Neka: Finally. I can take a break from writing and start the Biju Talk Show.
Raijuu: What do you mean, break from writing?
Neka: One, I'm someday going to be a famous book author, and two I'm writing about my life doi.
Kyuubi: Anyway. What's today's subject?
Shukaku: Ok, who put this on here? *reading flashcard*
Kaku: What? I like it.
Shukaku: Onigiri?
Hachi: Can we change that?
Neka: It's too late. If we try to change it then we'll run out of time.
Shukaku: Fine. What about it?
Kaku: I don't know, I guess some background info.
Misa: Oooo!! I know all about Onigiri!!
Hachi: Of course you do.
Houkou: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late! I saw this store, and it was full of meat! And it had rotating hotdogs and turkeys and chickens and--
Kyuubi: Ok ok. I think we understand.
Neka: Alright Misa. Tell us what you know about onigiri.
Misa: Well...
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 ball or triangle
Amount per Serving
Calories 84 Calories from Fat 18
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 2g 3%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 9mg 3%
Sodium 11mg 0%
Total Carbohydrate 12g 4%
Dietary Fiber 0.56g 2%
Protein 4g 8%
Est. Percent of Calories from:
Fat 21.4% Carbs 57.1%
Protein 19.0% (yep, I copy and pasted)
Everyone: @_@
*bing!*
Neka: Well, looks like that's all the time we have!
Houkou: See you next time on...
Kyuubi: The Biju Talk Show!
*random audience cheers*
Other Members: Hey, why weren't we in there?
Neka: You will be tomorrow. I didn't feel like writing everyone in today.
Even though I was now part of the group, and everyone filled me on everything. I feel like there's a huge space between us. It could be that I'm the first and only girl in the group. But I always go back to when I asked how they all met.
It was after the meeting now, and I was walking home by myself. Well I was until I noticed Kyuubi following me.
'Great, I have a stalker friend' I thought.
I stopped to tie my shoe. At the same time I glanced back. Yep, there was Kyuubi hiding behind a tree. I sighed. What could want? When I got home I locked all the doors and closed the curtains on the windows. Good, he can't get in or look in. I used a jutsu to hear outside, checking if he was going to leave or not.
"Yeah, I think she's spotted me." Kyuubi said into his phone.
"Are you sure?" said a voice from the phone.
"Yeah, she's locked the door, and closed all the window curtains."
"Why can't you just knock on the door and ask if she knows what demons are?"
"It's not that easy. If she doesn't, then we're going to have some problems."
"Yeah. I guess you're right. So how are we going to find out though?"
"I'll get Houkou to do it. He's closer to her than anyone else in the group."
"Right, I have to go."
"Why?"
"Misa just realized I was talking to you and-- Hey! Don't grab the phone like that! I have to go, bye!"
"Bye."
I pulled away from the wall.
"Wait...so they're actually demons too..." I murmured.
I was frozen. I almost stopped breathing.
I heard the door being unlocked.
'What the...' I thought, backing up a little.
The door opened and it was my mom.
"Mom!" I greeted.
"Hi, you seem to be in a good mood." she commented.
"Yeah...Uh, can I ask you something?" I asked.
"Shoot." she replied.
"Um you know how we are demons?" I began.
She slowed down and dropped her purse on the table. "Yeah?"
"Are there others?" I asked nervously.
She sighed in relief. "Yes."
"And..." I asked thinking there was more to it.
"Let me start a little different. There are 9 legendary demons. Our family has always been the side demons. Not part of the legendary 9. Years ago, we actually called 'muts.' But now there isn't as many. But anyway, the year you were born, one of the legendary 9 died..."
"What happened?" I interrupted.
"Well, if a demon was to die, then it's soul must be put into an infant." she smiled faintly at me. Tears gathered in her eyes.
"You were chosen out of 238 side demon infants, to hold the demon's soul." she started to sob into me.
"What." I could only say.
"Y-yes. Y-you h-h-have the t-two t-t-t-tailed demon, N-Nekomata. Y-you are a-a f-full blooded demon."
hehe...I decided I'd post mine too. ^_~
“Hachi! I’m bored and tired of training which you always tell me to do! Can’t we go out and have fun for one day?” Kai complained dryly.
“Go find sssssome other demonsssss to play with, there are a billion around here,” Hachi answered. He was in no mood to be bothered by his new little brother. He had just finished a rough mission for the Hokage and wanted nothing more than to sit under the tree and sleep.
“Awwww come on! There aren’t that many! And most of them are too old like you!” Kai retorted.
Hachi nearly fell over where he sat.
“Excussssse me! I am not old!” Hachi exclaimed angrily.
“You are a who knows how old snake demon who that freakishly pale Orochimaru is supposed to own,” Kai answered.
“He doessssss not own me, and I ran him off a while ago,” Hachi growled. The human transformation jutsu was fading a bit, and Hachi’s fangs began to show. Fear jumped into Kai.
“Fine! I’ll go find someone else to hang out with,” Kai said as he stormed off.
Kai walked for what seemed like a few blocks and bumped into a girl talking rather loudly at a window above them.
“Kyuubi! Come on out Kyuubi!” Misa called.
“Hey isn’t he the Biju king that Hachi was talking about?” Kai asked a loud.
The girl turned around and nearly attacked him.
“Who are you? And how do you know about Kyuubi?” Misa asked fiercely.
“I’m Kai, Hachi’s brother,” Kai answered.
“Oh ya you’re the new guy!” Misa said happily, “Wow you are cute!”
Kai flushed red not knowing what to say or do.
“So then where is Hachi?” Misa asked, “Did he kick you out or something?”
“No!” Kai said almost angrily.
“Chill,” Misa said softly, “So what did happen then?”
“Hachi refuses to do anything fun,” Kai answered.
“Ya, he’s like that,” Misa laughed, “You would be surprised what he does for Kyuubi though.”
“What do you mean?” Kai asked.
“Sorry, but he’d have to tell you,” Misa said, “Well since it seems like you have nothing to do, why don’t you come and hang out with me and my friends!”
“Ok!” Kai said happily.
Misa led Kai down several streets and to a house on the corner. Several demons were relaxing in the front yard.
“This is Raijuu, and this is Eka, and this is Chii, and this is Tara, and this is Dizzy, and this is Suki, and this is Takahara!” Misa said happily.
Kai was trying to remember each of their names but was having trouble.
“So you are Hachimata’s brother,” Eka said flatly.
“Hmmm you look like a wolf demon. Am I right?” Chii asked.
“Um yep, I am,” Kai answered.
“Do you want to do something together?” Tara asked.
“Ya sure what did you have in mind?” Kai asked.
“We were discussing going to McDonalds, but we could go to a movie or something,” Takahara suggested.
“Um…sure,” Kai said. They were all staring at him, and it made him nervous.
So they all went up the street to the movie theater and watched the new Ninja’s Night that had appeared earlier that month.
“That was some movie!” Dizzy laughed.
“The part when they said ‘the end is near’ was so funny! Can you believe humans could be so dramatic?” Misa asked.
“Seriously! It looked like they were trying way too hard!” Suki commented.
Just then, they walked into Neka, Houkou, and Shukaku coming from McDonalds.
“Hey!” Misa and Tara said together.
Neka looked up and smiled.
“It’s nice to see all of you again,” Neka said kindly.
Kai flinched when he remembered Neka slapping Hachi across the face.
“You seem to be having fun,” Houkou addressed to no one in particular. Kai though he was directing it towards him, and tried to think of something to say.
“Yep this has been a good day, Raijuu answered.
“Now if only we could finish it off with some sake!” Shukaku answered.
“Sake?” Kai asked.
“Don’t tell me you have never had sake!” Shukaku was now shaking Kai.
“Sorry!” Kai said. Those were the only words he could find.
“Come on Shukaku,” Dizzzy said, “not everyone likes sake like you do.”
“But he hasn’t even tried it!” Shukaku said hastily.
Suddenly a kunai knife flew through the air.
Kaku and Hachi were walking up talking about something pertaining to keeping pets.
“Shukaku, Kai issss too young to have sssake,” Hachimata said.
“No way! Demons are born old enough to have sake!” Shukaku protested.
Kaku nearly laughed.
“Born to have sake eh? That sounds like a song or something,” Kaku said smiling.
“I’ll try some!” Kai tried to push his way back into the conversation.
“Ata man, demon rather, but you get the jist,” Shukaku answered.
“Don’t even go there,” Hachi said.
“Come on Hachi! What could one bottle or two do?’ Shukaku asked.
“Fine,” Hachi sighed.
Three hours later….
“Wooi both we a lot drank,” Kai stumbled with his words.
“We yep did,’ Shukaku answered.
“Do you think drunk demons understand what the other is saying?” Neka asked.
“I have no idea,” Kaku answered. The others answered the same.
“What should we do with them?”Eka asked.
“Probably throw them on Kyuubi,” Hachi answered.
“Naw we can take them to the river to sober up,” Misa answered.
Ten Hours Later……
“They managed to get drunk off of the river water,” Takahara said astounded.
“That is just wrong,” Suki answered.
~Hachi~
"This boat is getting nowhere!" I yelled as I looked at the horizen of the Harbor, "Where's Kyuubi anyway!?!"
"According to the justu," Neka looked at the arrow, "They must have stopped at the Statue of Liberty..."
"Perfect!" I said as I used a teleportation justu to go on the island.
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"Tobi wants to see Lady Liberty!" Tobi whined.
"Okay. I'll take you. Happy!?" Itachi said annoyed. They both went to the tour as Deidara and Kisame stood guard of Kyuubi and Suki's cage.
"Where's my pizza, un." Deidara complained.
"Here it is, believe it!" A voice shouted. It was grown up Naruto with a box of pizza.
"Thanks!" Kisame yelled as he took the box away from the blonde and opened it. A poison smoke bomb blinded Kisame.
"What kind of Pizza man are you!?!" Deidara yelled.
"I'm no pizza man, I'm...." The blonde's eyes turned yellow, "Shukaku the Sand Spirit."
"But How, un?"
"Enough with the questions, now let's brawl!" Shukaku held a controller. Kyuubi and Suki wanted to play.
(This is now the game mode)
Kyuubi-Fox 3 lives
Shukaku-Sonic 3 lives
Suki-Lucario 3 lives
Deidara-Kirby 3 lives
Kirby jumped up and turned into a brick that squashed Lucario. But then Sonic kicked Kirby with lightning speed. Lucario picked up a mushroom and grew. Fox picked up a bazooka and started shooting people with it. Then the rainbow ball appeared. Everyone hit it, but Kirby takes the power. He turns into a chef and puts everyone else in a pot. The pot is burning and then everyone starts flying through the air. They have 2 lives left. Sonic picks up a pokeball and throws it at Lucario. Out came a pippulp and it used bubblebeam at Lucario, making it only have 1 life left. Lucario found the rainbow ball and got the power. It flys high in the air and shoots a powerful beam at everyone. Sonic and Fox have one life left, Kirby has two. Kirby sucks Lucario in his mouth, then runs to the edge and spits Lucario down. Lucario is defeated. Fox fires a guns at Kirby on the edge. Kirby has 1 life left. Kirby runs and hits Fox with his hammer. Fox is defeated. Now it's between Kirby and Sonic. The rainbow ball is up. Both players are hitting it. Sonic takes the power and turns into Super Sonic. He punched the day lights out of Kirby. Game!
Winner:Sonic the Hedgehog!
1st place-Sonic
2nd place-Kirby(clapping)
3rd place-Fox(clapping)
4th place-Lucario(clapping)
~Shukaku
