Shukakau imprisoned me in a sand cage, and I was fighting to get out. Suddenly blood forced it’s way up my throat. I leaned back in the cage. The blood tasted terrible. It was mine, but it was colder than usual. I could barely breathe without sending more blood up. It showered the floor of the prison.
“Dam Kai!” I swore, “That wound was worse than I thought.”
I fought against the pain and sealed up the major blood vessels that had been severed by Kai’s needle. With the hole sealed up, I managed to break Shukaku’s cage using a blood acid jutsu. It literally turned the blood on the floor into acid that made a hole for me to escape. I could smell he was with Kyuubi, and Kyuubi was not breathing fast, so I figured he was unconscious. I teleported to where they were.
“Is everyone and their mother off the firkin deep end?” Shukaku asked angrily.
He was huge, but I did a quick growth jutsu and managed to get about his height. It cost me a lot of chakra, but I transformed into my snake form.
“Hachi! Come on man snap out of it!” Shukaku yelled.
“Lrt go of Kyuu-dono!” I yelled.
“Dono? Hachi are you serious? What time period are we in? Feudal Japan?” Shukakau nearly laughed.
I unleashed a snake fang jutsu, and Shukaku dropped Kyuubi. I grabbing Kyuubi from the air and backed away.
“Kyuubi!” I yelled, “Wake up dam it!”
Kyuubi was awake in seconds. He stood up and transformed as well.
“Thanks for the wake up call,” Kyuubi said, “But we are at a disadvantage here with all this sand.”
“As long as it is not water I am fine,” I answered.
Suddenly Kai came out of nowhere in his full demon form. I hissed and turned to him.
“Kyuubi, I have work to do. Do you mind?” I asked.
“Not at all,” Kyuubi answered.
Kai’s chakra was angry and fiery. If I didn’t know any better I could have sworn it was Kyuubi’s.
“Kai…” I hissed, “You refuse to kill me, but you still attack…what do you plan to do?”
Kai didn’t answer, but rather attacked. His teeth went straight for my shoulder. What was wrong with Kai? Was he really fighting to kill? This would be most interesting. The fight continued, but I began to understand what had happened. Rage was running through him at that moment. He no longer had control.
“Kai!” I yelled, “Kai! Go back to normal!”
“If you are going to die Hachi,” Kai growled, “I’m going to make you suffer!”
I don't want it. I don't want their love anymore. It's too late. Itachi and the other Akatsuki members can love me now.
When Shukaku kissed me, it had no effect on me. I felt no love. Then that drunk baka disappeared some where. Ha! He thinks he can run away from me? I found him once and i can find him again. I focused my chakra as before and located the tanuki. Piece of cake. I did my hand signs and teleported to where ever he was. I found myself surrounded by sand. I didn't care. I was ready to fight.
My anger was very high. Every word that I said made me grow.
"WHAT THE HELL!?! KYUUBI BECAME AN EMO, MY YURI-CHAN BECAME AN AKATSUKI MEMBER, NARUTO IS STILL INSIDE ME, SUKI'S GOING OUT WITH ISONADE, HACHI GONNA DIE WHEN KYUUBI DIES, THE DEMON TRIO BROKE UP, NOW THIS IS SHIPPUDEN, AND THIS ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN THE MOON IS FULL. THIS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN CUZ' IF NARUTO, KYUUBI, AND HACHI DIES, IT'LL BE THE END OF THE NARUTO SERIES AND TEH BIJU CLUB! UUUGGH! YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?! I LOVE EVERYONE OF YOU, YURI-CHAN, CHIYOKO-CHAN, HACHI, EVEN TEME! I'M TRYING TO DO MY BEST. BUT NNNNOOOO, YOU JUST WANNA END LIFE ONCE AND FOR ALL. LIFE AIN'T OVER PAL! THERE ARE HUMANS WHO LIKE US, WHO DON'T WANT TO LET US DIE!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Most of eveyone were backing away slowly.
"Can I go out now?" Naruto asked. I stared at my stomach.
"NO!" I roared. Naruto kept his mouth shut. Hachi was about to attack me.
"Sand Prison Jutsu..." I said. A small, sand jail cell went around Hachi and captured him. I made sure he can't get in or out of there. Next was Itachi. He was going to fireball me again.
"Wind Style, Sand Storm Devastation!" I blew him away. To me, everyone was the size as flies. I wanted to battle Kyuubi all by myself. The Ultimate Fight. No more draws. This is the real deal. This fight will prove who is stronger. I made my first move.
"Sand Needle Shower!" This move was kinda like the Sand Shower, but the sand is shaped to be sharp needles. Teme dodged the attack.
"Fire Style, Flame Bullets!" Teme shotted huge fireballs from his mouth. I collided the move with my air bullets. But the Air Bullets were smaller than usual cuz' I didn't want to hurt Naruto.
"Sand WhirlPool!" A whirlpool made from sand went under Teme and made him go around and around. He was spilling blood all over the place. I tasted it. It tasted soo yummy. I called Isonade to hand me a sake bottle. I drunk all the sake, then hit teme with the empty sake bottle. He fainted. I wanted to be alone.
"*hic* Thousand Third eye jutsu!" I said. Thousands of Eyes glared at everyone as I walked out of the building. Yurikami was ready to kill me. I kissed her lips gently, then I teleported to the Sahara Desert. There, I buried myself in it, so I can sulk, rant, and get drunk in peace. I don't care if Teme, Hebi, or the Akatsuki found me. I can control the desert, so I'll kill anyone who gets in MY way!
Someone Please Continue....
~Mad Drunk Shukaku
i closed the door and concentrated my chakra back to my location. I found it and quickly destinated. When i reached there i saw alot of ninja fighting. "Where is that emo fox", i said to myself. I search around and saw him with hachi~kun and chasing shu~kun. "IM NOT THROUGH YET, KYUUBI!!", i yelled with full speed. "DONT YOU DARE RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Was this true? Shukaku told me... that he loved me... But i thought no one cared about me... This couldnt be true! It's all a lye! He doesnt love me. No body does! Itachi woke me up to reality! That tanuki never loved me... It didnt matter anyway.Im apart of the Akatsuki now. My purpose in life is to gain and unlock my power, stay by itachi's side, and to kill the biju club... Even if it means i have to kill Shukaku. I have to attack! With full forse! I'm not that weak as before! I will gain that power!
