Okay. I want more food and sake. Chiyoko and the others watched me eat every single thing.
"I'm gonna go with Shu-Kun. Yurikami, you go find Isonade-Sama. The other Akatsuki might be coming, so the rest of ya keep look out." Chiyoko instructed. Everyone agreed. A waiter was sobbing.
"That foolish man just ate all of the buffet. My buisness is ruined!" The waiter was crying. Yurikami went to look for Isonade and I picked up Chiyoko and put her on my head. I need to do something, first.
(AirPort)
I was ordering hotdogs when I saw almost every biju landing. I spilled mustard on the floor and sung a song-
Viva Las Vegas-
No! Not that song......
Shukaku:Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothin' to do
Now that I'm away
I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in
"SHUKAKU!" I heard Kyuubi yell, "YOU ARE DEAD!!!" I laughed. Chiyoko started to sing.
Chiyoko:When you looked at me I should've run
But I thought it was just for fun
I see I was wrong
And I'm not so strong
I should've known all along that time would tell
Kyuubi slipped on some mustard and flew to a kabob cart. I gnawed on some kabobs and grew 2 more feet.
Shukaku:A week without you
Chiyoko:Thought I'd forget
Shukaku:Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
Chiyoko:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
Hachi was next in line. I had to run away. I threw cotton candy on the snake boy's eyes.
Shukaku:Everything I think is fun to do
But it means misery to you
Why can't I be
Y'know just me
Kyuubi got up and was running really fast. I informed the police right away. I turned myself and Chiyoko invisable.
Chiyoko:A week without you
Shukaku:Thought I'd forget
Chiyoko:Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet
"Bring back my sister!" Kyuubi yelled. A police officer(A/N:It's Kakuzu in disguise, I didn't notice cuz' I'm drunk.) came and stopped Kyuubi.
"Excuse me fox," He said, "For coming here, you give me $1,000,000,000."
"WHAT!?!"
Shukaku:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
Both:Vacation
All I ever wanted
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
Meant to be spent alone
"Where are we going?" asked Chiyoko. I drooled as I smiled.
"We're gonna *hic* have some fun!" I answered. I heard there's a wrestling compition and the winner gets sake, $1,000,000 , and food.
To be continued by other demons and Biju
~Drunk Shukaku
This would be Kyuubi's song if he was gonna kill me -_-'........
Kyuubi:Nooooooo!
2, 3, 4
Helpless,
My eyes are bleeding from the fear that's inside,
You sealed your demise when you took what was mine,
Don't try to stop me from avenging this world,
No voice to be heard
Waking The Demon,
Where'd ya run to?
Walking in shadows,
Watch the blood flow,
There's not much longer, so don't try and fight,
Your bodies weakening, Walk to the light,
Those painful times so alone so ashamed,
I'm not coming back there's nothing to gain
Caution,
There's just no limits to the boundaries you push
I warned you but still you just f**k with my mind,
There's no escape from this rage that I feeel,
Nothing is real,
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Waking The Demon,
Where'd ya run to?
Walking in shadows,
Watch the blood flow,
There's not much longer, so don't try and fight,
Your bodies weakening, Walk to the light,
Those painful times so alone so ashamed,
I'm not coming back there's nothing to gain
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Breathe for me
Don't wake me from this slumber.
Stay With me
Possession taking over
Waking The Demon!
~Drunk Shukaku
I woke up at... I really don't know and looked beside me. My sis wasn't there and it was way too quiet. "Don't tell me," I said.
I went to the phone and hit *69 and it was Isonade's number. I got irritated and knew where Shukaku and the others were; once I tracked Isonade's cell. "SHUKAKU! YOU ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD!"
I called up the others and told them to come. A few minutes later, Kaku, Hachimata, Kai, Nekomata, Raijuu, and Houkou came to the mansion. "I cannot believe this!" I shouted.
"So, where'd they go?"
"Las Vegas, Shukaku's heaven."
"Why's it heaven?" Kai asked.
We paused... We needed to leave him with a babysitter.
We walked across the street and knocked on the door and Shane answered. "What do you want Kyuubi?"
"We need you to watch Kai while we go somewhere."
"I'm not a babysitter," he said.
"Do you have any other suggestions then?"
"Where are you headed?"
"Las Vegas"
"... I wanna come."
"No, this is our business, you aren't coming!"
"Do you want me to find a babysitter or not?"
(Plane)
"Can't believe this!"
"What? A leopard is coming or Shukaku's in Las Vegas?" Kaku asked.
"Now that you put it that way... Both sound predictable"
"Glad I came now?" Shane asked.
"Well, you got us the plane tickets, but Suki's probably not happy."
"Eh, she's probably going to come down to Las Vegas with Kai anyway to nag us to death."
I sighed and wondered what Shukaku told my sis Chiyoko to make her come.
After I yelled at Misa, I grabbed Kiarah, Koumori, Chiyoko and Yurikami into my bedroom. Just then, the phone rang.
'Heya Tanuki-Boy!' It was Isonade. By day he's a cool shark dude, but at night, he's the most toughest turtle I ever saw.
"Hi Iso-Kun. Are the Akatsuki feeding ya?"
'Look Tanuki, that Naara guy ain't that bad. He let me out on a lil' vacation...So I was thinking you, me, and the new demons are gonna have fun in Las Vegas. See ya tommarrow.' He hung up. Why wouldn't Naara kept him in his cage!?!
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(Airport)
"Are you sure Oni-san said it's okay to go on a vacation?" Chiyoko said confused.
"Yes. Yes he did..." I lied. After the trip to New York, I don't think Kyuubi would want me to go to Las Vegas. I mean who wants to go? They have bright lights, gambling, sake, every-sake? Hell yes I'm goin'.
"Shukaku-Sempai, Whose gonna meet us?" Yuri-chan asked.
"At day, he's a blue skinny man with gills. At night, he's a strong Green haired guy with a ripped yellow jacket."
"Oh! Is he gonna hurt us?"
"Me yes. You, no." I'm scared....
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(Air Plane)
"Can I have some peanuts, please?" Koumori asked the snack bar lady.
"Can I have some sake, please?" I asked. The lady gave peanuts to Koumori, but just cookies for me. I gave some to Yurikami. She was happy.
"You are like papa...Papa loved me as much as you do." Yuri-Chan muttered quietly as she blushed. I smiled. Maybe this vacation won't be so bad after all...
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(Las Vegas-Night time)
We got off of the plane and looked for Isonade. Someone punched my back really hard. It was HIM.
"So you showed up, Tanuki-Boy!" Isonade laughed as he slapped his army pants, "Let's go have some fun." We all first went into an international buffet.
"This is my latest creation," Isonade held out a sake bottle. By the way, what I like about Isonade is that he makes new kinds of sake for me to try, "This sake will make ya hungry all the time. Plus, it's choclate flavor..." I snatched the sake bottle and drank it all. He's right! It tastes like chocolate. Yuri-chan and Chiyoko were sharing some dumplings and Koumori and Kiarah were just eating noodles and egg rolls. Food. Food, Glorious FOOD!
"Um, Shu-Kun? Are you all right?" Chiyoko asked me as I was eating Pizza by the dozens.
"Never been *hic* better. Now, I need more food!" I yelled. I used the ice cream maker to squirt Ice Cream in my mouth. It tasted so good. Next, there's the steak, medium rare, the mac and cheese, the egg rolls, the mashed potatoes, rice, beans, corn beef, more pizza, pasta, some chocolate, meatballs, stir fried steak kabobs, more sake, and did I say more pizza!?!
"What are the side effects of the sake, Isonade-Sama?" Kiarah said, stunned.
"Well, let's just say that Shukaku get's larger everytime he eats and drinks, he gets a new look, and he thinks that everything is a game. If you excuse me, I'll be gambling the whole night..." Isonade left the building. I noticed the new drunken look. I had no shirt, red shorts, My tanuki ears,tail, and blue veins are showing, I'm bare foot and so far, I'm 10 ft. The girls looked at me in awe.
"At least Shu-kun looks damn-sexy!" Chiyoko said. The three girls nodded.
Someone please continue from here...
~Drunk Shukaku
I shook my head in disbelief over the loss of Kyuubi's house. How unexpected was that? I thought about going back to the mansion to make sure everyone was alive. But my second thoughts got to the best of me.
As I walked away from the scene I wondered where I'd go next. Tadashi had discovered my latest home (aka abandoned tree house). Then it hit me- I had an uncle not to far from here! The only thing that made me a little hesistant was the fact he was my father's brother. And there was something that my father liked about him that I'm sure I once knew a long time ago. I searched my brain for anything that could help me remember what I didn't like about him...but I just drew blanks. So I decided to go for a little visit.
A couple miles later I came to the huge Okami fence. This had to be his home. I walked up to the door and knocked. Nothing. I knocked for a few more minutes and upon not hearing anything stepped in.
Suddenly I was on the floor with my hands being tied behind my back.
"What the-?!" I muttered.
"I got the right Taki!" the kidnapper grinned as he slapped something onto my mouth.
It was tape -_-
Once my vision stopped spinning I saw the man was my uncle. Then it hit me- he was the scape goat of the Okami clan. People called him to do the dirty work such as kidnapping a certain rebel named Taki. I tried to turn into a wolf but I couldn't.
"Don't even try it. The handcuffs are specially made" he smirked.
He then dragged me towards a door, opened it, and tossed me into the dark room. To my surprise I landed on something soft. I quickly rolled over and waited for my eyes to adjust to the dark. When thwy did, I saw it was a familar cat. Dizzy!
"Tsshy?!" I exclaimed with my tape muffleing my words.
"Taki?! O my gosh! These people kidnapped me from my home! I escaped and was lost so I came to this house for directions when I this guy kidnapped me!" She explained.
That's why my uncle had said "I got the right Taki".
"I can't reach my hammer with these handcuffs on..." she struggled for her hammer.
"To mwe wa tavor wan twake dis dwape frof mwy mowt!" I mumbled (translation:Do me a favor and take this tape off my mouth).
Dizzy nodded and ripped it off. I fought back the building scream and tried to find my mouth again. With all my force I pulled my arms apart and broke the chain to the handcuffs. I frowned as I saw bruises where the hand cuffs now dangled on my wrists. Ah well.
"Turn around." I commanded Dizzy.
She listened and I kicked the chain to her handcuffs as hard as I could. They to broke.
"Thanks! Now to get that stupid fool who kidnapped me!"
I stopped her. "That man was only doing his job. Let him be. Do you think you could use your hammer to make an exit?"
"Of course!" she swung her hammer into the wall and sunlight streamed in.
"Thanks Dizzy. Catch ya later!" I thanked her as I turned into a wolf and dashed off into the sun.
Taki Okami~
