I woke up at 11:00 P.M. So far my life is kinda good. I went to a bar to get sake when I bumped into a white haired boy with blue eyes, rainbow jacket, and ripped up shorts.
"Sorry there." I said. I gotta stop bumping into people...
"It's okay dude. I'm Houkou."
"Shukaku. Anyway, wanna drink sake?" I asked. Houkou said he never tried it. I gasped.
"You never tried the world's most beautiful drink!?! Ya gotta have some." I carried Houkou to the bar.
At the bar, Houkou was poking at the bottle while I found Kaku and Hachi in the next table.
"What'sssssss up?" Hachi asked. Kaku shushed him. He looked very worried.
"The king of Biju is coming." Kaku explained, "If he sees new biju like you, he'll beat you up."
"One question, What's a biju?" I asked. Hachi slapped his forehead.
"It'ssss ussssss, you baka."
I can't believe that I'm a biju. Wait a minute. I can't believe Houkou drank 10 bottles of sake. He grabbed me onto the kareoke stage.
Shukaku:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Houkou:My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Shukaku:Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Houkou:Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Houkou:Break it down! Stop, Houkou time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Shukaku:Break it down! Stop, Demon time!
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Shukaku:Break it down! Stop, Houkou time!
Houkou:Every time you see me
Shukaku:Houkou's just so hype
Houkou:I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Shukaku:Now why would he ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
Houkou:I've toured around the world, from Suna to the Bay
It's "Houkou, go Houkou, MC Houkou, yo Houkou"
And the rest can go and play
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Suddenly, a boy with black hair and a red cape grabbed me by the neck. I put him into a head lock. That led into a wrestling match. After that, I got out of the stage very pissed and talked to Hachi.
"Who the heck was he?"
"That'sssss Kyuubi. King of the Biju..."
"I'll see you in your funeral..." Kaku said.
And then out from nowhere a guy with yellow spikey hair , yellow jacket, a black shorts jumped out.
"Someone is gonna die? Cool!" I slapped my forehead.
To be continued...
P.S. Since Raijuu is here, he would look like Minato and because I'm nice, he went into Misa's baggage to go to New York.
~Shukaku
The next morning I awoke early. I decided to try to find something to eat. I opened every door I could find. No food. I kicked the oven door in anger. But then I sighed, no point getting angry on an empty stomach. So I changed clothes and went out of the house, hoping to find a place to eat.
I looked at all the houses on my way to town. They were a lot like mine, except the grass was well taken care of. When I got to the town, I found a diner serving pancakes. As soon as I walked in I realized something...I had no money!
But at the same time, a young waitress scooted me off to a table.
"Maybe I can do the dishes or something..." I thought.
But then I saw a boy who look a little older than me, he had blond hair, yellow eyes, a black shirt, and red jeans. He was with a much younger girl, who also had blond hair and yellow eyes. But she was wearing all pink. The boy noticed me staring (I do that a lot) and walked over to me and said,
"I haven't seen you in this part of town before?" (no he does not a cowboy accent)
"I'm Neka, I just moved here and--" I began.
"Really oh cool! Where do you live? Where did you live? Why are you here? Why--" the young girl interrupted.
The boy covered her mouth and grinned.
"Sorry about my sister...I'm Shukaku. And this little demon's name is Misa." he explained.
I laughed at the demon part, because, well...I am a demon! ^_~
He sat down and talked with me. He was telling me about his friends, until he mentioned Houkou.
"Wait, Houkou? The boy with the silver hair?" I asked.
"Yeah! You know him?" he replied.
"Oh yeah, he came over to my house yesterday to help me move in. He also invited me to join him with his friends...I guess that means you and the others." I explained.
"Hehe, that guy's always curious." Shukaku joked.
Then Misa started talking about some made-up crazy story about Houkou and her.
"Does she do this a lot?" I whispered to Shukaku.
"All the time, she also has a huge crush on my best friend Kyuubi"
I giggled at the thought of this girl glomping on to some boy much older than her.
We ate our pancakes and at the end I said,
"Um...I kinda don't have any money with me." I said nervously.
Shukaku laughed, but not at me. "That's okay! I'll pay for it. You can just pay me back sometime. Like if Misa somehow disappears when I'm gone, you can get her back!" he grinned.
"Thanks" I sighed a relief.
We parted our separate ways afterward.
I walked home. My mother wasn't home though. I found a note on the table,
"Be back later."
I grunted and left to go to my room. I thought of Shukaku compared to Houkou. They were both very different, but almost the same accent.
"Maybe it's the place I'm in..." I thought. But then again the waitress didn't have that similar accent though. But then I started to fall asleep...
To be continued...
"Life sucks. Childhood sucks. The Kazekage sucks. I hate my life!" I yelled as I banged my cage. All I needed to do was to protect a baby. And where did I end up? Being a tanuki, going into a teapot, going into my crush's stomach, and then sealed inside a red headed boy.
"Well," I said to myself, "Might as well make this cage a perfect home..." With that, I went to the city before me. It wasn't like what I dreamed of. The city was like a mix between New York and Las Vegas, only it was always night time. Shadowopolis it was called. I went into a pub where there was sake and a woman with blue hair. I wanted to flirt with her.
"So, I must be inside an oven cuz' you Baby are so hot!" I said smirking.
"I'm a boy..." The blue haired man with a black cloak and cream clouds on it said, holding his anger.
"Sorry." I apoligized. He looked like a girl to me...
"By the way, I'm Kaku the Badger." Kaku said proudly.
"Hey! You have half my name!" I yelled hyperly, "I'm Shukaku the Sand Spirit."
Kaku looked at me strangely, then finally spoke.
"Are ya new here?"
".........yes."
"Come with me tommarow at 8 P.M. Until then, I'll go shopping with you."
I didn't know what was happening, but I liked it so far. Kaku and I went to Hot Topic to pick out some clothing. We were at a t-shirt rack when someone with 2 heads jumped out of it. He was a brown headed man with beautiful black eyes, scaley skin, and gangsta clothes. I like this guy.
"Jusssst the guy I'm looking for..." The man said. I knew he was a snake, "Who isssssss he?"
"Shukaku, meet Hachimata the 8 headed snake," Kaku introduced both of us, "We call him Hachi for short."
"Sssssorry about this look," Hachi said emmbarassed, "I was trying to Henge, but I ssssuck at it."
"Did you focus?" I asked.
"Well, no."
"Sigh. In order to transform, one must have all focus. I know cuz' I'm a tanuki." I explained. I didn't know I was THAT smart.
"Thankssss." Hachi said, "Also I'm hiding from fangirlsss. I hate my eyessss."
"Ooookay...Anyway," Kaku wanted to change the subject, "I have black and red clothing. So can we go to Walmart?"
"Yes."
"Yesssss."
So the three of us went to Walmart. I bought a flat screen tv. Kaku picked a cd player with stereo. And Hachi had a PS2 and a Xbox 360. This was fun...for now.....
To be continued...
~Shukaku
We just moved into our new home. I didn't like the house. It was my Dad's choice. But he was never really home. So it never mattered to him where my mother and I lived.
"Mom I hate this!" I sputtered.
"Well, you'll just have to deal with it." she said sternly.
My mother and I never really got along...We both liked the same things though.
"Why do I have to be in this human form? Why can't I be the same as my last form!?" I asked loudly.
"I told you. We don't want people to know who we are. Besides I think you look beautiful Nekomata." she explained calmly.
The only way I could ever be like my father is that we both can get angry fast.
"I hate my name. Call me Neka! Nekomata sounds Italian." I said, trying to calm down.
"I thought you liked Italian food?" she questioned.
"I do, but we are not in Italy." I replied gritting my teeth.
She didn't reply. To tell you the truth, I had no idea where we were moving. We finished bringing in the boxes into the crudy old home. I was now standing in my room. No wallpaper. No carpet. Just a small dusty room. With a only a bed and a dresser with a mirror. I unpacked my clothes and put them in my dresser. I looked at myself in the mirror.
"I really don't look that bad" I thought. I looked down at my hips, "I'm a little too curvy though..."
"Hmph, admiring yourself in the mirror, eh?" a voice came from the doorway.
I spun around to find a boy about the same age as me, he had silver spiked hair, light blue eyes, a rainbow jacket, and ripped up shorts. But what I noticed the most was the goggles hanging around his neck.
"Who are you?" I finally made out.
"I'm Houkou. I saw the truck and I decided to help you guys move in." he explained. There was a certain accent on him I couldn't place. I stared at him for a moment, comparing us. He was laid back, and seemed to go with the flow. But he did have muscle, I'll give him that. Then I thought of myself, I was where all black, except for a white robe I had on.
"Oh, um thanks." I said nervously.
He sensed the nervousness and blushed, "Um, I'm going to be hanging out with some of my pals, do you want to join us?"
"Sure. Um, what time?" I asked.
"Around 8pm" he confirmed.
A few hours after he left, I laid down on my bed. "I have a weird feeling about him..." I thought before I drifted off to sleep...
To be continued...
After Toys R Us, Misa wanted to find Kyuubi. But the streets were crowded. So she used her fav justu.
"Growth justu!" Misa yelled. She grew about 50 feet then stopped there. Kaku was looking at her.
"You look nice..." Kaku honestly said. Misa blushed, then headed downtown.
(Kyuubi)
"Now where is that recording studio..." Kyuubi thought. Just then he heard a familliar voice.
"Kyu-Kun!" But it was louder. And bigger. And scary. Kyuubi ran until he saw a taxi driver.
"Where to?" The driver asked. Stomping was heard.
"Anywhere! But I don't have money..." The driver left Kyuubi alone. Just then, a blonde/red man with Akatsuki clothing was riding a red and black motorcyle. His name is Naara, a half demon.
"Hop on if ya wanna live!" Naara yelled as he takes Kyuubi's hand. The two boys were fine until the motorcycle had no gas left.
"You're on ya own, dude." Naara ran for his life. Kyuubi hid under a trash can.
"Kyu-kun. Kyu-kun. Please don't leave me. I'll be alone. Waaaahhhhh! Misa cried.
"Misa?" Kyuubi asked the giant. She had black hair, mostly Haku-like, but has Hinata's eyes, and was wearing a nice pink kimono.
"Kyu-kun? I-I-I LOVE YA, DANG IT!" Misa grabbed her hammer and hit Kyuubi with it.
"Why me? I'm gonna kill Shukaku." Kyuubi sighed.
"Don't kill Big Brother. It wasn't his fault! Misa slapped Kyuubi in the face. She can not change back until Shukaku hugs her, but he is drunk now. Poor Kyuubi. And now, any ideas?
~Shukaku
