Yep...here it is Kyuubi-san!
W00t! Kyuubi here with your first mission of the day~! ... Week... Whatever it is.
Anyway, here's the mission for everyone! (including SandLover13 if she wants to)
Okay! I'm putting you on a scavenger hunt. I don't know why, but I'm just in this type of mood. Anyway, what you have to do first is find a picture of Shukaku. Once you post it up, I'll give you a point depending on the first, second, and third picture I like. (You can draw it yourself, but I prefer internet pics that are up too)
1st pic I like: 3 / 2nd pic I like: 2 / 3rd pic I like: 1
The person that gets the most points in the end will get a promo.
I wish you luck on this mission my biju friends... And ppl who won't leave me alone (Misa).
Kyuubi sat in his room doing nothing out of the ordinary. He was playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl and was getting frustrated about his black hair getting in his face. He'd have to pause almost every single minute and that just made him more upset. Kyuubi was clearly bored half to death and decided to turn off the game and get something to eat.
He exited his room and sighed. ‘What can I do that’s not boring?’
He left his home and continued walking to his friend Shukaku’s house. ‘I could bug Naruto… No, he’s on a mission today… I could torture Sasuke... No, that’s too much of a hassle. Adding to that, the last time I did that, Sasuke fan girls almost killed me, including Shukaku’s sister Misa, but she always does that.’
The Sasuke/Itachi look-alike soon walked to his friend’s house, but instead of walking up to the door, with a chance encounter with Shukaku’s sis, he went up to the side of his friend’s home. Kyuubi scaled the wall up to Shukaku’s room, but before coming in the room, he checked for Misa. Shukaku just appeared to be in the room, so he just jumped the window and landed on the floor of Shukaku’s room.
Kyuubi sat down on the bed and waited for Shukaku to enter, but unfortunately, for him, Misa was the one to enter the room. She opened the door and squealed with glee. She zoomed over and squeezed the life out of poor Kyuubi. “Oh Kyu-kun, I knew you’d come and visit me!”
Kyuubi could not respond due to lack of oxygen and just said, “Ne…ed…ai…air!”
Misa dragged Kyuubi to the living room, where Shukaku was, and flung Kyuubi at the wall. The poor biju hit the wall with such force the wall cracked. “Misa! Now I need to fix the wall! Don’t do that!” Shukaku said looking at his tanuki sister.
“Sorry big brother!” Misa said with an innocent face.
“Dude! You have a demon as a sister, and that’s coming from someone who is an actual demon!” Kyuubi said as he brushed some wall off himself.
Shukaku looked over at Kyuubi and Misa made a little demon tanuki face that was scaring the heck out of the fox. “So, what’d you come over here for?” Shukaku asked the kitsune in disguise.
Kyuubi finished brushing off his black shirt and his red cape before answering, “I’m bored and was going to stop at McDonalds to get something to eat.”
“And why are you over here?” Shukaku said rephrasing the question.
“Cuz I wanted Misa to kill me,” Kyuubi said sarcastically to the Gaara look-alike with blonde hair, “I wanted to know if you wanna come over. I’m getting really bored by myself.”
“You say that all the time,” Shukaku said as he opened the front door, “fine, let’s go.”
“Can I come along, big brother?” Misa asked Shukaku with puppy eyes.
“Sorry Misa, but we are meeting some of our friends at McDonalds and you’d kill them,” Shukaku said.
“But you do this every day! Why can’t I come along with you guys too?!” Misa said throwing a tantrum.
“The last time we were at a restaurant, you threw a fit about getting the wrong order and an ambulance was called since you were strangling Kyuubi.”
“Fine!” Misa said stubbornly and unwilling.
“I’m staying at Kyuubi’s house today, so I’ll be back to pick up some things. I’ll see you when I get back,” Shukaku said giving his upset sister a hug.
The two then left and closed the door behind them. Kyuubi turned around and saw Misa waving at him in the window and he waved back so he wouldn’t get strangled when they came back to pick up Shukaku’s stuff.
“So, where are we really meeting the others?” Shukaku asked.
“We are really going to McDonalds this time,” Kyuubi responded as he was biting one of his claws.
“Aren’t you afraid Misa will find you?” Shukaku asked, puzzled.
“Eh, when worse comes to worst, I can always Transform into Kakashi,” Kyuubi said trying to blow his black hair out of his face.
The kitsune and tanuki soon arrived to the designated area and walked to a table with three boys and a girl. The girl’s name was Nekomata, whom was often called Neka. She looks like Sakura, but has black hair, noticeable cat eyes, adding to that, she mostly wore white and black robes, and her small black wings were visible. The boy standing close to the table was Houkou. He looks like Kiba, yet slightly like Neji, he has long silver/white spiky hair, light blue eyes, but always wears his black goggles (mostly on his head), and he wears his rainbow jacket along with his ripped up shorts. The shortest boy of the group was Kaku. Kaku looked similar to Deidara, yet had black eyes and blue hair; he also had almost the same outfit as the Akatsuki, yet had somewhat cream colored clouds on his cloak. Then there was Hachimata, known as Hachi. Hachimata looked similar to Shino, yet had no glasses, but he wasn’t that good with transformations so he had somewhat scaly skin; he has brown hair and black eyes and he mostly wore clothing, in Kyuubi’s opinion, that made him look like a rapper.
“What took you two so long?” Nekomata asked them.
“Had a run-in with Misa again, Kyuubi?” Houkou barked.
“Unfortunately”
“Ssso, why’d you call ussssss here today, Kyuubi?” Hachimata asked the kitsune.
“Yeah, you call us to come to a location every day,” Kaku pointed out.
“Well… I’ve been getting more bored lately and have nothing to do,” Kyuubi said, “I was thinking we could create a club for our friends to join in.”
Everyone paused at hearing Kyuubi’s idea, but Shukaku was the first to break the silence. “That idea doesn’t sound half bad…”
“Yeah… kinda sssoundss cool,” Hachi added.
“Have any plans for it?” Neka questioned.
“Shukaku and I are going to plan the meetings over at my house or at his when his demon sister isn’t home,” Kyuubi said.
“So I’m your assistant?!” Shukaku questioned.
“Well, kinda, but you are the leader if I’m gone and preoccupied,” Kyuubi explained.
“Where are we going to hold the meetings?” Kaku asked.
“We are going to hold them at my house, but if we are discovered or I’m not home, we’ll move on to each of your houses… Except Shukaku’s,” Kyuubi added.
“Hey! Why not my house?!” Shukaku, the blonde Gaara look-alike, questioned.
“If we hold a meeting at your home, Misa will be bugging us to join! You know how I feel about that little tanuki demon of a sister you have, Shukaku!” Kyuubi shouted.
Everyone in the restaurant stared at the odd group once Kyuubi shouted. The six looked at the people staring and decided to eat somewhere else…
That night, Shukaku and Kyuubi planned on how the club would work out.
The next day, the first to show up was Nekomata. After twenty minutes, Houkou showed up as well. Then Kaku and Hachimata were the last to join in. Most of the tailed biju were gone, but they were sure they’d join in their club soon, but for the time being, they’d miss the trip to New York.
Kyuubi however was not enjoying the time there so far and was soon regretting the club, but for now, he decided to wing it and have fun… Until Misa shows up, in which case, he ran.
Kyuubi and Shukaku are continuing to control… Okay, not really control… They are trying to handle the club.
And the others seem content about the club for now. Let’s just see how the biju’s trip will go in New York for now… As Kyuubi continues to get more and more frustrated at the group, yet they manage things fine.
This trip now seems better and better. We shall see the adventures and trouble they get into another time.
"Well...you see...something kinda happened..."
Hachi: What...? *glances at Houkou and Kaku*
Neko:...Shukaku kinda...got...
Kyuubi: You all remember the party last night?
Everyone: *nods*
Kyuubi: Well, Shukaku kind of got drunk remember?
Everyone: *nods* (duh)
Kyuubi: Well, I had to take him to his quarters...but Misa followed me. And she annoyed me a little...
Neko: Pretty much, Shukaku's throwing up in his room...and I kinda shrunk Misa down to an inch...
Houkou: How???
Hachi: Why???
Kaku: O_o
Neko: I heard Kyuubi yell at Misa a little, so I walked in to make sure everything was fine...Misa glomped on to me and I panicked and used a jutsu to make her tiny....
Hachi: Where is she now?
Kyuubi: We don't know...
Kaku: How are we going to find her then??
Houkou: I could try sniffing for her, but I might accidentally-
Kaku: Could that mean...
Hachi: No way...
Everyone: *looks down around their feet*
Oh nos! How are we going to find Misa?! And we have to before Shukaku wakes up!!! (he'll prolly kill us)
Got any ideas?
Me:Today on...
Voice:MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED.
Me:Live actual footage of Loch Ness Monster!!!!XD Hachi?
Hachi:Here they are folksss. Loch Ness Monssster!
-rock and roll is heard-
Band:Are you ready to rock with the Loch?
Crowd:Yeah!!!!
Me:Are you in Scotland, Hachi?
Hachi:No, I'm in Michigan.
Sign says:Gone to Scotland. Be back in 2 hours.
(Scotland)
Me:Okay. Where's a Nessy expert where ya need one?
Voice:Four!
Me:*gets hit by a golfball*
Kyuubi:Why are you in Scotland?
Me:Kyuubi! Can ya help me find Nessy? Money is no object...*holds up credit card*
Kyuubi:*thinking*Sucker! *out loud* Look into the telescope.
Me:I don't see anything!!!
Kyuubi:You have to pay first.
Me:*pays, then sees a finger wiggling in the glass*Okay genious. You try.
Kyuubi:*sees a picture of Nessy that I'm holding up*OMG! It's Nessy. I found it! *bumps me into ocean*
Me:*splashes in water*Hey! I'm a paying customer.
(Boat)
Kyuubi:*puts scuba gear on me* If ya looking for Nessy, you have to get wet.
Me:*breathes heavily*Air! I need air!!!
Kyuubi:Air is extra.
Me:*pays then goes under water*
Kyuubi:At this rate, I can put a restraining order on Misa!
Voice:Four!
Kyuubi:Oww!*presses the Air button to off*
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Submerine)
Kyuubi:*bringing down the sub*Okay. Now give me your credit card.
Metal Claw:*gives credit card to Kyuubi*
Kyuubi:*puts down sub*
Me:Hey look. Nessy's heading my way. What the-
(Land)
Me:*runs toward Kyuubi*Why did ya pull me up?
Kyuubi:You're credit card maxed out.
Voice:Four!
Me and Kyuubi:Owww!
Voice:Oh boys?
Nessie looked at the boys who were bugged eyed. She was playing golf.
Nessie:*blushes*Mind if I play through?
Kyuubi and I:*shakes head no*
Nessie:*goes back into the ocean*
Kyuubi:Did you see that?
Shukaku:I know! That's the worst hole in one I ever seened.
Kyuubi:*slaps forehead*
~Shukaku
