Here are the new members before ya read this:
Eka (called Eka-san)/ Two tailed wolf demon, girl w/ blue eyes, long brown hair, white t-shirt and blue jeans, tails show.
peillii = Chii/Cat demon, girl w/ short pink hair, cat eyes, blue sweater, white skirt
DEIDARATOBICLAN = Tara/7 tailed white leopard demon, girl with silver/white short hair black t-shirt, navy blue jacket hood up to hide ears, blue jeans, grayish yellow eyes
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I was on my bed, reading the note that Hachi gave everyone.
Dear Everyone,
Going to Spa. See ya in 2 days. I'll call you when I need help.
Your Buddy,
Hachimata
As I lay on my pillow, staring at the ceiling bored, Misa was eating rice balls the shape of a fox. Then the phone rang.
"I get it!" Misa yelled loudly. She picked up the phone and started talking. I listened.
"Hi Buddy! Who are you? Eka-San. That's a pretty name. I'm Misa! Uh huh. Uh huh. Sure you can have a block party in my house. I'm all alone."
My little sister is a liar. Now I have to stay here in order to protect Misa. The doorbell rang. I rushed to the door and answered it. A girl with short pink hair, cat eyes, blue sweater, and white skirt.
"Hi ya! I'm Chii. Is the party here?" Chii meowed. Great. A pink cat.
"Big Brother, can I be here alone? I'm old enough." Misa insisted. I couldn't take the cute eyes.
"Sure. Don't destroy the house and save me some pizza."
"Yay! C'mon Chii. Let's order some pizza." Misa grabbed Chii as they slammed the door. I was alone in the streets.
(Misa)
"You call." Chii said to Misa. Misa picked up the phone.
"I want Pepperoni pizza with extra cheese please."
"How many pies?"
"5,000."
"That'll be about $456.78."
"Thank you!"
"Why that many pies?" Chii asked as Misa hanged up the phone.
"10 for us. And 4,990 for big brother."
"Wow. No wonder your bro is huge in the anime." Chii was amazed.
(Me)
I was just walking on the street for something to do when I looked at a girl with silver white short hair, a navy jacket with the hood up, blue jeans, and grayish yellow eyes. This might be the girl for me.
"Hello. My name is Tara. Have you seen a pink headed girl and a brown headed girl?"
I was drooling, but I nodded.
"Can I have your name?" Tara asked.
"Shukaku. You're prettiful." Tara blushed. Finally, my pick up lines work!
To be continued...
~Shukaku
I woke up at 11:00 P.M. So far my life is kinda good. I went to a bar to get sake when I bumped into a white haired boy with blue eyes, rainbow jacket, and ripped up shorts.
"Sorry there." I said. I gotta stop bumping into people...
"It's okay dude. I'm Houkou."
"Shukaku. Anyway, wanna drink sake?" I asked. Houkou said he never tried it. I gasped.
"You never tried the world's most beautiful drink!?! Ya gotta have some." I carried Houkou to the bar.
At the bar, Houkou was poking at the bottle while I found Kaku and Hachi in the next table.
"What'sssssss up?" Hachi asked. Kaku shushed him. He looked very worried.
"The king of Biju is coming." Kaku explained, "If he sees new biju like you, he'll beat you up."
"One question, What's a biju?" I asked. Hachi slapped his forehead.
"It'ssss ussssss, you baka."
I can't believe that I'm a biju. Wait a minute. I can't believe Houkou drank 10 bottles of sake. He grabbed me onto the kareoke stage.
Shukaku:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Houkou:My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Shukaku:Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Houkou:Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Houkou:Break it down! Stop, Houkou time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Shukaku:Break it down! Stop, Demon time!
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Shukaku:Break it down! Stop, Houkou time!
Houkou:Every time you see me
Shukaku:Houkou's just so hype
Houkou:I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Shukaku:Now why would he ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
Houkou:I've toured around the world, from Suna to the Bay
It's "Houkou, go Houkou, MC Houkou, yo Houkou"
And the rest can go and play
Both:You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Suddenly, a boy with black hair and a red cape grabbed me by the neck. I put him into a head lock. That led into a wrestling match. After that, I got out of the stage very pissed and talked to Hachi.
"Who the heck was he?"
"That'sssss Kyuubi. King of the Biju..."
"I'll see you in your funeral..." Kaku said.
And then out from nowhere a guy with yellow spikey hair , yellow jacket, a black shorts jumped out.
"Someone is gonna die? Cool!" I slapped my forehead.
To be continued...
P.S. Since Raijuu is here, he would look like Minato and because I'm nice, he went into Misa's baggage to go to New York.
~Shukaku
"Life sucks. Childhood sucks. The Kazekage sucks. I hate my life!" I yelled as I banged my cage. All I needed to do was to protect a baby. And where did I end up? Being a tanuki, going into a teapot, going into my crush's stomach, and then sealed inside a red headed boy.
"Well," I said to myself, "Might as well make this cage a perfect home..." With that, I went to the city before me. It wasn't like what I dreamed of. The city was like a mix between New York and Las Vegas, only it was always night time. Shadowopolis it was called. I went into a pub where there was sake and a woman with blue hair. I wanted to flirt with her.
"So, I must be inside an oven cuz' you Baby are so hot!" I said smirking.
"I'm a boy..." The blue haired man with a black cloak and cream clouds on it said, holding his anger.
"Sorry." I apoligized. He looked like a girl to me...
"By the way, I'm Kaku the Badger." Kaku said proudly.
"Hey! You have half my name!" I yelled hyperly, "I'm Shukaku the Sand Spirit."
Kaku looked at me strangely, then finally spoke.
"Are ya new here?"
".........yes."
"Come with me tommarow at 8 P.M. Until then, I'll go shopping with you."
I didn't know what was happening, but I liked it so far. Kaku and I went to Hot Topic to pick out some clothing. We were at a t-shirt rack when someone with 2 heads jumped out of it. He was a brown headed man with beautiful black eyes, scaley skin, and gangsta clothes. I like this guy.
"Jusssst the guy I'm looking for..." The man said. I knew he was a snake, "Who isssssss he?"
"Shukaku, meet Hachimata the 8 headed snake," Kaku introduced both of us, "We call him Hachi for short."
"Sssssorry about this look," Hachi said emmbarassed, "I was trying to Henge, but I ssssuck at it."
"Did you focus?" I asked.
"Well, no."
"Sigh. In order to transform, one must have all focus. I know cuz' I'm a tanuki." I explained. I didn't know I was THAT smart.
"Thankssss." Hachi said, "Also I'm hiding from fangirlsss. I hate my eyessss."
"Ooookay...Anyway," Kaku wanted to change the subject, "I have black and red clothing. So can we go to Walmart?"
"Yes."
"Yesssss."
So the three of us went to Walmart. I bought a flat screen tv. Kaku picked a cd player with stereo. And Hachi had a PS2 and a Xbox 360. This was fun...for now.....
To be continued...
~Shukaku
Me:Today on...
Voice:MYSTERIOUS PHENOMENA OF THE UNEXPLAINED.
Me:Live actual footage of Loch Ness Monster!!!!XD Hachi?
Hachi:Here they are folksss. Loch Ness Monssster!
-rock and roll is heard-
Band:Are you ready to rock with the Loch?
Crowd:Yeah!!!!
Me:Are you in Scotland, Hachi?
Hachi:No, I'm in Michigan.
Sign says:Gone to Scotland. Be back in 2 hours.
(Scotland)
Me:Okay. Where's a Nessy expert where ya need one?
Voice:Four!
Me:*gets hit by a golfball*
Kyuubi:Why are you in Scotland?
Me:Kyuubi! Can ya help me find Nessy? Money is no object...*holds up credit card*
Kyuubi:*thinking*Sucker! *out loud* Look into the telescope.
Me:I don't see anything!!!
Kyuubi:You have to pay first.
Me:*pays, then sees a finger wiggling in the glass*Okay genious. You try.
Kyuubi:*sees a picture of Nessy that I'm holding up*OMG! It's Nessy. I found it! *bumps me into ocean*
Me:*splashes in water*Hey! I'm a paying customer.
(Boat)
Kyuubi:*puts scuba gear on me* If ya looking for Nessy, you have to get wet.
Me:*breathes heavily*Air! I need air!!!
Kyuubi:Air is extra.
Me:*pays then goes under water*
Kyuubi:At this rate, I can put a restraining order on Misa!
Voice:Four!
Kyuubi:Oww!*presses the Air button to off*
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Submerine)
Kyuubi:*bringing down the sub*Okay. Now give me your credit card.
Metal Claw:*gives credit card to Kyuubi*
Kyuubi:*puts down sub*
Me:Hey look. Nessy's heading my way. What the-
(Land)
Me:*runs toward Kyuubi*Why did ya pull me up?
Kyuubi:You're credit card maxed out.
Voice:Four!
Me and Kyuubi:Owww!
Voice:Oh boys?
Nessie looked at the boys who were bugged eyed. She was playing golf.
Nessie:*blushes*Mind if I play through?
Kyuubi and I:*shakes head no*
Nessie:*goes back into the ocean*
Kyuubi:Did you see that?
Shukaku:I know! That's the worst hole in one I ever seened.
Kyuubi:*slaps forehead*
~Shukaku
"Land. We reached land!!!" Hachi said as he kissed the ground. He was in a transformation accident. Misa was still sobbing.
"Now what?" Kaku said as he flicked his hair. The only one not here is our favorite funky tanuki, "And where's Shukaku?"
"Must get CD before everyone hears it..." Kyuubi muttered as he went on the opposite direction. Houkou, Hachi, and Neka went to find Shukaku. Poor Kaku was with Misa.
(Time Square)
"Wow the streets are crowded," Neka said uneasily.
"Hope he isn't drunk..." Houkou said, "If he loses his mind, not only would he turn back into demon, but he'll be more worse than Misa."
Just then a familiar voice was heard.
"Hey baby. Do ya have *hic* a map? Cuz' I get lost in your eyes."
"There he isss." Hachi yelled as he went inside the pub.
"Hey snakey. Come and give meh some Sake." Shukaku hiccuped. Hachi was furious.
"DON'T CALL ME SSSNAKEY!!!" Hachi yelled and tackled the drunken tanuki. He then was beaten up and very ill.
"Your turn." Hachi said to Houkou, then fainted.
"Okay. I'M the only one who can save him." Neka announced, "Oh Shukaku-Kun!"
"Whoa Neka. I think heaven's lost an angel." Shukaku grinned evilly.
"Oh really?" Neka said. She hit Shukaku with a frying pan.
"I seem to lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Shukaku said as he fainted.
(Back at the docks)
Kaku was a little worried at first. Then he had an idea.
"What do you wanna do, Misa?"
"Can we go to the big Toys R Us?" Misa asked.
"Sure."
"Yay!"
(Toys R Us)
"She'd be probably be at the ferris wheel or the Barbie dollhouse." Kaku thought to himself.
"Cool Videogames!" Misa yelped as she held a controller. Kaku sighed and went to the Naruto section to get Misa a gift.
(Ferris Wheel)
"Why do ya like Kyuubi so much?" Kaku asked Misa, wondering why a cute demon would and someone as cold as Kyuubi.
"Well, He's smart, cool, serious, and very strong." Misa quietly said, "He doesn't go drooling and all pervy when it comes to girls."
"I have a present for you." Kaku gave Misa a Nine-Tailed Naruto doll. Misa cried.
"It's okay. I'm here for you." Kaku cooed as he hugged Misa.
"You are so kind to me," Misa hiccuped, "Thank you Kaku-kun!"
"You're welcome."
"Now where is Kyu-Kun?"
~Shukaku
