'oni~san, please..' i thought to myself as hachi~kun was smirking. 'why are you gonna leave me like this... dont you love me anymore?' It was too dreadful for me to hold in. Oni~san was the only one who loved me like family. Tears were bout to overflow. As i thought about the moments i had in the biju club, my rage grew within me. "I wont let him do this", i said. My eyes were begining to turn red... like the day i murdered my parents. 'oni~san...'
I was walking in the barren wasteland that was once an ancient village and grabbed my neck. 'Hachi wanted to die too? For him, it seems unusual for him to do something like this, or even take my side.'
I let go of my neck, took a cigarette out of my pack, took it out, and lit it. I was getting closer. I continued walking, until I saw the four-man group. Karin alerted the others and the soon turned to me. "Been a while? Hasn't it Sasuke?" I said.
Suigetsu was readying his sword for attack, but Sasuke told him to stand down. Sasuke approached me and looked at me with his same blank expression. "It's unusual for you to come here... And I doubt it's for a visit. What is is you want?"
Suigetsu, Juugo, and Karin looked stunned that I even knew Sasuke. "Who is he Sasuke?" Suigetsu asked.
Sasuke didn't shift his gaze. "This is Kyuubi. He, Shukaku, and I were in a band."
"Technically, it was the Demon Trio, but you aren't much of a demon. You have a curse mark that transforms you."
Sasuke just stared at me. "Have you just come here to waste my time and think about the old times?"
I sat on an old pilar and blew out cigarette smoke. "No, I came here to ask for your assistance."
"What exactally?" Sasuke looked as if some interest was forming.
"I need to take down Shukaku so I can kill Naruto," I said, taking the cigarette out of my mouth.
Sasuke looked stunned for a minute, but then that soon passed. "Killing yourself? For what purpose?"
"I'm wasting everyone's time. No one will really care but my sis Chiyoko."
"Being a little selfish," Sasuke smirked. *somewhere 20 puppies die*
"Says the guy that abandoned his village for power," I said, putting out my cigarette.
Sasuke was a little interested in my proposal, but asked, "What's in it for us?"
I looked at Sasuke, as if he already knew what he was going to get. "If Naruto is dead, he'll no longer get in your way. He won't try to stop you or try and bring you back to the village. You'd be able to kill your brother with more ease if Naruto wasn't interrupting you," I said, giving a smirk back. *20 more puppies die*
Sasuke said nothing. Then after talking it over with the others, he came back and nodded.
I walked dully into Shukaku's camp. He allowed me to see him, and I walked up. He started by saying that no matter what I tried, I would never kill Naruto. I sighed and merely lit a cigarette Kyuubi had given me.
"Hey Hachi," Shukaku said looking astounded, "When did you start smoking."
"Sssssince I got my ssssoul ripped out," I retorted releasing a ring of smoke out of my mouth.
"You're as bad as Kyuubi," Shukaku said leaning back on his throne. I sighed and remembered what has happened earlier...
[Flash Back}
“Kyuu-kun,” I said with one had against my head, “what will I get out of this?”
The fox looked at me with one eye for a long time trying to analytically understand what I was getting at. I sighed and continued.
“I don’t seem to gain anything from you dying,” I smirked.
“If you are going to say that you don’t want me to die, I’m going to take you down now Hachi,” Kyuubi said icily.
“No that’ssss not what I mean….Kyuubi….I don’t ssssee….anything that I can get out of this….If I help you, Shukaku will be angry and take it out on me. I’ll ssssstill never forgive myself for losing and be ssssstuck here for an eternity…. You are the only one that gets what he wants. And that’sss not fair in my sssstandards….I honestly don’t ssssee the point in living anymore, sssso I’m going to get what I want out of thisssss,” I said. Quickly I did a few hand signed and a silver thread made a chain around both our necks. It disappeared in seconds, and Kyuubi’s eyes widened.
“That was….” he started.
“Now if you die….I get what I want out of it…death...” I said flatly.
“Fine with me,” Kyuubi said.
[Back to present]
"What do you expect to accomplish?" Shukaku said, "Look at all my guards!"
"I sighed and breathed in another breath of smoke. Kai started yelling from inside Shukaku.
"Hachi is that you?" he asked, "What is that smell? How can you be smoking? Don't you know how bad it is for you?"
"Sssshut up Kai," I said coldly.
Kai whined, and from out of nowhere Suki came and slapped my face.
"How dare you talk like that to your own brother!" she yelled.
"When did you get so defensive?" I asked my hand moving to the place she had slapped. Man everyone just wants a piece of me today....My hand went to my pocket, and my finger's reached something. It was the black knight that I had lost with. I took it out and smirked.
"Hachi?" Suki said unsure of what was going on.
"Shukakau...." I said, "Do you know how to play chess?"
"What has this got to do with anything?" Shukaku asked.
"Well you see a knight is a really interesting piece. He can move in Ls and distract the oponet. But if the king is taken, then the game is lost. I'm a knight.....you won't 'check Kyuubi' ....And none of your pawns can take me down....
Someone continue!
Running after the tanuki-brat wasn't getting us anywhere. I knew where Naruto was, I just needed more concentration to find the exact location they were staying. I jumped into a tree and Hachi followed up. I sat in a meditative pose. "Why are we sssstopping Kyuubi?" Hachi asked.
"I need to make an exact calculation on where they will be. They've been jumping from country to country so much, it's hard to make exact sense where they are."
Hachi nodded and I closed my eyes. I focused my chakra and saw a vision of Naruto within Shukaku's stomach. I needed to focus more and find where they were, so I used more of my chakra to zoom out. Then, I found where they were. "Got em," I told Hachi.
"Where are they?"
"Unfortunately, they are in a tanuki haven. Almost the entire group is protecting him, but with your skills, I'm sure we can overcome them. There is a chance that mist kid could be a problem though, I haven't seen him before. Adding to that, he has a strange chakra, kinda like Sasuke," I said, thinking.
"Sssso the kid hassssss a cursssse mark?"
"I'm not positive but that's what it seems to be. In that case, we may need more people on our side. Unfortunately, I'm going to regret this, but we need to ask the Hebi for a favor. You need to check in on them though. I need to go to the Hebi myself."
"Are you ssssure?"
"Yes, Now, go to them and I'll be there in a few minutes."
Misa, Yurikami, and Chiyoko came to me. They were shocked to see me as well. Who isn't?
"Hello Big Brother. How's Naruto-Kun doing?" Misa asked. I checked to see if Naruto was okay. He was talking with Raijuu and Kai. I looked at Chiyoko.
"Chiyoko, this is very important. Kyuubi's smoking and he wants to kill Naruto to kill himself-" I said.
"Oh no. I don't want Oni-San to die! Who's gonna take care of me?" Chiyoko said. Isonade wanted to say something, but I glared at him to stop. Now the three demons are my Princesses. Kakashi came in her human form, a girl Kakashi-Sensai.
"Shukaku-Sama, I tried to take Kyuubi down, but he's too strong for me." Kakashi said. I said it's okay. Now Kakashi's my Second Royal Advisor. Then a poison arrow was shot towards me, but I dodged it.
"Sorry your majesty," A wolf with bow and arrows said, "I thought you were prey. My name is Asura, the Leader of a powerful Wolf Pack. I live here in the Moon Village, hunting for Prey." I love this girl. I made her my own bounty hunter. Suddenly, Xengu came to me with a masked man.
"We have captured two prisoners. One is a fox and the other wants to meet you." Xengu said bowing. The masked guy turned out to be Hachi with two heads. I knew that the Moon Village was surrounded by large rivers and streams, so the water must have eaten some of Hachi's chakra. I drank a sake bottle and grinned at Hachi. One of Hachi's heads were shocked like this:O_O. The other head slapped his forehead. I'm not letting Hachi kill Naruto...
Hachi, Kai, and Kyuubi PLEASE continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
