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I woke up again and looked in the mirror. Yep last night did happen. I looked out my window in dismay. It was still night. Shukaku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[to Kai]
Man Hachi was going to murder me, and my head pounded from a hangover. I took a sip of some coffee that I had raided from a Bed and Breakfast and felt the pounding slow. Shukaku was still drunk and rambeling about what we were going to do today. All I wanted to do was sleep. I walked back to my house alone, but found the door was locked. Hachi had locked me out! I banged on the door, and it was opened by an angry Maki. She grabbed my ear and dragged me through the house telling me that if I got drunk ever again she would kill me.
"Hey where is Hachi?" I asked as she dragged me.
"He went out to someone called Kyuubi's house, and told me that if you came home to beat the living day-lights out of you!" Maki explained.
And dang she did.....
[back to me]
I was at Kyuubi's house sipping tea and playing chess with Yoko. Kyuubi was ranting to me also....
"Shukakau has to be stopped!" Kyuubi said walking in circles. I sighed and took a pawn with my rook. Yoko nearly cried and obliterated my rook with her queen. I sighed and used my queen to knock out hers. He was getting angry with me.
"Yesss yesss, but the more pressing matter is that I want to go to I-Hop. Check," I said using a kinght to put Yoko's king in check. Yoko was mad now.
"I-Hop?" Kyuubi asked stopping his pilgramige through the house.
"Yep I-Hop."
You think things can't get any weirder? Wrong! I woke up on top of Shukaku's head and that baka was trying to raid my fridge. "What the hell Shukaku?!" I shouted.
Shukaku noticed I woke up. "Oh, so you're *hic* awake teme?" he asked.
"You're drunk again. Why are you raiding my fridge?!"
"Cuz I'm hungry."
I looked at the baka with an annoyed face. "I know that, but why didn't you just go to the ramen shop instead of breaking into everyone's house to eat?!"
Then Shukaku paused. "... I hate you."
I jumped down from Shukaku's head and then I heard the door bell ring. I answered it and people and ninjas were at the door. "GIVE US THE TANUKI!"
"You've gotten into a real jam now baka."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't believe Maki said that. 'I never knew demons drank...' That's funny. After Hachi and Maki went back to sleep, Kai and I went outside. I taught Kai the Growth jutsu. He was just almost tall as me...
"Almost!?! *hic*" Kai yelled. I took a long ruler out.
"I'm 50' 10" and *hic* You're 50' 9" I said. One small inch shorter than me. We went to people's houses to raid their kitchen.
(Naruto's House)
Naruto was sleeping like a baby. I used my tail to open the fridge and get the food. Rats! Only ramen and expired Milk cartons. Kai used a growth jutsu to make the ramen our size then we ate it and left.
A moment later, Naruto woke up, hoping to see the morning sun, but instead saw the yellow moon.
(Choji's house)
"Ahhh! Time for breakfast!!!" yelled Choji as he opened the fridge. To his horror, all the food was gone, "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Sosha's Apartment)
"I wonder where that red head could be. Gee I'm hungry..." Sosha said. He opened his cupboard. Nothing was there.
(Sand Sib's Apartment)
Ya know what happened next. Kankuro woke up, saw no food, and the moon.
(Ichiraku Ramen Shop)
Sosha, Naruto, Choji, and Kankuro went to the Ramen Shop but Ayame stopped them.
"Sorry, but two boys ate everything." Ayame said. The boys cried.
(Kyuubi)
Kyuubi woke up to stomping. He found himself waking up in a mob of yellow hair.
"Shukaku!" Kyuubi thought to himself.
Kai, Hachi, and Kyuubi please continue...
~Drunk Shukaku
I sat up in bed. My "Kai is being an idiot" senses were tingiling. I sighed and looked across the room at the mirror. It reflected me semi-dead eyes and looked back at me. I sighed and got out of bed. My pajamas were red and shimmered light off of them.
"Dam you Kai," I sighed sleepily, "What the heck are you doing?"
I walked downstairs to get hit in the head with a frying pan. It was Maki thinking that I was some thief or something. Maki was a human friend of mine who now slept in the guest bedroom downstairs. (to learn more read the stories in my Hachi's relm world)
"Maki dam it....It'ssssss me," Said, "My Kai senses are tingiling. Just let me deal with it."
"Oh sorry Hachi....but what's wrong with Kai?"
"I don't know, but some pretty freaked out chakra is in the kitchen," I said.
"Well I won't let you go alone!" Maki said angrily. I was not in a mood to argue, so I gave up. I went into the kitchen first. There sitting in all their glory as demons were Kai and Shukaku drunk beyond reason. They were laughing about someting or other.
"Ok!" Shukaku said throwing sake through the air. In seconds Kai used an ice jutsu to freeze it into sake pops. My hand went to my head, and a red dot was going to be there soon.
"Who is that?" Maki said pointing to Shukaku.
"That is a drunken Shukaku," I answered, "he is pretty harmlesssss but kind of annoying when drunk."
"I didn't know demons drank," Maki said astounded. I sighed and Shukaku laughed.
