Neka: Alright! Time for the Biju Talk Show!
Kyuubi: Right! What's today's topic?
Hachi: It issss, do you have any habitsssss you would like to give up?
Everyone: *stares at drunk Shukaku*
Shukaku: Waht?
Houkou: Well, you have a habit of getting drunk easily...
Shukaku: That's it! I'm out of here! And-- *stumbles over and falls asleep*
Neka: OoohhKaaaay...
Kaku: I wish to stop being short...
Raijuu: Doesn't that do with genetics or something?
Houkou: I wish I wasn't always so loyal...
Neka: Aw, but I like it when you're nice to me...
Houkou: *blushes*
Isonade: I wish I wasn't so ugly.
Hachi: Ok! I'm going before thisssss getsss too mussshy!
Neka: Well, I guess I'm ending the show early!
Kyuubi: That's not fair! We didn't get to force Misa to realize her annoying habits!
Isonade: And no one felt pity for--
*show ends*
Kyuubi: Yo, this is Kyuubi with reguards to what has happened so far in this fanfic. Now, as you know, Shukaku has taken the girls, along with my little sister, to Las Vegas, Nevada; to meet up with Isonade. Well, as usual, Shukaku got drunk and stole my sis out from under my nose, so in hopes he'd know where they went, I had to find that bastard Isonade. That son of a bitch told me he and my little sis both got drunk and he got her pregnant.
Hachi: Kyuubi wassss not happy with Isssonade's joke that he beat the crap outta him and realized his sssis and Ssshukaku went to a wressssstling match, ssso Kyuubi went to battle Sssshukaku; they tied. Once that wasss over, Kyuubi wasss paranoid about hisss little ssssisster being alone with just Sssshukaku and followed them.
Kyuubi: I was right to follow the two because, that old drunken bastard kissed my 14 yr old little sister! Dude! You can get arrested to that! That's called being a pedophile! Besides, that's being called a man-whore Shukaku who's literally cheating on his girlfriend!
Kaku: Woah! Shukaku has a girlfriend?!
Houkou: Didn't see that coming!
Isonade: What's her name?
Everyone: *glares*
Isonade: What?!
Hachi: Anyway during that time Kyuubi wasssss fighting Sssshukaku for what he conssssidered "child molessstation," Isssonade got the bright idea to ssslip ssssssake into my drink!
Isonade: It wasn't a big deal!
Kai: I don't call destroying half Las Vegas not a big deal.
Kyuubi: I was fighting Shukaku about his drunken kiss with my sister, when a few moments later, Hachi became outta control!
Hachi: I dessstroyed sssssssix buildingssssss and a casssino during my rampage.
Kyuubi: ... I destroyed ten buildings that day.
Hachi: You're jusssst a magnet for anger and desssstruction, aren't you?
Neka: Yeah, that's what Kyuubi is known for when he gets mad.
Isonade: Especially when someone messes with his sis.
Houkou: Yeah, you haven't been as protective towards us as much as Chiyoko.
Kyuubi: So? What's your point?
Neka: Do you love her?
Kyuubi: Course I love her, she's my sister!
Neka: You aren't getting my question.
Kyuubi: Neka! That's sick! Chiyoko's my little sister!
Isonade: I thought I saw Kyuubi blush.
Kyuubi: Shut it, you drunken perv!!!! She's my sister and that's that!
Isonade: Then why do you get upset at the thought of your friends with your sister?
Kyuubi: What the hell is this? Dr. Phil?! I don't like my friends who are like, I don't know, about a thousand years old to kiss or think about being with my sis!
Kaku: But Misa likes you and Shukaku doesn't care.
Kyuubi: Because he knows I don't like Misa! If I did, he'd be upset too... Or too drunk to care. I really don't know. Anyway, we got off topic, Hachi?
Hachi: *sigh* Kyuubi and Sssshukaku sssstopped fighting and both came to where I wasss, including everyone elsssse.
Kyuubi: There, me and Hachimata had a brawl to get the sake outta his system.
Hachi: Thank god it did.
Random Person (Hidan: It's thank Jashin!
Kyuubi: Whatever... Once that was resolved, a bigger incedent occured once that was on the news.
Kai: Just another state we're banned from.
Kyuubi: Haven't I been saying that or just thinking that? Anyway, that was long, but thank god-
Random Person (Hidan): Jashin!
Kyuubi: ... We are outta time.
Hachi: Thanks for watching the Ninja News!
Everyone: Later!
Well, I'm getting to be more normal. Ugh! I hate it. Actually, I kinda like that date I had with Chiyoko. But was ruined by Kyuubi's rage and Hachi's drunkness. Anyway, I bought Yuri-Chan a nice purple kimono with a matching bow. It looked so cute.
Then I led her to a rooftop. There was a huge bowl that I put there.
"Today, we are making sake!" I said cheerfully, "And for you, Yuri-Chan, a slushie." I put down a cup in front of Yuri-chan. Next I put wine and beer in my bowl, and ice in the cup. Fruit punch and Grape punch in both, also apples, chocolate and lots of sugar. I was finished with both of the contoctions.
"Are you sure this is a good idea, Shukaku-Sempai?" asked Yuri. She looked kinda worried. I smiled at her.
"It's okay Yuri-Chan. If anything goes wrong, you or any other demons won't ever get hurt. I promise. Now, Bottom's Up!" I started to drink all of the drink I had. Yuri-Chan liked the slushie. I noticed that nothing happened to me.
"Aww man! Nothing happened. I don't look sexy anymore." I complained.
"I like the slushie you made..." Yuri-Chan said smiling. I sighed and took Yuri-chan into a Casino hotel. I went in the hot tub, took off my shirt, and slept with Yurikami for the whole day.
(The next night)
I felt something hard bumping into my head. It was the ceiling. Again, stupid ceiling!>.< I opened my eyes and I found out that I was 50 ft. tall, squashed in a small hotel room.
"Yes. It worked. I'm damn sexy! Now how about some food. Where are you Yuri-Chan?" I said. I heard a meow inside my shorts. It was Yuri-chan.
"One minute, I was sleeping on your chest. The next thing I knew, I'm in your pants!" Yurikami said suprised. I laughed as I tried to get out of the room. It was hard, but I got out in the end.
"Okay, first we get something to eat.*hic* Then do whatever we want." I smirked. Yuri-Chan smiled as well. We turned invisable and went to the kitchen. Two skinny guys were talking when they saw random food flying in air. They panicked and ran away. I kinda felt bad, but I didn't care. I gave some ham to Yuri-chan.
"So, what's it like being big?" asked Yurikami.
"Well, *hic* I dunno. It's like being free. The world is your toy." I didn't know what to say. Yurikami was glad. Her eyes where sparkling.
"I wanna be big like you, papa!" She said. First Sempai, Now Papa!?!
~Big Shukaku >XD
Alot of Stuff been going on...
I had to look for Isonade and next thing you know it, there's huge demons outside fighting... and for wat? I don't know but it must of been pretty bad...
Shu-sempai didn't seem like hisself... He was going "hic" alot... Was he still drunk?... I guess so.. As i stare at him and his drunk ways, i noticed that he look pretty handsome. Papa was handsome, just like Shukaku-sempai. Shukaku-sempai noticed me staring. "Is something *hic* wrong Yuri?" I jumped. "No Pa--- I mean Shukaku-sempai!" I blushed as i smiled.I almost called him papa, I thought to myself. Shukaku-sempai's face got red and he turned away from me. What's up with him?
3 minutes later I went to compliment Chiyoko on her kimono. "So Kawaii! Where and how did you get it? And thats ur human form? Kool! XD Did you see mine?"
I was just in amazment of everything. And yes, I was in my demon form. My little... kitten.. demon form... "Well Shu-kun went to get me this! It's a little big but i like the way how i can't see my hands! It's too cute! And yes this is my human form. I'm 14 in this form in case you didn't know" Chiyoko said to me. I was shocked. "14? I'm fifteen in my human form... so that means.. I'M OLDER THAN YOU!" Chiyoko smiled and nodded. I smiled back at her. But wait... hold up.. Shukaku-sempai got her that kimono and i didn't get one? Hold the phone! I ran up to Shukaku-sempai with my small interior self. "Shu-sempai! I want a pretty kimono too! Please! I've been a good girl!" Shu-sempai just looked into my big Orange and Silver eyes. "oh ok... How can i refuse such a *hic* cute lil kitty-witty?" Shu-sempai answered. I was a little freaked out but who cared! I was going to get a Pretty kimono!!! I cheered and meowed happily. He picked me up, placed me on his shoulder, and headed for the door. "Hey Shukaku! What about the damages you caused? Shouldn't you think about a plan to FIX all of this?" Hachi asked Shukaku-sempai. "yeah.. uh.. i'll think about something..." he answered, and we headed out the door to get my Kimono.
