Getsu
There was a WHOLE lot of noise. And it was so crowded.
"Oh dear..." I said, going and getting on my one piece, then going to the normal steam bath. There were people there too. I looked around for ANYTHING that wasn't taken.
"Aww man. Where do I go...?" I said, then decided on the hot tub.
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Er... continuation?
This "Joe" person seems interesting... yet he challenges me. Since I'm here to relax and my wife is here, I can't rampage this city, BUT I can still get drunk.
"Are you threatning me?" I said with a smirk. Joe just shrugged.
"I guess so... You are part of the Legendary 9 and I often hear stories about your rampaging, killing, eating, and above all, drinking skills... I want to know if it's true..." Joe just stared at me. I was getting angry, but happy at the same time. I kissed my wife Yuri.
"Yuri-chan, why don't you meet up with the girls? I have to be alone with this "biju of insanity" guy..." I helped Yuri got off the tub and she left to speak with Suki. I sat down in the tub next to Joe's.
"I'm Shukaku, the Sand Spirit tanuki of insanity. Haven't we met before?"
"No... although I've heard of you from the Hidden Sand Village in the Land of Wind..."
"I rampaged many cities, so far my usual fav spot is New York City. And you?"
"... Shanghai, they still have horse-drawn carriages... one thing other countries don't have anymore..." My sake was brought to me. I turned to the waiter without emotion.
"Would you be so kind to bring me 10 Jack Daniels bottles?" I asked politely. The man took my order and ran off, then came back with my order. I slammed my fist into the ground and glared, my rage pulsing.
"Is that the best you got? Give me 20 beers." The man was slightly intimidated. He then turned to Joe.
"... 100 cocktails... with extra alcohol..." Joe stated. I was bellowing.
"1,000 BOTTLES OF YOUR MOST HIGH IN ALCOHOL WINE THAT COULD GET ME FRICKIN' DRUNK IN A SECOND, AND I WANT IT IN 10 SECONDS NOW!!!" I grabbed the man as he trembled and in 10 seconds, he actually did my order. Joe raised an eyebrow. I smirked.
"No one calls me a light-weight, nobody..." I said, putting my game face on.
Okay people, vote who will win this drinking games: Joe or Shukaku? Tune in to find out...
Someone please continue?
~Shukaku
Look, if I did enjoy myself it'd be a crime. I was in the mud tubs having a nice peaceful alone time.(Why yes, I am wearing trunks, why do you ask? It's not like I'm some insano...)
AHHHHH... this is the life. Sitting in a nice comfortable hot mud tub. Course being a desert type biju it's a tad hotter than usual. 120 degrees or so. Tourists were steered away by the sign I staked through the cement (didn't say anything, as I don't know how to write), I saw a biju walk up and start dip her toes in the water. She couldn't find a hot mud tub hot enough (I know, I had to heat this one for it to be nice). She walked right pass the sign an slid into the thick substance.
"this is just right... Excuse me, I've never seen you before, and your obviously a member..."
I turn me head to her, my hair hiding my eyes from her sight.
"I'm Joe, the two-tail scorpion of insanity. And who may I ask are you? Wait let me guess..."
I looked at her for a moment.
"Your Yuri, correct?"
She gave a surprised look and I smiled. Her husband came along, a fellow rampager I could tell. He immediately began chatting with his wife and I stopped listening (not proper manner to listain in on other people conversations). I got the attention of a roving waiter. That’s what I loved about these places, drinks whenever you want them.
"'Ello, mate, what can I do for you?"
"I want two bottles of the hardest stuff you have on the premises."
"We have a bottle or two of Everclear?" He was joking.
"I like to stay off the rectified sprits, at least until after 5:00". I wasn't.
"The crazy old groundkeeper keeps some old Molotov cocktails?"
"Normally I'd say yes but I'm think some light baijiu would do." I still wasn't kidding
"Seriously?", I nodded,” That stuff might be a little much squirt like you."
"I was next to raised on it."
"OK"
Shukaku raised his head from his wife momentarily to ask for a drink himself.
"I'd like some sake if you don't mind."
"Light-weight."
He stared at me, eyebrow raised. Yuki looked at me as well, eyes trying to say something like "You don't want to do that..."
"Bring the bottle"
The wait marked it on the slip. I laughed, the gleam in my eyes showing through my hair.
"Joe, two tailed scorpion of insanity at your service."
I didn't know why but I was enjoying the new destination...well maybe I did now, many of my favorites things were there: Kokoro, nature, traveling and relaxing; what else could I ask for?
With that in my mind I left my things and then went for a massage; I was having a nice time and swore Kokoro was with me; In fact I was talking to her before the massage began, however when the only one who was talking was me everything became clear.
"You are not Kokoro right?" I asked without looking to my neighbor, the lady was still giving me he massage.
"No" said strange voice I didn't know; how couldn't I notice it wasn't Kokoro's prescence???...how embarrassing...everyones laughs weren't helping so the best option was to remain there until they got tired.
Few minutes later it ended and I fel relieved.
"...so...I think I don't know you but you are from the club right? Who are you?"
I waited for an answer
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°Raijuu°
Emm anyone continue???
I was walking along through the vast destruction the one tail caused.
Taking notes.
you can never get the statue to fall the same way, as I like to say. Well, it might not be to true but when your dealing with large forces of destruction control becomes imposable. You know the way that statue fell into the pool is simply perfect... I might have to try to do that the next time I go on a rampage.
I saw the spa owner walking up head shaking as if he didn't understanding something. I had to ask. I pulled out a carrot for effect.
"What’s up, Doc?"
He looked at me and then to the vast destroyed property.
This guy just runs through here, destroying everything. Then suddenly calms down in front of his wife. He then runs to the kitchen and kills the staff there to take milk for the wife. I ask him what he was doing and he just gave me 300$ and smirked."
I looked at him.
"That’s all he gave you?"
"I didn't want another rampage..."
"Ahhh, wise choice."
I have to say I felt sorry for the guy. So I pulled out my checkbook (It had duckys, bunnies, and other manly things on it!!!). Putting a pen to paper I looked at him seriously.
"So how much do you think this will cost you?"
He gave me a confused expression at first, then he looked around at the damage.
"5 to 6 million dollars if I'm lucky."
I jotted a few numbers on the check, signed it, licked it, and gave it to him.
He held the huge check in two hands looking for all the world like he won the golf masters.
"Congregations you won 7 million dollars to fix your spa, spend it well."
He looked at me, dazed, then ran off to where I think was the closest bank. Whoops, never mind, it was the closest physiatrist. I really hope he spent the money well. When I got it from some apple company I didn't know what to do with it.
