"I know how to find him!" Jess yelled as the whole gang was searching for me for at least 2 hours.
"What took you so long, un!" Deiara said panting. She was tired.
"Since I know Shukaku, I have a connection of him. Give me sake, please!" Jess pulled out her hand. Raijuu had a bottle. Jess drank it, then fell asleep. A minute later, she was sleep walking.
"How does that help at all!?!" Kyuubi yelled. Deiara pointed a flashlight at the purple head.
"Oh my! Jess's shadow is Shu-Kun." Chiyoko said. She was right. But Jess walked around at the fridge.
"She might be a sssssleep eater too!" Hachi said.
"Like from Chowder?" Kyuubi asked. Kankuro, with a pizza box, walked passed Jess, who was following him.
(Where I was)
Gaara had agreed to fall asleep, letting me in control. By now I killed and ate 100 ninjas. Then my nose detected pizza. I followed it.
(Back with Teme)
"I knew it! When Jessica's sleep walking she in control of Shukaku." Kyuubi said.
"How did you know?" Raijuu asked.
"One cuz' Jess is baka's student. And two, her username is SandLover13..."
"I think the only way to sssstop thisssss madnesssssss is if someone controlled Kyuubi..." Hachi said, "What isssss your usssername, Deiara?"
"DeidaraNarutoClan, why un?" Everyone looked at her.
(Five minutes later)
Deiara was sleeping and was controlling Kyuubi. She stopped and...
Kyuubi please continue...
~Shukaku
First: Shukaku-san i finish the mission of drawing you drunk..soo here it is ...
Name: Raijuu Rokubi
Age: 18-19
Gender:male
Animal:Weasel
# of Tails:6
Human Info-
Hair Yellow with two black locks
Eyes: purple
Looks: Like Minato
Clothing: Yellow jacket with purple fur, white t-shirt, black shorts and a keychan
Earrings none
Personality: Very calmed but not very tolerant, smart and sometimes a baka…
Likes: thunderstorms, electricity, chocolate, nature, sleeping, traveling, horror movies
Dislikes: being alone, disappointing others, stupid people
Fav Pairing: Naruhina
Justus: thunder and wind
Catch Phrase: Leave it that way!
Fav Moment from Naruto: everytime transforms into Kyuubi and the chapter of Kakashi’s mask
Fav Song: The scientist by Coldplay
Band: Forest buds
Position: ….
Fav Music: Rock, pop, Japanese
Fav Book: The twilight series and the phycoanalist (John Katzenbach,)
Fav Movie: The lord of the rings and The grudge
Family-
Father-dissapeared
Mother-.dead
Tora-somehow like a brother(eaten y shukaku-san ^.^..happy for that)
Ellie- somehow like a little sister(remember the first thing I wrote?..well the little demon is ellie hehe)
Habits and/or disabilities: Being shy, not very tolerant, sleeping a lot and also eating a lot..and well he doesn`t get drunk easily
¤Raijuu¤
"You tanuki-baka! Get me the hell outta your stomach," I said, kicking his stomach and scratching it, "Get me out or you have internal bleeding!"
"Kyuubi-san, Shukaku eat you?" Raijuu said, coking his head to the side.
"Yeah, ain't too happy about it. I'm causing internal bleeding, so hopefully baka will learn his lesson."
Raijuu looked at me and sat, watching. I scratched and bit the baka's stomach, when it started bleeding. The stomach lurged and the next thing I know, Raijuu and I were coughed up. Gaara did not look too happy about what was happening. Both he and Shukaku ran off. "Well this isn't good," Raijuu said.
"What did you do?!" Jess said, shaking me.
"Nothing, back off! all I did was kick, scratch, and bite Shukaku's stomach until it was bleeding," I said as if it was nothing.
"Do you even know what you just did?!" Jess shouted.
"Should I care?" I said looking back.
"Shukaku and Gaara are on a rampage for bloodlust!" Jess said.
"This doesn't mean more singing does it un?" Deiara said, walking out of the kitchen.
I just looked at the girl. "How the hell did you even get here?!"
Deiara paused and thought. "Well... I really don't know. I just followed sensei here and followed Kyuubi."
Jess was even more upset with me now. "You let the Akatsuki follow you?!"
"Not my fault! Shukaku got their attention!" I snapped.
"Can you two jusssst ssstop?!" Hachi said pushing me and Jess away from each other, "We need to find Gaara and Ssssshukaku, and fasssst!"
Owwwwwwwwww! I have a stomach ache. Why!?! Cuz' teme had to choke me, got Chiyoko out, but not Raijuu. Raijuu was the one who started this! I got so angry that when Kyuubi put Chiyoko in the bath tub, I ate him. He tasted soooo good. But I was so full, that I fell down. Chiyoko looked at me as she dryed herself. I tried to explain.
"Umm since rain doesn't come here, the only way to wake Raijuu is to get the King of Biju to wake him..." I said. Chiyoko understood. Suddenly I heard a voice. It was Jess's.
Jess:Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high,
and if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
the New York Times' effect on man.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I'm stayin' alive.
I found Jess singing to a disco cd and I toppled over her bed. Chiyoko looked up at Jess.
"Hi! Are you Shu-Kun's student?" Chiyoko asked.
"Yes, Is something wrong?" Jess said. I explained to her my situation. She understood.
"I'll call Gaara. He'll know what to do," As soon as Jess said that, Gaara and Hachi came in. Hachi wanted to know who is Jess.
"Jess is OUR mate..." Gaara and I said. Hachi and Chiyoko sweatdropped. Suddenly I started to hiccup. Kyuubi and Raijuu are fighting inside me. I couldn't control myself. The pain, the horrible pain! I went into Gaara's body to rest. But sand swirled around Gaara, making a mini me. Gaara growled and drooled in pain. Everyone tried to stop him, but he ran away.
"Blood, I NEED BLOOD!" Gaara and I said at the same time...
Kyuubi and Hachi please continue....
~Shukaku
You wanna know who I hate right now? That Shukaku-baka! He said something in my house, so I kicked him out, then he has the nerve to kidnap my sister in the middle of the night, and get involved with the Akatsuki! I sware if that baka wasn't my best friend, I'd kill him.
My pursuit of the baka led me to the sand village. "Aw! Come on!"
This was just great! Gaara and his fan group. Just what I need on this day. I sighed an had to get to my sister and that baka, so I had to keep going. "I have to get there before Akatsuki do."
Where Shukaku was, I had an idea.
--(10 minutes later)--
I was strangling that baka for taking my sister and saying, "What the hell were you thinking?! You stole my sister from her bed you jerk!"
Shukaku-baka tried to plead his case, but I was choking his too hard to hear. "Get her out of there! Now!"
The baka coughed her up and she was in her wolf form. In fact, she looked like a white/silver hairball that Shukaku coughed up. I let go of Shukaku and picked Chiyoko up. "What did baka do to you?! Come on Nee-chan, I need to get you in a bath," I said comforting her.
Once I left to the upstairs, I could've swore I hear baka say, "Dude, that Teme is bipolar."
