This is Teh Biju Club
I'm the leader and SandLover13 is the co-leader.
This is an Role Play Club that posts stories that can lead to a multitude of adventures. The stories will get perverted though... so you write a perverted part, you're a perv. So everyone that's written something like that is a perv basically. It won't get that way if you don't want that to happen.
Enjoy yourselves here.
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Draw your character as they were when they were younger (as in the first grade) for the up-incoming story
Rookie - Starting
Ally - 10
Animal (The animal demon you have) - 30
Half Demon - 65
Demon - 80
Biju - 100
Biju Sibling (Only for the siblings of biju ex. Misa, Kai, and Chiyoko currently) - 100
Legendary 9 Member (Only for members of the legendary 9) - 120
Biju King (Only for Kyuubi though) - Unavailable
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DeidaraNarutoClan(Kyuubi ♂)-King Of Biju/Leader
SandLover13(Shukaku ♂)- Legendary 9 Member/Co-Leader(?)
Thats what Ill use.... THE CAMERA!!! Maybe if I record what Misa is doing to us, then I will sleep in seperate rooms from her and sleep with Onii-san.
-daydream-
"And that is why Misa is evil. I hope I explained my point", I explain to Onii-san, Shu-kun, and all of the biju, showing them the video that i taped in Koumori's camera. Misa was just in the corner, hiding. "I dont believe it...", Shukaku said. "I thought she was an angel... now i know that she is a threat to us all!!" Shu-kun grabbed Misa by the tail. Shu-kun had a mad expression on his face and Misa was sweating and looked dumbfounded. "Explain yourself, Misa", Shu-kun said. Misa jus looked nervous and said "... umm..... I LIKE ICE CREAM!!" Misa smiled, hoping for her big brother to give her sympathy. "Misa, I am highly disappointed. You are grounded for life and you will be chained in there forever." He threw her into her room where she fell in the darkness screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." "Oh my dear Yoko", Onii-san said to me holding my paws. "I should have known you was tortured this way... I promise that you will stay by my side forever." And with that being said, He put me on his snuggly head and smiled. "I love you Yoko", he said while I was snuggling his head. I giggled.
-back to reality-
I was giggling. Yurikami seemed freaked out by my blushy red face. I snapped out of it and needed to think of a plan how to get out of the chains and record what she is doing to us.
Thinking and thinking... and still no plan. I looked around the room for a plan. Kiarah was no help because she was sitting on the floor looking at us. If i yelled to her, "Kiarah get some help", then Misa will hear me and try and put some gush in my mouth. It was not worth it... . I thought of another plan and i noticed the brand new chakra chains. BINGO!
"Hey Misa, is that a new chakra chain", I ask misa. She turned around from putting some gush in Yurikami's mouth and said "Yeah... the other onebroke cause it was so rusty...." DOUBLE BINGO! "oh no", I fake panicked. "Its getting rusty. Oh my, oh dear, of heaven's no!" Misa was shocked. It was a good thing she was blind too. "Where?!?! Where?!? I just bought these yesterday!", she yelled in fustration. "Its... uh... down... under the bed...? Yeah! UNDER THE BED!!! HURRY MISA! THE RUST IS SPREADING!!!!", I yelled to her.
She was crawling all over the bed just to find the edge. When she found the edge of the bigg bed, she accidentally tripped and bumped her head. She was knocked out.. but I can tell it was only for a little while. This was my chance. "Hey! Hey you", I whispered to Koumori but she was too busy recording herself. "Koumori! Hey!" I tried and tried to get her but she was too conceited. I was starting to get mad. "HEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Finally I got her attention ut I woke up Misa. Crap!
"ummm... hurry Misa!!!", I yelled to Misa. Misa crawled slowly under the bed. Yes, its working. Koumori was still looking at me. "Koumori, pass your camera over here. She gave me a dirty look. "Cant you see Im busy over here?", she snapped at me. I got pissed. "Listen you baka, if you dont give me that damn camera right now, i promise you, YOU WILL BE THE ONE IN THESE CHAINS!!!", I snapped back. She got scared and threw the camera over the bed... but it was heading the wrong way.
-slow motion-
"Noooooooooooo", I yelled. The camera was getting further and further. I was watching it while it sored the wrong way. Tears were ready to come out my eyes. Then a miracle happened. Yurikami's tails got free and catched the camera. I was relieved.
-normal motion-
"OH YURIKAMI! BLESS YOUR SOUL!!", I yelled to her. I wanted to give her alot of hugs and licks but i was chained. Yurikami just smiled and said "Im into the plan too." I smiled back. "pass the camera over here", I commanded politly. She did so and I caught the camera with my mouth. I tossed it to my feet and saw that the memory was full. what the hell! I wanted to see why the memory was full so i played the video. It showed Koumori taunting and showing her stuff. "Im... to sexy for my shirt... to sexy for shirt that it hurts!" I paused the video and attempting to re-record it. My eyes were twitching and I was quite disturbed. I stopped the video from reverse and recorded myself.
"Hello this is Chiyoko. I am in Misa's room... CHAINED UP AND FORCED TO EAT HER FERTILIZER!!! Yurikami is with me", I said to the camera. I, then, turned the camera to Yurikami. She waved. I turned the camera back to me. "Shu-kun, your sister is PURE EVIL! Please hear me out.... I want to get out of here. And to Onii-san... hi!!"
I stopped the video and was relieved that all of that was done. "hey.. the chain is not rusty.. oh well... back to the babies", I heard Misa say. Yurikami and I looked at each other in fear. Then I had an idea. "Yurikami", I turned to look at her. "You noticed that you are a 3 tail and Misa is a one tail, right?" She looked at her tails and nodded. "Well we are more powerful than Misa. We can break through the chains!" Yurikami was still confused. I sighed. "Just try and break free", I told her. We struggled and tried but it wouldnt budge. "Hurry, misa is coming!", Yurikami said. When she said that, we both concentraited on our chakra. "Concentrait, Chiyoko", I said to myself. Then, at the same time, We broke free with one nudge. We were so thrilled at ourselves that we started to hug each other. I licked Yurikami and she blushed then we both laughed.
"Lets go, Chiyoko-san", Yurikami said to me. We jumped of the bed together and we ran to the door with all paws. Misa heard us then said "Hey! who goes there?" We panicked only for a little while and someone had to open the door... but it was so high. Then it hit me. THE BIRD!! I called the bird over and told it if it can fly to the door knob and open it. It said yea and flew to it. Yurikami and I looked at each other with joy then we heard her.... "Where do you think you are going, little babies?" We turned around to see Misa's face. She was smirking evilly. The door had open and Misa was in shock. "How did you get out of my brand new chains? Aww man!!" she complained. "C'mon!", I yelled to Yurikami. I grabbed her tail with mines and we rushed out of the room to find Shu-kun and Onii-san. "HEY! GET BACK HERE", misa said and she chased after us. Koumori was still mad about the camera thing. "GIVE BACK MY CAMERA!!!", she said and chased after me also. Kiarah was still in the room looking blank.
I'm happy cuz' the club's getting bigger and we have 37 pages of fun. This calls for Sake and a mission!*drinks sake*
Kyuubi:Hey baka! I give the missions here.
*hic* I know that teme. I'm leader for *hic* 5 weeks and this mission is for those *hic* who want to do it. If you have a scanner and like to do art and comics, read this if ya like. Try (Attempt) to make a fancomic or fanart of the stories we posted, so far it's the New York Trip, Mansion, Demon pasts, or random things that you can pick. The most coolest *hic* fanart gets a promotion for ya *hic* and the best Fancomic will give ya a promotion and You are in charge of the comic.
Kyuubi:That's not nice. It's like your begging them to do fanart and stuff. This is why I do Scavenger hunts! You think you're all high and mighty.
I said IF they wanted to do the mission. And That comment will put me in song.
Kyuubi:Oh no freakin' way!
Shukaku-Not Like That
I feel oh, so glamorous
Lookin' super fabulous
Sometimes I'm insecure
Something I can't ignore
All the flashy cameras
Try my best to handle it
I'm just the man next door
I can hear the rumors take off...
All the boys in the club got their eyes on me
I can tell by the look that they want to be
Be hot, hot, hot like that
No, it's not, not, not like that
All the boys in the club got their eyes on me
They put me down because their jealousy
But I'm not, not I'm not that boy
And it's not, not, no, it's not my toy
So many boys be checkin' my style
Checkin' my style, checkin' my style
So many boys be checkin' my style
But I don't even care, no
I move in mysterious ways, ways that got them curious
They're looking at what I'm wearing
Standing on the sidelines staring
Taking every chance I get
To find who I'm going with
I just wish they'd see, what I'm like in real life
All the boys in the club got their eyes on me
I can tell by the look that they want to be
Be hot, hot, hot like that
No, it's not, not, not like that
All the boys in the club got their eyes on me
They put me down because their jealousy
But I'm not, not I'm not that boy
And it's not, not, no, it's not my toy
So many boys be checkin' my style
Checkin' my style, checkin' my style
So many boys be checkin' my sytle
But I don't even care, no
What's good I'm weak no longer
In life it's making me stronger
What I like I'm a get that
Like a quick cat, no i won't quit that, you heard me
You'll find that I'm just like you
And I do the same things you do
The type of chick that hits spots, in my flip-flops
Listening to Hip-Hop, you feel me
All the boys in the club got their eyes on me
I can tell by the look that they want to be
Be hot, hot, hot like that
No, it's not, not, not like that
All the boys in the club got their eyes on me
They put me down because their jealousy
But I'm not, not I'm not that boy
And it's not, not, no, it's not my toy
So many boys be checkin' my style
Checkin' my style, checkin' my style
So many boys be checkin' my style
But I don't even care, no
"Suki?" I said. I saw Suki and Kyuubi arguing. Suki was looking like she did something wrong. I looked up the window and saw a snow leopard wanting to get in. I let him in.
"Hi Shukaku. This is Shane." Suki pointed to the leopard. I wonder if Shane had 'girl' troubles. I led him into the Video room where I make music Videos.
"Ya know, there's this cool snow leopard named Kiarah. This music video will be about her." Shane was shocked.
Shane:She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me
Shane:She give me money
Shukaku:Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
Shane:When I'm Need
Shukaku:But she ain't messin' wit no broke Demaz
Shane:She give me money
Shukaku:Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
Shane:When I'm need
Shukaku:But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz
Shane:I gotta leave
Shukaku:Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head
[Shane sings his part of the corus while I sing]
Shukaku:Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you ROC
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
But I'm lookin' for the one
Have you seen her
My psychic told me she'ya have a butt like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An I gotta take all they bad butt to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to Den and then I had to pay
If you freakin' with this girl then you betta be paid
You know why
Take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to freak wit Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her
Shane:She give me money
Shukaku:Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
Shane:When I'm Need
Shukaku:But she ain't messin' wit no broke Demaz
Shane:She give me money
Shukaku:Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
Shane:When I'm need
Shukaku:But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz
Shane:I gotta leave
Shukaku:Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head
[Same as above, Shane sings chorus]
Shukaku:18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car, crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Super bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was 'spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
Shoulda got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey (moneeey)
If you ain't no punk holla We Want Prenupt
WE WANT PRENUPT!, Yeah!
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo butt she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
Shane:She give me money
Shukaku:Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
Shane:When I'm Need
Shukaku:But she ain't messin' wit no broke Demaz
Shane:She give me money
Shukaku:Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
Shane:When I'm need
Shukaku:But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz
Shane:I gotta leave
Shukaku:Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head
[Same as before-_-']
Shukaku:Now I ain't sayin' you a gold digger you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, he can't pay y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin' watch him
He gone make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin' floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know it's dude's ballin' and yea that's nice
And they gone keep callin' and tryin'
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo butt for a white girl
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl go head (She give me money)
(Let me hear that back)
"Now let's see if it's on YouTube..."I said. Shane was pretty pissed off. I was looking on YouTube when this vid comes up. I saw Yuri-Chan and Chiyoko crying, Kyuubi being chased by Misa, Kairah and Suki recking up my computer and Koumori just taping it all. I was angry, so I took out a sake bottle, drank it, grew 10 fett taller, then marched up to Misa's room.
My eyes slowly fluttered open. I sat up and looked at my surroundings. I was in a tree house.
"How'd I get here?" I muttered out loud, my voice broke.
Then it hit me. After I found Kyuubi I realized that I couldn't endanger anyone with two and possibly more strong bounty hunters after me. I had slipped away from the crowd and had went on search for somewhere to my own. Late into the night I had found this tree house. I was glad no one was in danger because of me anymore.
"G'morning dog."
My eyes widened as I turned around to see Tadashi sitting in the tree house window. "Tadashi-"
He stepped down and came closer. I crawled to my feet and tried to take off but he grabbed my wrist. "None of that today." he shook his head."Just thought I'd let you know that it'd be best to sleep with one eye from now on."
"What? You're not going to take me home?" I asked, all the fight had left me.
"Why should I? This is part of my training. Do you think I'm really that cheap to kidnap someone while their asleep?"
I rolled my eyes. Was I really that weak? Tadashi set me down. "By the way, do you know anything about that explosion?"
"Explosion?!"
"I'm taking that as a no then." He stood and lept out of the window.
Explosion?! What the freak?!
. I thought of another plan and i noticed the brand new chakra chains. BINGO!
