I wanted to post this one up. I am an 8 year old genin in this one. I meet Isonade as well.
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It's been two years since my mom and dad died. I'm an 8 years old child who killed my evil tanuki who killed my sand controling mom and the only family I have is my tanuki sister, Misa. I was Genin when this crazy story happened. That was when I met Isonade. He was 10 years old when I met him. I remember like it was yesterday. My teammates, Karura and Yashamaru, and I were eating Ramen in Janji's Ramen shop when the yellow-green kid with heavy arms was hitting on my girlfriend.
"Hey miss. Do you have a map? Cuz' I get lost in your eyes." the kid said. Karura-Chan blushed. I got up from my seat and pointed at him.
"Who are you and what do you want with Karura-Chan!?!" I yelled. Yashamaru slapped his forehead.
"Baka, this is no time to yell..." Yashamaru sighed. The kid introduced himself.
"My name is Isonade Sanbi from the Waterfall Village. I just wanted to invite you all for some dinner at a buffet." Isonade said.
"What's a buffet?" I asked stupidly.
"It's a place where you can eat all the food you want." Isonade said rolling his eyes.
"Let's go!" I said excitedly.
(Buffet)
Misa followed me, my team, and Isonade to the buffet. Isonade paid for us and we went in our seats. Once we started eating our first plates, Isonade showed me the most beautiful drink I ever saw.
"This is what people call sake. Grownups drink it all the time!" Isonade said as he poured Sake for himself and myself. I drank the cup very slowly, then I froze. The sake tastes so..so....so goood! I never had a drink like it. Isonade liked it to. Then both of us ran to get more food and sake.
(5 hours of eating and drinking later)
Man, I ate a LOT. My stomach is very full. I thanked Isonade for the meal and got up but then I hit the ceiling. I looked down to see Misa, Isonade, Yashamaru, and Karura staring up at me. I think I grew 20 feet.
"What *hic* happened *hic*, Isonade?" I said, then I covered my mouth.
"Shukaku-Kun has the hiccups and he has a fever!" Karura said in suprised, "We have to take him to the hospital."
"You mean he takes us. I don't wanna carry this big guy around with me." Isonade retorted. I gave him a glare, then I picked up the group, put them one my shoulders and started walking to the hospital. To pass the time, I came up with a joke.
"Okay *hic* so there was a Priest, a Minister, and a Rhabi. They *hic* wanted to know how much money to give for charity in chruch. The Priest *hic* said 'I know. We draw a circle and throw the money in the air. Whatever money lands inside the circle, we give to charity.' The Minister *hic* said 'No. We draw a circle and throw the money in the air. Whatever money lands outside the circle, we give to charity.' Then *hic* the Rhabi said, 'No, no, no. We draw a circle and throw the money in the air. Whatever God wants, He keeps!'" I said smiling. Everyone stared blankly at me, cricket chrips were heard.
"Everone's *hic* A Critic!" I muttered to myself.
(Hospital)
"Roctor! Roctor!" Misa said.(A/N:If you don't know, look on my world. To explain shortly, when Misa was little she had to copy everything I said in order to talk english. Also her words are kinda like roars)
"Yes?" asked the head doctor.
"My Big Brother ate a lot and now he gots the Riccups!" Misa explained. The doctor laughed loudly.
"You mean to tell me that Shukaku has the hiccups? HAHAHAHAHAHA!" The doctor said. Misa got angry.
"I'M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!" Misa yelled as she dragged the laughing doctor outside where I was waiting with the others. The doctor looked up, then fainted. Once he got up, he gave me a regular check up. He was shocked.
"What the matter, Doc?" Isonade said. The doctor was very worried.
"His blood pressure is normal, His heartbeats are very fast and loud, his temperature is off the charts, and his reflexes are doing fine."
"So *hic* why worry?" I asked. Doc stared at me.
"I never saw this kind of thing happen. If you were regular size, I would just be giving a check up to an eight year old whose drunk. But your huge. I must experiment you with ALL brands of sake." Doc said to me. I licked my lips.
(3 hours of Sake Testing later)
I drank all the brands of sake that the Sand Village had. I was now 1,000 feet. Doc was rapidly taking notes. Karura-Chan brung the 3rd Kazekage to see me. The 3rd was shocked at first, but stayed calm.
"Heh. So this is that little prankster who was causing a ruckus in the hospital." 3rd Kazekage said as he smiled.(A/N:Remember the relationship between Naruto and the 3rd hokage? That's the kind of relationship I have with the Kazekage.)
What do you think?
~Drunk Shukaku
I was up on my feet at the prtest of nearly everyone. The thoughts of what had just happened were zooming through my mind. Suddenly a smell came to my noise....It had been what seemed like foever since I had smelled it. It was indeed the Biju Queen. I could smell Shukaku was with her. Memories of that demon went though my head.
It was after I had entered my mountains to find sanctuary from humans. She had come a few days after.
"So you are the one causing all the noice and distress up here,"Neiara said.
"Go away," I hissed only wanting to be alone.
"You sound childsh saying that. You should try enjoying life a little. I know what you are, and I'm sure you know what I am."
"A demon," I answered, "Sssstuck forever in time."
"True, but what we have in life gives us time to understand. I hope you can learn in your time oh and my name is Neiara. Byes~"
I hadn't smelled her since, but now I was certain. Even with my body unstable, I raced after them. I heard the sounds of everyone in shock as I lieft.
I disappeared to a safe location where i could catch my breath. It was happening too fast. I burnt Chiyoko but i didn't kill her. Why didn't I? I could of but i didn't. I didn't kill Shukaku either. Why am i having these mixed feelings? I tried not to think about it that much. All i know is that there's a biju that doesn't care about his life right now. Kybuui. From my understanding killing him would be like doing him a favor, right? So i wouldnt really be hurting him. what am I...I shouldnt care! And yet.
"Can I come out now!?!" Naruto yelled at me. Here we are, lost in the Sahara Desert. I calmed down a little, but I was still drunk. But the sun was so hot, I didn't hiccup as usual. Will this blonde boy ever shut up?
"Oh god! It's so hot, and I'm so hungry..." I muttered as my stomach grumbled.
"After all that you ate, you're still hungry? Man, you're bigger than Choji!" Naruto complained. I didn't yell at him. I lost Kyuubi, Hachi, and Yuri-Chan, I want food and sake, Naruto still is inside me..Suddenly, I heard a voice. I turned to see that blonde haired, brown eyed godess. She was once the Queen of Biju. I remember her when I was human...
"Finally, I get to see this funky demon's Flashbacks, believe it!" You-Know-Who said.
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Well, I was still 6 years old when I met her. I was working in Janji's Ramen Shop in order to pay for the rent. Two people showed up one day. One was an ANBU with a fox's mask, black shirt, and blue jeans. The woman was blonde haired, blue eyed and had like a ninja warrior outfit on. She wanted some Ramen. I gave her some. Then, I started talking to her randomly. I think she actually got interested with what I said. The ANBU was scared at something.
"What's wrong?" The woman asked.
"That tanuki is following me...." The ANBU stuttered. Misa popped up from nowhere. I think I knew who the ANBU was.
"Ah HA! So YOU were the one who gave my sister 'grape juice'!!!" I yelled. The ANBU took off his mask. Red eyes glared right at me. I wasn't afraid.
"I'm so sorry. My student is harmless. My name is Neiara and this is my 14 year old student, Kyuubi Yoko..." Neiara said bowing. I bowed as well. Misa was trying to hug Kyuubi. Kyuubi's eyes told me that he was in trouble. I didn't help him. That's what happens when you give grape juice to a stranger. I followed Neiara as a tour guide to the Sand Village, excited about the things she'd done. I didn't know about biju, so I didn't know that Neiara was the Queen of them. She was nice. But along the way, some of the kids at the academy were following me and making fun of me.
"Hey lady!" One boy said to Neiara, "If you want to live, stay away from that Tanuki-Boy!"
"Yeah," agreed another boy, "His mother was an ANBU who controlled sand and his drunk father was really a Tanuki who wanted to take over the world. So the Tanuki killed the mother and then Tanuki-Boy kills him. Everyone knows about it. Tanuki, tanuki, tanuki, it's all about those drunken animals to Shukaku!"
"Shut up! Tanuki are very interesting. Now leave me alone!!!" I yelled. A girl stuck her tounge at me.
"No, YOU shut up, freak! You're soo in love with the Tanuki, that when you're older, I hope you become the biggest, drunkest one of all!!!" The girl said. Neiara looked at me. Kyuubi was snickering a bit. I stood still, then I glared at them. The group ran away. Neiara was confused, but didn't say anything about it. When I took Neiara and Kyuubi to their apartment, Kyuubi looked at me.
"I hope we see you again, pipsquek!" Kyuubi said as he ruffled my hair. I got angry at that. Then he went inside. When Kyuubi wasn't looking, Neiara gave me a kiss on the cheek. I blushed.
"Thank you for your kindness. I hope we meet again someday..." Neiara said, But then she whispered, "But be warned! When you are older, your life will change forever." I looked at her funny. As she walked inside the building, I saw a Jaguar tail in the back of her. After that, I never saw her again. But I did get back at Kyuubi.
(Morning)
"Hey Teme!" I yelled. Kyuubi woke up late. He saw the alarm clock and that Neiara left without him. He walked out of the building, but was blocked by giant legs. I created the growth jutsu to pull a prank and teme. I was 10 feet tall.
"Who the pipsquek NOW, Teme!" I said smirking. Kyuubi fainted.
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"We meet again, Shukaku..." Neiara said to me, "That kid was right. You are now the biggest, drunkest tanuki of all." She still remembers.
"Sorry about my figure. I uh, ate too much..." I blushed. Naruto was yelling inside my stomach. I told him to shut up.
"Kyuubi told me everything, but I want both of you to explain to me how this incident started." Neiara said as she was about to use a teleportation jutsu to go to her mountain.
"Is teme *hic* gonna kill Naruto?" I asked. The sun wasn't hot anymore.
"No, not on my watch..." Neiara told me. To me, she was the size of a cat, but her power is bigger than mine. And then we teleported to the Mountain of death where Teme was waiting for us...
Kyuubi please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
Neiara-sensei sat down in a chair next to a table. I took the other seat. "Do you want some tea, lil Kit?" she asked, handing me a cup.
To be respectful, I took the tea and drank lightly. "You've changed since you were a little fox demon," she said, "smells as if you had gotten into smoking."
I set the cup down and looked at the ground. "Yes, I had gotten into the habit two days ago."
She looked at me with interest. "Why did you start?" she asked with inquisitive eyes.
"I was afraid my sister wouldn't need me anymore. Adding to that, my rival Shukaku has been giving me a hard time," I said.
She quickly took the cigarettes out of my pocket. "At least it hasn't been too long. You can stop," she said, throwing them into the trash.
I looked up from my tea to Neiara-sensei. "Sensei, I need to find my way and my purpose again."
"I remember when I first met you. Do you remember?" she said.
It was a long time ago, but I managed to remember.
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When I was little, I had no one. I had no parents or anything. I was alone. As a little kitsune, I mostly could only get berries to eat. I did anything I could to survive.
When I started to get older, demons started to follow me around. Some were protecting me, while some needed protection. I tried escaping them, yet whatever I did, they found me.
when I was older, the demons continued following me. I knew the only way to get rid of them was to get stronger, but how? I soon found that answer after I arrived to a ninja's academy. They were having an outside class. They did amazing things. Fire Style jutsus and transformations, I had to try and do them for myself.
Amazingly, it took only a few tries to nail the transformation technique. I transformed myself into a young kid to avoid the demons from following. The next day, I tried using fire style jutsus, but most were powerful so I had to train by lakes.
My techniques were spot on and I mastered quickly. I was amazed at what I could do, but that was nothing to what was going to happen.
One night, I was surprised by a sudden attack from a large tanuki demon. He was intimidating and since I was still considered a young kitsune fox, I couldn't do anything against that raccoon-dog's attacks. I was almost finished, but Neiara-sensei came just in time to protect me. She wasn't even in her demon form and she managed to take down the tanuki. She didn't kill it though, she just put it in an unconcious state.
She turned to me, I was still scared and she saw that. "Don't worry little one, it's okay. I'm just like you. I'm a biju."
"Biju?" I asked, calming down a little.
"Yes, I'm the King or as I say, Queen of Biju," she said, smiling.
I relaxed myself. "I can see you're a nine tailed fox. But, you haven't fully mastered your potential," she said, holding her hand out, "I can help you out, come with me."
I looked at her hand for a while, but I stood and inched my way over to her. "Come little one, you will have to train hard to master your powers, but you can take over as King of Biju. You will be kind and honorable and most importantly, your purpose will be more than you can imagine."
I smiled and she smiled back. "So, little one, what's your name?"
"Umm... Well... I had no family, yet when I first saw the sun, I heard a voice call 'Kyuubi'" I answered her.
"That is your name, it's cute," she said, rubbing my black hair as I was in a human form, "I'll nickname you Little Kit."
I smiled and walked with her.
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"Thank you Neiara-sensei," I said, smiling, "I know what my purpose is. I've found my way once more."
I walked out of sensei's house and she smiled. "Good luck... Kyuubi."
