"We are now on the plane," Nekomata said, "What now?"
"Uuhhhh! Since we're in first-class, how about a movie?" Houkou barked.
"Wally!" Misa said eating popcorn. Everyone agreed. During the movie, Kaku whispered to Shukaku.
"Does Wally and Eve remind you of someone..." Kaku chuckled. Shukaku looked at Kyuubi and Misa, Kyuubi giving him a death glare.
"Uh guyssss?" Hachimata stuttered, "I did something..."
"What did you do!?!" Kyuubi yelled. First Shukaku, now this.
"Welll you know I sssssuck at transformations. So I went to the pilots to ask when are we gonna land. The pilots ssssaw a human with three heads, then they jumped out of the plane. Ssssooo we are gonna crash into the ocean."
Instantly, Kyuubi and Houkou raced to the cockpit.
"How do you drive this thing!?!" Houkou asked. Kyuubi pressed buttons randomly accidently pressed the Auto-Pilot button off. Kaku had an idea.
"I'll transform the boat with Misa's help," Kaku said as he got some clay out, "Henge!"
The plane turned into a boat with sailors, wine, and other stuff. Kyuubi wanted to kill both Shukaku and Hachimata now but was cut off with the boys singing.
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Hachimata started sing with Hawaii style clothing.
Hachi:Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
'Causing panic everywhere we go
Party-hardy on Titanic
Shukaku, who was drunk, was drinking the biggest Sake and bumping Houkou and Kyuubi into the water.
Shukaku:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Misa:Come, let us sing the sailor-song
"Must..kill...SHUKAKU!!!" Kyuubi yelled as he rode Houkou onto the boat.
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Misa then grabbed Kyuubi by the neck.
"I thought you were not going to bother me!" Kyuubi said.
"Big brother said plane," Misa smiled evilly, "He didn't say boat>"
Misa:Sailorman, you really turn me on
Now the guys are gone, come let us get it on
Girls like me are pretty hard to find
So if you go, I'll kick your Heiney
Kaku:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Neka:Come, let us sing the sailor-song
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Kyuubi, out of Misa claws, grabbed a kunai and headed for Shukaku.
Kyuubi:Now, let's fight!
Shukaku:Ha, that's not a knife, this is a knife!
Shukaku takes out a katana. Kyuubi and Shukaku fought until there were all tired.
Houkou:Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking, 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Hachi:Come, let us sing the sailor-song
Boys:So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
Shukaku:I'm king of the world!
Misa:Wow, this was great!
Shukaku:Yeah, baby, you can sail my ship!
All:And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you
"This is turning out to be the best vacation ever!" Neka-chan said. Kyuubi groaned.
To be continued...
Sokou's family camping Trip
August 1997
A campfire was brewing as a rooster sat beside it.
Rooster:*sips cofee* Ahh! There's nothing like the peace and quiet of the Great Outdoors.
Sokou:-runs and bumps his dad-Wahhh! Wahhh! Get it off!!!!
Rooster:How about you can be a man and go get some more firewood. There's nothing to be afraid of.
(deep part of forest)
Sokou:There's nothing to be afraid of...*picks up sticks*
Growl!
Sokou:AAAhhhh!*runs and falls into something*What a stupid place to put a hole!
The hole was really footprints. Growls, a srceam in the night, and the video stops there.
Me:What did Sokou see? Could it be the creature known as bigfoot? Today on Mysterious Phenomena of the Unexplained we'll find out.
Voice:MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED!!!!
Me:*looks at book*Bigfoot, sometimes called sasquatch AKA Gigantopithecus, the Florida Skunk ape, and My 5 tailed friend Houkou.
Houkou:*sticks his tounge out and gives a thumbs up as he moves the camara*
Me:But does it really exist?
An orange-green haired man and a blue haired man sits on a now dead tree stump.
Sokou and Kaku
Present day
Sokou:I really did see a Sasquatch.
Growl! Snarl!
Hachimata:*points*That's him!
Me:*off screen*This is Hachimata, Bigfoot expert. We have offered him $10,000 to bring back conclusive evidence of the creatures existence.
Hachimata:You wait here while I go flush him out*runs into cave*
The growling was only a radio. Hachi-san turned it off, then put on a bigfoot suit.
Hachi:All I need to do is let them take my picture and leave a few footprints.
Growl!
Hachi:I thought I turned that darn thing off!
Snarl!
Hachi:*looks up, turns white, and screams like a girl*
Growl!
Sokou:That sounded close.
AAahhhhhhhh!
Kaku:There's two of them.
Hachi pops up from nowhere. Sokou hides.
Kaku:Bigfoot has eaten Hachimata!*runs*
Hachi:Hold on! Come back!
Me:*holds pic of Hachi in Bigfoot suit*Faked photographs like these are a dime a dozen. Until someone actually captures one of these elusive creatures, Bigfoot would remain a
MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED!!!
Houkou:*turns camara towards me*
Me:*chuckles*To think some people believe this hairy freak actually exists.
Bigfoot:GROWLLL!
Me:Uh oh. No stay back. AAAAAHHHHHH! Not the face, not face. Oww, my tail. wwwwwahhhhh!
~Shukaku
Here is human info before ya read. This is what we look like in human to give you a picture:
Kyuubi-Shippuden Sasuke with Red eyes, red cape, blue jeans and black shirt
Shukaku-Shippuden Gaara with blonde hair, yellow eyes, black t-shirt, and red jeans
Nekomata-Sakura with black hair, cat eyes, black wings and white and black robes
Houkou-Neji and Kiba with white hair, black goggles, Rainbow jacket, and ripped up shorts
Kaku-Deidara with blue hair, black eyes, and the same outfit, but with white clouds(the clouds represent clay)
Hachimata-Shino without the glasses, but with brown hair, scaley skin, black eyes, and some gangsta clothes
"Everyone ready?" Kyuubi asked. Shukaku looked worried, "What's wrong?"
Noises were heard from outside-
"WHERE'S KYU-KUN DANG IT!?!"
"I don't know what you're talking about, woman!"
"Hide me!" Kyuubi said as he hid under Houkou, "I'm too young to die!!!!"
Hachimata ran with Misa choking on him. Everyone stared at Shukaku.
"She was gonna kill me if I didn't bring her..." Shukaku stated.
(Airport)
Everyone was about to go on the plane when Nekomata saw some people fighting. She began to sing...
Neka:I don't wanna go another day,
So I'm telling you exactly what is on my mind.
Seems like everybody's breaking up
Throwing their love away,
But I know I got a good thing right here
That's why I say (Hey)
All:Nobody gonna love me better
I must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take me higher
I must stick with you.
You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
The people on the airport loved the music, but was shocked of the crazed fangirl singing.
"I don't know them..." Kyuubi said blushing.
Misa:I don't wanna go another day
So I'm telling you exactly what is on my mind.
See the way we ride in our private lives,
Ain't nobody getting in between.
I want you to know that you're the only one for me (one for me)
And I say
All:Nobody gonna love me better
I must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take me higher
I must stick with you.
You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
Houkou:And now
Ain't nothing else I can need (nothing else I can need)
Hachimata:And now
I'm singing 'cause you're so, so into me.
Misa:I got you,
We'll be making love endlessly.
Kaku:I'm with you (baby, I'm with you)
Baby, you're with me (Baby, you're with me)
All:So don't you worry about
People hanging around,
They ain't bringing us down.
Shukaku:I know you and you know me
And that's all that counts.
All:So don't you worry about
People hanging around,
They ain't bringing us down.
Misa:I know you and you know me
And that's why I say
All:Nobody gonna love me better
I must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take me higher
I must stick with you.
You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
Nobody gonna love us better
We must stick with you forever.
Nobody gonna take us higher
We must stick with you.
Misa:You know how to appreciate me
I must stick with you, my baby.
Nobody ever made me feel this way
I must stick with you.
"Awwwww!" Everyone cooed.
"The song is for me, isn't it?" Kyuubi said.
"Yeah. NOW GET ME SOME POPCORN DANG IT!!!!" Misa yelled as she was grinning like a fox.
Can someone be Misa please?
To be continued...
Hello demonds out there. *stares randomly at demonds standing around* Ya ok then.
Kyuubi: Ok welcome back to the Biju Talk Show!
Neko: I think I say it better...
Kuku: What is today's topic?
Houkou: You didn't get the memo?
Kuku: I just joined this club...
Houkou: Ohhh....right! ^_^"
Shukaku: Today's topic is: What are we going to do in New York???!!!
Houkou: I want to see the Statue of Dog! I mean, Liberty...
Kuku: I wouldn't mind going shopping a little...
Shukaku: Well I haven't seen the broadway showing of "Wicked"
Kyuubi: Well, we have to trick random people too.
Everyone: *nods*
Neko: Well how about this, everyone will post what our plans are for the day! And whoever we all agree on, that will be out schedule!
Houkou: We are going to destroy the city when we're down right?
Kyuubi: Yeah, then get arrested...
Kuku: Then we escape and get some Mcdonalds!
Neko: Sounds fine with me!
Shukaku: Yeah me too!
Kyuubi: Ok, see you next time!
Neko: That's not fair you got to introduce the show!
*starts fighting*
Shukaku: Here we go again...
Kuku: Do they always fight about the show?
Houkou: Yeah...but last time I started the fight...
Alright, we all have to post the schedule for the day! That's an order!
