This is Teh Biju Club
I'm the leader and SandLover13 is the co-leader.
This is an Role Play Club that posts stories that can lead to a multitude of adventures. The stories will get perverted though... so you write a perverted part, you're a perv. So everyone that's written something like that is a perv basically. It won't get that way if you don't want that to happen.
Enjoy yourselves here.

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Draw your character as they were when they were younger (as in the first grade) for the up-incoming story

Point Scores

Nekomata: 15
Houkou: 20
Kaku: 5
Raijuu: 52
Dizzy: 10
Suki: 60
Takahara: 25
Chiyoko: 25
Kenneth: 40
Yami: 15
Kokoro: 20
Izzy: 15
Yoni: 15
Dutch: 25
Joe: 20
Meeko: -
Kayo: 10
Getsu: 5
Yojo: 5
Ryo: -

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Rookie - Starting
Ally - 10
Animal (The animal demon you have) - 30
Half Demon - 65
Demon - 80
Biju - 100
Biju Sibling (Only for the siblings of biju ex. Misa, Kai, and Chiyoko currently) - 100
Legendary 9 Member (Only for members of the legendary 9) - 120
Biju King (Only for Kyuubi though) - Unavailable

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External Image

DeidaraNarutoClan(Kyuubi ♂)-King Of Biju/Leader
SandLover13(Shukaku ♂)- Legendary 9 Member/Co-Leader(?)

Other Members:
gaaragirl911(Nekomata ♀)-Ally
Hikari Mogami(Houkou ♂)-Ally
gaara is cool135(Kaku ♂)-Rookie
vdr-07(Raijuu ♂)-Half Demon [Weasel]
firestar95(Dizzy ♀)-Ally
Sasukelover001(Suki ♀)-Wolf
imouto chan(Takahara ♀)-Ally
Otomi Babii(Chiyoko ♀)-Ally
Naomi Bear(Kenneth ♂)-Cheetah
Luna chan(Kokoro ♀)-Ally
Emo Biznich(Izzy ♀)-Rookie
wolfdemonchild9(Yoni ♀)-Ally
dutch13(Dutch ♂)-Ally
simplebeast231(Joe ♂)-Ally
animelover7310(Meeko ♀)-Rookie
littlepooch(Kayo ♀)-Rookie
AngelsCryTo(Getsu ♀)-Rookie
infernoboy10(Yojo ♂)-Rookie
garurumonchan(Tsuki♀)-Rookie

Now Handing out Pre-made OCs for Teh Biju Club
Current Ocs:
Isonade (Male-3 tailed Turtle)
SojiRem Hachimata Hachibi (Male-8 tailed Snake)
SojiRem Kai (Male-10 tailed Wolf)
Naomi Bear Yurikami (Female-2 tailed Bobcat)
ajLOVEStobiRosie (Female-1 tail Skunk)
Ryochi30 Taylor (Male-1 tail Dog)
Sokou (Male-4 tailed Rooster)
Maddison (Female-3 tailed Squirrel)

Biju Song:Hit Them Up Style(Opps!)

Here is our song explaining between us and our jinchuriki sung by me, Shukaku:

(Verse 1)
While they were scheming
I was a demon in the Beamer
Just beamin'
Can't believe that
The jinchuriki are cheatin'
So I found another way
To make them pay for it all
So I went
To the forest
On a killing spree-a
And on the way
I grabbed Kyuubi and Neka
And as Houkou started barkin'
I thought everything away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams
They used to say
(Oops)
There goes the time
We spent away
(Oops)
There goes the power we had
But they cheated on us
And that's worth that now
(Oops)
There goes the minds
We made a home
(Oops)
There goes they'll never
Leave us alone
For all the lies they told
This is what they owe

Chorus:
Hey Biju
When your hosts
Wanna get buckwild
Just go back and
Hit 'em up style
Put your claws on they're minds
And spend it to the last dime
For all the hard times
Oh
When you control then
Everything goes
From the crib to the ride
And the clothes
So you better let them know that
If they messed up
You gotta hit 'em up

Verse 2:
While the was braggin'
I was coming down the hill
And just draggin'
All they're personalities in the bag and
Ate everything there till
There was just nothin' left

And I paid
All the bills about
A month too late
It's a shame we have
To play these games
The fun we had
Just fades away, away

(Oops)
There goes the dreams
They used to say
(Oops)
There goes the time
We spent away
(Oops)
There goes the power we had
But they cheated on us
And that's worth that now
(Oops)
There goes the minds
We made a home
(Oops)
There goes they'll never
Leave us alone
For all the lies they told
This is what they owe

[Chorus 2 times]

All of the dreams you sold
Left us out in the cold
What happened to the days
When we used to
Trust each other
And all of the things I told
Will take you until you get old
To get 'em back without me
'Cause it might be better
Than money or sex

Chorus

Hey Biju
Hey Biju
Hey Biju

Well if they mess up,
ya gotta hit them up!

What do ya think?

~Shukaku

Biju Talk Show

Neko: Ok, this is the Biju Talk Show!

Kyuubi: Shouldn't I be announcing that?

Neko:...Um...I don't know.

Shukaku: What's today's topic?

Neko: The other demons.

Houkou: Um ok...What about them?

Neko: It's to help get more attention to them.

Shukaku: Yeah like how no one's going to be Hachimata.

Kyuubi: That's not true! He has the same right to be chosen as the rest.

Shukaku: He's an eight headed snake! What the heck does that even look like??

Houkou: This...

Everyone: O_o

Neko: Um, let's just pretend that never was brought up.

Everyone: Agreed!

*buzzer goes off*

Kyuubi: Either that's my oven, or we're out of time.

Houkou: Well I guess this is good-bye! See you all tomorrow!

Neko: Hey that's my line!

Kyuubi: You got to say the beginning! It's only fair!

*Houkou, Neko, and Kyuubi start fighting*

Shukaku: Cat fight!

The Biju list

Okay guys. My name's Shukaku and welcome to my bud Kyuubi's Biju club.-gasp-
I can't belive it! My buddy is my rival? Oh well. Anyway, here is a list of what I like to call the Legendary 9. It includes how many tails, First name, last name, who is the biju, what animal, what position, and some info. This is the final list. After this, I'll post the new demons on as well:

One Tailed-
Name:Shukaku Ichibi
Animal:Tanuki or Raccoon
User:SandLover13
Position:Co-Leader
Info:This demon is sealed within Gaara of the Desert, because of this Gaara has the ability to control the sand around him. Other translations include: Shukaku, One tailed Shukaku, Tanuki.

Two Tailed-
Name: Nekomata Nibi
Animal:Cat
User:gaaragirl911
Position:Rookie
Info:The only female in the legendary 9. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet. The pet of the god of Death. It gathers vengeful spirits. Sealed in jinchuriki Yugito

Three Tailed-
Name:Isonade Sanbi
Animal:Turtle or fish(can't decide)
User:???
Position:???
Info:It has sharply-pointed horns. It is not part of a jinchuriki, so it's not good at keeping its power under control. It had fought Deidara and was struck down by Deidara's exploding clay fish thing. Now captured and sealed from the Akatsuki. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Four Tailed-
Name:Sokou Yonbi
Animal:Reptile(I dunno which one)
User:???
Position:???
Info:In body of old man jinchuriki. It uses lava to melt everything. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Five Tailed-
Name: Houkou Gobi
Animal:Dog
User:Hikari Mogami
Position:Rookie
Info:Very loyal. Chases Neka-chan. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Six Tailed-
Name:Raijuu Rokubi
Animal:Weasel
User:???
Position:???
Info:This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Seven Tailed-
Name:Kaku Shichibi
Animal:Badger
User:???
Position:???
Info:Has been mistaken for shukaku most of the time cause people call tanukis raccoons or badgers. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Eight Tailed-
Name:Hachimata Hachibi
Animal:Snake
User:???
Position:???
Info:People say he might have a connection with Orochimaru. This demon has not featured in the Naruto series as of yet.

Nine Taiiled-
Name:Kyuubi Yoko
Animal:Fox
User:DeidaraNarutoClan
Position:Leader
Info:This demon is sealed within Uzumaki Naruto who has incredible stamina and can summon large amounts of the Kyuubi's chakra. However Naruto has not yet learned how to fully control the awesome power of Kyuubi. Other translations include: Kyuubi, Nine Tailed Demon Fox, Kitsune.

And here are some other demons:

One tailed-
Name:Misa Ichibi
Animal:Tanuki
User:???
Position:???
Info:Little sister of Shukaku. Kind, caring, strong. Loves Kyuubi to death. Named after Miso ramen. OC of SandLover13.

No tailed-
Name:Subuku no Naara or Naara Uzumaki
Animal:Fox/tanuki mostly human
User:???
Position:???
Info:Half Gaara and half Naruto but no relation to the two what so ever. He is part of Akatsuki and is sending reports about Isonade constantly. Big brother of Jess and OC of SandLover13

Two tailed-
Name:Asura Azuki
Animal:Part husky, part wolf
User:???
Position:???
Info:Students of other tailed wovles and Houkou. Has bow and arrows. Her rival is Nekomata. OC of SandLover13

And a half animal OC by Kyuubi:

-Only Two Tails by transformation, yet has cat ears
Name: Sosha Kuma
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Village: Mist
User:???
Position:???
Info: He has a kekkei genkai that allows him to transform into stuff without wasting chakra, but he can only turn into a two tailed cat (not like the demon). He was bitten by Orochimaru close to when the Kaguya were eliminated. Somehow over the years the curse mark turned level two on it's own. He is currently trying to get the curse mark off. (He has a bad temper, so the curse gets released that way. During the curse mark stage he's a wolf-like demon)

So pick one of the demons. To create one, follow the format I showed you OR if you are a half demon, do a profile like you do it for humans except add animal in it. If it's okay, someone do a fanart of the whole biju club please. Also, please give me more info.

~Shukaku

Summer Vacation the Musical Part 1

Kyuubi was just your average kistune. He is sealed in our favorite knuckleheaded ninja. But today, he was going to his Biju club. Shukaku, Nekomata, and Houkou was waiting for Kyuubi in black leather jackets and sunglasses. They were gonna put new members in, but they were scared. So...

Kyuubi:We Told ya Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In our Eyes And our Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It

"What's up?" Shukaku said as he gave Kyuubi a High-claw.

"Nothing much..." Kyuubi answered.

Shukaku:You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Kyuubi:Just Beat It

All:Beat It

Kyuubi:Beat It

All:Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated

Shukaku:Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight

Kyuubi:It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

All:Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

"Hey!" Houkou barked to the 2 biju, "What about us rookies?"

Neka:We're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be Demon
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It

Houkou:You Have To Show us That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
We'll Kick You, Then We Beat You,
Then We'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Neka:Just Beat It

All:Beat It

Neka:Beat It

All:Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated

Houkou:Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight

Neka:It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

All:Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

"Now that we finished our song," Kyuubi gasped for breath, "What do ya wanna do?"

"How about we go on a vacation with all of the demons?" Nekomata said.

"That's a good idea. Where to?" Kyuubi asked.

"Hong kong!" Houkou barked as he wagged his tail.

"New york City!!" Shukaku added.

"Cat Utopia!" Everyone looked at the two-tailed cat, "I mean Italy?"

"I say France." Kyuubi stately said. Everyone argued.

Vote for:
Hong Kong, China
New York, New York
Greece, Italy
or Paris, France

To be continued...

The Demon Trio theme song:Rappers Delight

Okay. This is my band. Kyuubi, me Shukaku, and Demon Sasuke. If ya don't know who he is, it's the level 2 cursemark sasuke with big hands for wings. Anyway, I will post up our songs from our band. This song was when we were humans. I hope ya like this one:

Kyuubi-i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am Kyuubi and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man shank
come on, shank, sing that song

Me-check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got three big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master see, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

Demon Sasuke-well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a s with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master see
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the darn ya start doin the freak
i said darn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of black eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me Kyuubi what are you waitin for?

Kyuubi-i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what konoha we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat

[funk music]

Kyuubi-i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named shank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on shank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

Me-well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three sks
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker sks try to prove a point
we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said darn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of Jessie Jane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house

Demon Sasuke-it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the movies
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder kike
come on Kyuubi do what ya like

Kyuubi-like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on make the make the people move

Me-i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
a big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god darn word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a master see am I mellow?
its on you so whatcha gonna do

Demon Sasuke-well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most
its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face
like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down
like comin alive to the master see
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the master see
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master see its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off
i got right on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the master see you see
the brother who rocks so viciously

That was the longest rap ever in history. Actually, i think it's one of the first raps by the SugarHill gang called Rappers Delight. No wonder they seperated it into 2 parts...

~Shukaku