As joe is making his check list for the big move I do belive you'll want to read this as it totally characterises joe.
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Sitting at his table I laided out the things that I would need. After a while I crossed out what i really wouldn't need. the end result look like this-
[x]Clothes
[x]matches
[XX]Gasoline
[x]spare toilet
[x]Propane (for a slow burn)
[x]Butane
[x]nitrogen peroxide and Hydrazine
[x]gunpower
[x]Giant Bacon monster detector
[x]fireworks
[x]Illegal fireworks(It's best if it's illegal... in more than nine countrys)
[x]M80'sDynamite
[x]Flying monkey cages
[x]Shining flying momkey cages
[x]evil shining flying mom-in-lawkeys cages
[x]Jackass DVD (inspiration)
[x]3 cans of Axe (persperation)
[x]baseball bat (anticipation)
[ ]Car sized ballista (won't fit in the room, I'll build one when i get there)
[x]Man sized water balloons
[x]2 6 foot odatchi
[x]1 9 foot odatchi
[ ]Evidence of Bigfoot
[x]World largest nickel
[x]anti-evil-corn-monster chainsaw
[x]stain remover (...)
[x]Ipod (what go with out my tunes? are you crazy?)
[x]my pet ham dog, Steak
Packing my bags I went out of my house and turned out the door.
I going to have to take a train... cause i'm not getting this into a airport...
Maybe if I left the clothes...
"Wake up! I don't want you sleeping in my house again all day!!! Kayo!!!!" I blinked my eyes open to see Kara standing over me. "What a pleasant surprise..." I mumbled. She just rolled her eyes.
"Aren't you supposed to go to Kyuubi?" She said with her hands on her hips. "Yha yha I'm goin'....Later Kara." I waved and jumped out the window. "Whatever..." I heard her say and slam the window close.
Now...What way did he say to go?(Kayo's horrible with directions -_-') "May be...No...." What did he say...I even had him tell me twice! I picked up the pace since he told me to meet at his house today.
I was a new member of his club. I heard some noise up a head and ran toward it. Whew. I found it...Not very many people here..."KYUUBI!!!! KYUUUUUUUUUBI!!!!!!!" I yelled not really knowing what he looked like. "Ky-" "I'm right here..." "OH! Hi! I'm-" "Kayo...Yes...I know...And I heard you the first time..." He sounded annoyed...
"Where is everyone?" I asked. "Packing...You should go back and pack to if your coming." "No prob! I don't have much and its all in my back pack." I said patting my black pack. He sighed and nodded and walked off to talk to other people.
-Kayo-
Errr hope that was good! ^^'
Shu-koi and I made it back at Kyuubi's house, suitcases in Shu-koi's hands. We walked in through the doorway and heard a few voices. I figured some bijuu were done packing before me. My stomach started rumbling but I wasn't hungry. I was quite full. I suddenly took one of my bags from Shu-koi and told him to go ahead into the living room while I make my way to the bathroom. He frowned.
"Is everything okay, Yuri?" he asked staring at me.
"Sure! I'm fine dear. Just... a little... uh. I'm fine!" I smiled. He had a face and nodded.
"Okay. Just hurry for me." Shukaku said, heading to the living room. Holding my stomach with one hand and my bag with the other, I went into the bathroom. There was a huge mirror in front of me when I walked in. Looking into the mirror, I looked at myself. Then I placed my bag on the floor. I noticed that my chest area have gotten bigger and my trunk back there got more junk. (( lol!! )) Then there's the prego stomach. The key signature of people knowing that you're with a child. Since I was having triplets, my stomach was huge.
"The triplets are due soon..." I told myself. Suddenly, I had a crazy idea.
"Hmmm... I can't work under this condition... Well in this shape, that is." I smiled. I stood back from the mirror. Quickly and swiftly, I swung my leg back and put my hands together. I closed my eyes. My hair and clothing then started to flow upwards with an orange glow around me, then a red glow. I was focusing my chakra. I have stored a lot of chakra within me which is used for emergancies, but I guess it wouldn't hurt. I quickly did a lot of hands signs and popped open my eyes. A big "POOF!" sounded off and orange-ish/red-ish smoke filled the bathroom. I coughed, waving my hand around to help clear the smoke. Once the smoke cleared, I looked at myself once again in the huge mirror. I smiled. I glanced at my slim stomach I once had. A few pounds was also taken off. My neko ears and tail showed.
"No more prego stomach! Well for now... At least it will be more easier to walk around on the job, nya!" I giggled. "Hmmmm... Lets see. Okay this jutsu wears off in about a week or so. And the triplets are due... wait.. when ARE they due nya? Damn! How could I forget? ... sigh. I'll just ask Shu-koi later nya..." I said to myself. I then pulled out some clothes out my bag. These Prego clothes weren't working for my shape. I pulled out my Denim Blue Ripped Skinny Jeans, Black Air Force 1 stiletto boots, a black left hand fingerless fashion glove, and my yellow torn "NEKO GURL" Kitty Kat shoulder shirt and place them on. Then I put my hair in a low ponytail. I looked good! Especially with my new curves. I really didn't know why I was dressing up anyway. Kyuubi was probably going to give us uniforms. Heh. I guess getting dressed up is just me!
I cleaned up after myself and headed to the living room. I sneeked up on Shu-koi while he was sitting down on the couch and hugged him from behind. I'm guessing that he didn't feel a oversized stomach on his back so he turned around quickly.
"Yuri! ... The jutsu." he said surprisedly at first but then dropped his tone.
"Yupp!! Just trying to move around more on the job, nya!" I smiled sweetly at him. Then I went off to mingle with the other bijuu. There was still more I didn't reconized...
Continue??
♥ Yuri
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Me: Wow Yuri...
Yuri: What?? YOU'RE the one making the story!
Me: Oh yeah... Well there you go folks! Believe it or not Yuri still doesn't know many of you.
Yuri: *nodd agreeingly*
Me: So if you want you could talk to her until more memebers join the story line. ^^
ok i went out of the kitchen and went up to a women with her face behind a menu."may i take your order?", i asked. she said, "yes, i would like a big plait of jerky and a small plait of jerky. the she put down the menu and i saw suki. that was weird. i asked why she wanted a small plait too. she pointed to the other side of the booth and a little fox was sitting on the leather seat.
"uncle dutch?" it said, I jumped with a quick shout and next thing i knew i had my face in some gravel. I Looked up and saw kyuubi standing infront of me. i scrambled up and staired at her stomach. i felt it with her about to bust a gut and i asked, "is tansei still in there?". twiching with anger she said,"no he went to florida. YES HES STILL IN HERE YOU BAKA". "thank god it was a dream", i said. she looked puzzled and looked puzzled and i told her what happend. she bunch my stomach and said, "your twisted". i climbed back in my jeep and just sat there waiting for everyone else.
dutch
someone continue, ya i needed to fix my mistake so ya. i tried to match sukis personality the best i could. ^ ^ i think i did good.XD
"Joe."
I looked out from my stand, but the pool was empty... Where were the nosiy violent kids? more importantly where was my privite bar!?!
"JOE."
and then I saw a little girl standing by the pool
"What your name?"I asked.
"JOE,BAKA TARE! GET UP!"
Everything went dark and i relized that like all the other endings of all good things in my life, I had woken up. Not wanting to get up and rolled over and said,"Busu, leave me alone."
Suki, not only severly pissed but pregnent as well, deiceded to use measures i can describe to any girl, and any guy already knows what I'm talking about.
WHAM!!!
(Note to self, never piss off pregnent biju, EVER!)
Immediately hitting the floor and going through my entire stock of R-rated words I procided to on to NC-17.
"Get to Kyuubi's baka."
"Yes marm",was all I could get out.
