? What are you doing with sensei?" I asked, taking the sucker out of my mouth.
"Well, we need to explain to her about what happened," Shukaku said, rubbing the back of his head.
"I told her already," I said, putting the sucker back in my mouth.
Shukaku noticed my bag of suckers and the sucker in my mouth. "You stopped smoking!" Shukaku said.
"Yup, I love suckers," I said, eyes closed.
Then Shukaku looked at my large bag of suckers and lollipops. "How'd you get the money to buy this?" Shukaku said, looking into the bag.
I turned to him, eyes still closed. "I used your credit card."
Shukaku's veins disappeared for a second. "You WHAT?! THAT WAS MY SAKE MONEY TEME!"
I took the sucker out of my mouth. "You take my sister, money, and stuff without asking all the time. This should make us even," I said, eyes still closed.
Shukaku was about to say a comeback, but he decided against saying it. Apparently, he thought yelling at me would make me emo and want to commit suicide again. "You aren't emo and going to kill yourself are you?"
"No..." I commented back.
"That's good," he said, sighing
"But, I'm still keeping these clothes and being emo. I just need to wash them. Later Shukaku!" I said, walking off.
