Joe chuckles “ when you, lets see here, 350 years old? Little off? Whatever,anyways, when your about 350 years old you seen enough of the world to find that laughing is one of the greatest pastimes.”
“Indeed”
Joe smiles,”So hows life?”
Suki burst out in laughter,”You still say that! You never change! I bet you still listen to Beethoven!”
“Nope I moved up continually from Beethoven to Led Zeppelin to Queen to Nirvana to Arctic Monkeys.”
Suki shook her head.”You”
“You," retorted Joe and continued,“I saved your dark side the other day.”
“Really?”
“Gothica was getting here butt kick by my dark side. She wasn't even 6 feet close landing a hit.”
Suki looked at Joe worried. Gothica wasn't exactly that slow and the speed Joe was talking about had the air of that it wasn't much. What did this reflect on his power?
“Since your wondering, yes I'm fast but I never got over the ,um, grace bit.”
“how...”
“You have the same poker face.”
silence ruled except for the bubbles for a good 5 min.
“Ow” muttered Suki
Joe yawned,”I'm the only one that knows, don't worry.”
“Well, we don't all have the ability look at bullets with no change in anything.”
“Well, if you played as long as I have you'd know that all hand ar-”
“Don't brag on your nonexistent skills in poker. You brag on everything. You don't know me that well anymore!”
Joe smiled and pulled out some Beef Jerky.
Suki squirmed.”I hate you, now pass it over!”
“No! You insulted me. Get you own smurf.”
Piss off factor resulting form the “short” retort (though trust me, Suki has never had to work hard on her ducking ability) Suki's one tail started to showing. The hot tubs only other occupant miraculously disappeared. Suki looked and found him chewing behind her. He smiled and disappeared again.
“Ow” said Joe. Suki looked around and found he had tripped on a hose near the tub.
This was to much for Suki, she couldn't stop laughing.
“Still Joe, aren't you.”
Joe sighs.
Ugh... I can't believe everything that has gone on... I got confused off my rocker (that sounded like a stoner joke...) and got writer's block and got lost on what the crap was happening... The inner Kyuubi inside me is really p***ed at what's going on right now...
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After what had been going on, not only was I stressed out but felt like a mess. I walked around and Dutch told me of his party... but I couldn't go. I found a letter Yuri put and it was inviting everyone. Maybe I should tell them... yeah, that'd be a good idea-
"Kyuubi! Kyuubi! We have a problem!" Sokou called, running up to me fast and in a serious tone.
"What Sokou?" I asked.
"Shukaku... his chakra... it's gone and... replaced... by something else... something bad!" Sokou explained.
"What?!" my eyes widened.
"Come, I'll show you, you can feel for yourself!" Sokou said, running off in the direction of where the others were.
I followed him quickly. This was not turning out well...
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Shut up, I know it's short. Don't judge me
-Kyuubi no Yoko
Hope you like it *crosses fingers*
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Something evil was taking place and Joe could not make up his mind what to do. He was at a juncture in which a wrong move could mean some of the largest consequences he had faced in a while.
“hhhhmmm...Snickers or milk duds? Or Hershey's? And then there's a milky way! But then let's not forget M&Ms! Melts in your mouth, Not in your hands! I told Marshall that it would be a great stage name! His name is!”
Joe was at a resort picking his candy. This is one of the few things that are easier done than said. As far as the US government is concered Joe had a few offshore friends that owed him a favor or six and a several 7-figure accounts in swiss and German banks, just like any fine businessman. He did not blow up a corrupt Californian industry causing a the owner of a local suite to leave with out notice and be gone for several weeks before he realizes that he has to pay for all the room service he didn't use and the strange acid marks on the floor. But thats not the point sooooo, Joe picked the Skittles was heading toward a hot tub and passed a conversation .
“Gothica... she's my dark side," said the Suki.
“Avoid conflict, Joe. They're not happy”,I muttered. "speaking of which maybe i should have got some beef jerkey... nah should would have smelt it..."
Reaching the blessed hot tub Joe sunk in, watching the local volcano.
“3...2...1...” Timing the eruption perfectly Joe sighed. “he's trying to get out already...”
This bad news apparently conceded with with Suki and she stepped into the hot tub as well.
“I'll let them hammer it out, I'm tired” she muttered
“Sup Suki,” said I.
After leaping 3 feet out of the tub Suki realized I was another biju with eye equally weird looking to hers. I'll admit the Houkagan were weird in power but she may have me beat in that respect.
“Who, are you?”
“I'm Joe, The weird one. Don't you remember? Minamoto Yoshitsune's military 1 class? I sat next to you.”
“O yeah, good times, good times...”
The End and next time
“YOUR ALIVE!!!”
-Joe
Aww man, I forgot to come here so often. It's just too many darks and all...And I'm also saying hi to the new Sokou. Hi Sokou!!!^^
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I don't remember a thing. One minute, I was trying to save the biju from Dark Teme. The next I'm preparing for a beach party. I didn't even want to go to Hawaii in the first place. The only things that made me come is the biju, the sake, and Yuri.
"Biju, Yuri, Biju, Yuri, GAAAAHHHH!" I said as I looked between my tux and my regular clothes. If I go to the beach party, I will miss Yuri's crowning. I promised her that I'll be the best boyfriend to her. But if I go to Yuri's party, not only will the club miss me but I was afraid. What if I mess up? What if I grow or turned tanuki without realizing it? What if her grandfather hates me? There was only one thing left to do and I hated to do it.
"D.Shukaku, come out!" I commanded. My dark self emerged after months of prisonment inside me. He was now only my shadow.
"What do YOU want?" D.Shukaku scowled in his animal voice.
"I'm going to Yuri's party. While I'm gone, I want you to transform into me and go to the beach party. This is the only time I'm letting you out. Don't you dare do anything wrong!!!" I said as I put on my tux and red tie.
"What about you? Last time you were on a date with Yuri, you turned into your human-sized tanuki form and scared most of the humans." D.Shukaku chuckled. I glared.
"Well at least I don't spill blood EVERY single day! Now would you please do this for me?" I stamped my foot. D.Shukaku sighed as he transformed into me and took out his dark chakra.
"What the hell's wrong with you!?! You never acted like this before!"
"I made a promise to not only my student Jess, but to my girlfriend, Yuri, that I will be good. Now leave!" I teleported to where Yuri was.
~D. Shukaku
What's wrong with my good half. We were always together doing bad stuff until Yuri came along! Ever since, Shukaku and I spilt into light and dark. I sighed again.
"You'll regret your decision, baka." I said before my dark voice went hidden. I was going to torture him. Not only was I going to rampage the beach party, I was going to transform Shukaku into the giant tanuki he is without him noticing. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Please continue?
Yep it's going to be trouble and nobody would know the difference.
~Shukaku
~D.Shukaku
I was chillin by the pool next to Gothica trying to get a tan when it hit me like a ton of bricks. "I FORGOT THE PARTY!" i shouted. everyone looked at me. I explained, the beach party we were going to have got canceled cause of the Darks. "OH ya we forgot about that. tell ya what ill help you set it up" Riajuu said. I told him thanks and kyuubi and shukaku offered to spread the word. We went up to my room me and Raijuu and we got the stuff and put it on the beach. Raijuu told me to wait and i did as he ran off. He came back on the beach with a truck. We loaded the stuff into the back. gothica and me raod on the tail gate as we went down the beach and kokoro was riding shotgun. we went for miles until we hit jungle and found a river going to the ocean. we looked up the side of the mountain and saw a waterfall. at the bottom was a big pool surrounded by boulders. The water was going over a couple boulders and went to the ocean. It was perfect. I set up, a frier and a grill. Raijuu set up torches and lawn chairs. After that we set up a volleyball net while gothica and kokoro chatted on the tail gate of the truck. We walked over to them and looked at what we did and we had to say it looked good. I said, "its missing one thing, ya i have a radio at my room ill go get it and tell kyuubi where it is". I sprouted wings and took off. I found kyuubi talking to Ijioi and yoni. I told him. Go right and go down the beach for 10 miles till you find the party. i flew back to the party area. I landed at the edge of the ocean fell on my back. The waves ran up just above my head and i just laid there resting.
Gothica came over and sat next to me.
DUTCH.
someone continue. every biju invided. LETS PARTY
