Where was I when Kyuubi threw up? I took over some bars, grew more like about 20 more stories, then to go to the radio station. I had the cd in my claws, but since it's so small for me, I have to be careful. Kyuubi finally caught up.
"Oh s@#*!" Kyuubi yelled. Then he was ranting about the vacation going badly. My cell phone rang. It was Neka.
(Conversation)
"Hi Neka-chan!" (A/N:When I'm drunk, I talk like a 4 year old to Neka.:D)
'Hey Shukaku. Why are you so loud and where are you and Kyuubi?'
"I thought that playing SSBB will help me save Kyuubi.(A/N:I started to drink more sake) But *hic* the akatsuki grabbed me. Kyuubi told me to get drunk. I did, sung a song that might make me gay, then *hic* grew."
'Is Kyuubi alright?'
"Well, I kinda gave him sake, but *hic* at least I got him out of his cage!"
'By the way, how big are you!?!'
"Look out from the cruies ship. I'm next to the Empire state smiling and waving. I'm drinking a giant sake bottle*hic*"(A/N:If someone makes a fanart out of this, I'll be very happy.
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'Oh My God! You're huge!!!'
"Isn't it *hic* great?"
'Remind me later to kill Kyuubi. Don't hurt yourself. We'll go and see how you guys are doing.'
"Bye Pretty Neko!" Neka hung up. Kyuubi was furious.
"So far this *hic* vacation sucks!" Kyuubi screamed, "All I wanted was to R & R. But you ruin EVERYTHING!!! I'm Leaving!" I could have beat him up. I could have yelled at him. I could even eat Kyuubi if I wanted to. But I sung.
Shukaku:It's hard to let it go
Kyuubi:WTF!?!
Shukaku:You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,
Kyuubi:Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet you farther?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"
Shukaku:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Shukaku:No wonder they made a pairing of GaaNaru.
Kyuubi:The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,
Shukaku:Wish i could prove i love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when i say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple
Kyuubi:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Shukaku:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Both:When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Kyuubi:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Shukaku:Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
"Are you gay!?!" Kyuubi said finally.
"I should *hic* ask ya the same thing *hic* Tom Thumb!" Yeah, Kyuubi was as tall as my claw thumb thingy.
"Well at least I'm eviler than you." Kyuubi commented.(A/N:Misa's Orochimaru comic entry was so funny, I couldn't resist)
"Remember that taste *hic* you get after throwing up from sake?"
"Ugh! I hate that."
"I LOVE THAT!*hic* And the Pikachu you wanted in brawl?"
"Yes?"
"I kicked his butt."
"No, no..."
"And the cd? It's now playing on the radio so that everyone hears it!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kyuubi yelled. I drunk another bottle and grew more stories. Then I turned invisable so Kyuubi won't find me again *hic*.
To be continu-
Wait a minute! Before I cause a rampage and drink more sake, I would like to announce 2 things. One to tell ya the truth, I made Kyuubi's vacation miserable. So I gave a secret mission to everyone to make Kyuubi happy. I can't decide whether Hachi or Neka won, so they both won. Also, for those of you who think that this vacation might be the worst idea. But for me, this vacation tells us who we are inside. Okay, so I have a drinking problem. But I'm an expert on humans. Kaku sometimes devours people and looks like a short girl. But he loves Misa and expresses his feelings. Hachi is bad at transformations and hates water. But he went on a spa and came back with a brother. Although this vacation is random, my point is this:I'm glad that we are free to do whatever we want. I say TEH BIJU CLUB ROCKS, BELIEVE IT!!!
You do the next part Neka, Suki, Hachi, Kyuubi or anybody.
~Shukaku
I wanted more!?! More I tell you, MORE SAKE! I got *hic* in control of the boat and turned it around. There's a pub down across the docks.
"Hang on y'all!" I yelled as we drove 90 MPH. Kyuubi was sick, Suki was shocked, and Naara just left looking cool. Finally, we reached land. I got off the ship in my demon form. I went to the pub and ordered.
"I *hic* want Wine, beer, sake NOW!" I roared at the bar tender. He gave me the drinks. I drunk them all.
"*hic* Thanks dude. Where are the girls?"
"I-in the-the lounge downstairs..." I went downstairs and bumped my head on the ceiling. I was big and tall. I muttered "Stupid ceiling..." The ladies all came to me.
"I love a guy who big and tall!"
"Hug us, kiss us, drink some more!" So that gave me a solo song.
Shukaku:It's the S the L the I the M
Let me tell you what I wanna do,
Let me show you that I'm feelin' you
Wanna freak,wanna ride with you
Wanna taste, wanna put my lips all over you
Can't get enough of you
Always taken enough of you
So sweet, so very wet
So good, girl you make me sweat
Girl I'm talkin' 'bout
Peaches and Cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream
Know what I mean
Peaches and Cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream
I never thought that I would be
So addicted to you
On top, underneath, on the side of you
Better yet baby, right next to you
Love the way you're just flowin down
And I can feel it all around
In front, in the back of you
Ohh I love the smell of you
Girl you know what I'm talking about
Peaches and cream
I need it cause you that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
I need it cause you that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream
Don't stop it cuz ya know that I can't get enough
Wanna taste it in the morning when I'm waking up
Like peach cobbler in my stomach when I eat it up
Got ya legs around my neck and I can't get up
See the boys 112 we from the A'
(A'-shorty we don't play)
And when it comes to eating peaches, shorty we don't play
So all the ladies in the house if your peach is it
Put your hands in the air and represent your clit
Peaches and cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, Peaches and cream
Oh girl I need it here
I gotta have it
It's always on my mind
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
I like it in my car
Or even in my bed
Or baby on the stairs
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
Oh girl I need it here
I gotta have it
It's always on my mind
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
I like it in my car
Or even in my bed
Or baby on the stairs
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean
Peaches and cream
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream
"Baby, you are so smexy. Want some sake?" I grabbed the sake then ran out of the pub. I didn't want to destroy it. I gulped it all down. That tasted good. I grew 10 stories high, But I don't care. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!!
~Shukaku
"This boat is getting nowhere!" I yelled as I looked at the horizen of the Harbor, "Where's Kyuubi anyway!?!"
"According to the justu," Neka looked at the arrow, "They must have stopped at the Statue of Liberty..."
"Perfect!" I said as I used a teleportation justu to go on the island.
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"Tobi wants to see Lady Liberty!" Tobi whined.
"Okay. I'll take you. Happy!?" Itachi said annoyed. They both went to the tour as Deidara and Kisame stood guard of Kyuubi and Suki's cage.
"Where's my pizza, un." Deidara complained.
"Here it is, believe it!" A voice shouted. It was grown up Naruto with a box of pizza.
"Thanks!" Kisame yelled as he took the box away from the blonde and opened it. A poison smoke bomb blinded Kisame.
"What kind of Pizza man are you!?!" Deidara yelled.
"I'm no pizza man, I'm...." The blonde's eyes turned yellow, "Shukaku the Sand Spirit."
"But How, un?"
"Enough with the questions, now let's brawl!" Shukaku held a controller. Kyuubi and Suki wanted to play.
(This is now the game mode)
Kyuubi-Fox 3 lives
Shukaku-Sonic 3 lives
Suki-Lucario 3 lives
Deidara-Kirby 3 lives
Kirby jumped up and turned into a brick that squashed Lucario. But then Sonic kicked Kirby with lightning speed. Lucario picked up a mushroom and grew. Fox picked up a bazooka and started shooting people with it. Then the rainbow ball appeared. Everyone hit it, but Kirby takes the power. He turns into a chef and puts everyone else in a pot. The pot is burning and then everyone starts flying through the air. They have 2 lives left. Sonic picks up a pokeball and throws it at Lucario. Out came a pippulp and it used bubblebeam at Lucario, making it only have 1 life left. Lucario found the rainbow ball and got the power. It flys high in the air and shoots a powerful beam at everyone. Sonic and Fox have one life left, Kirby has two. Kirby sucks Lucario in his mouth, then runs to the edge and spits Lucario down. Lucario is defeated. Fox fires a guns at Kirby on the edge. Kirby has 1 life left. Kirby runs and hits Fox with his hammer. Fox is defeated. Now it's between Kirby and Sonic. The rainbow ball is up. Both players are hitting it. Sonic takes the power and turns into Super Sonic. He punched the day lights out of Kirby. Game!
Winner:Sonic the Hedgehog!
1st place-Sonic
2nd place-Kirby(clapping)
3rd place-Fox(clapping)
4th place-Lucario(clapping)
~Shukaku
I was looking at more fan art of me when I saw this comic. This might be the reason why Kyuuni is the leader. Link:
http://aruethefoxdemon.deviantart.com/art/Who-s-the-better-demon-52594816
It's a Naruto/Inuyasha comic.
~Shukaku
Misa doesn't know what I am, so I posting the info here:
Tanuki (狸, Tanuki? alternatively タヌキ) is the Japanese word for raccoon dog (Nyctereutes procyonoides). They have been part of Japanese folklore since ancient times. The legendary tanuki is reputed to be mischievous and jolly, a master of disguise and shapeshifting, but somewhat gullible and absent-minded.
Tanuki is often mistakenly translated as raccoon or badger.
Folklore
Statues of tanuki can be found outside many Japanese temples and restaurants, especially noodle shops. These statues often wear big, cone-shaped hats and carry bottles of sake in one hand, and a promissory note (a bill it will never pay) or empty purse in the other hand. Tanuki statues always have large bellies. Older depictions of the tanuki show them as having large testicles as well, although this feature is often omitted in contemporary sculpture.
The comical image of the tanuki is thought to have developed during the Kamakura era. The actual wild tanuki has unusually large testicles, a feature that has inspired humorous exaggeration in artistic depictions of the creature. Tanuki may be shown with their testicles flung over their backs like travellers' packs, or using them as drums. As tanuki are also typically depicted as having large bellies, they may be depicted as drumming on their bellies instead of their testicles -- particularly in contemporary art.
A common schoolyard song in Japan (the tune of which can be heard in the arcade game Ponpoko and a variation of which is sung in the Studio Ghibli film Pom Poko) makes explicit reference to the tanuki's anatomy:
Tan Tan Tanuki no kintama wa,
Kaze mo nai no ni,
Bura bura
Roughly translated, this means "Tan-tan-tanuki's/Raccoon-raccoon-raccoon dog's testicles, there isn't even any wind but still go swing-swing-swing".[1] It then proceeds to continue for several verses, with many regional variations. It is sung to the melody of an American Baptist hymn called Shall We Gather At The River?.[2]
A couple of Tanuki statues at a temple in Kamakura, Kanagawa, Japan.During the Kamakura and Muromachi eras, some stories began to include more sinister tanuki. The Otogizoshi story of "Kachi-kachi Yama" features a tanuki that clubs an old lady to death and serves her to her unknowing husband as "old lady soup," an ironic twist on the folkloric recipe known as "tanuki soup". Other stories report tanuki as being harmless and productive members of society. Several shrines have stories of past priests who were tanuki in disguise. Shapeshifting tanuki are sometimes believed to be tsukumogami, a transformation of the souls of household goods that were used for one hundred years or more.
A popular tale known as Bunbuku chagama is about a tanuki who fooled a monk by transforming into a tea-kettle. Another is about a tanuki who tricked a hunter by disguising his arms as tree boughs, until he spread both arms at the same time and fell off the tree. Tanuki are said to cheat merchants with leaves they have magically disguised as paper money. Some stories describe tanuki as using leaves as part of their own shape-shifting magic.
In metalworking, tanuki skins were often used for thinning gold. As a result, tanuki became associated with precious metals and metalwork. Small tanuki statues were marketed as front yard decoration and good luck charm for bringing in prosperity. Also, this is why tanuki is described as having large kintama (金玉 lit. gold ball, means a testicle in Japanese slang).
Name
Tanuki with typically enlarged scrotum, in a print by Tsukioka Yoshitoshi.While tanuki are prominent in Japanese folklore and proverbs, they were not always distinguished from other animals. In local dialects, tanuki and mujina (狢, kyujitai: 貉) can refer to raccoon dogs or badgers. An animal known as tanuki in one region may be known as mujina in another region. In modern Tokyo standard dialect, tanuki refers to raccoon dogs and anaguma refers to badgers. Regional dishes known as tanuki-jiru ("tanuki soup") may contain either raccoon dog or badger, although the taste of the latter is often preferred.
Originally, the kanji for tanuki, 狸 (kyujitai: 貍) was used to refer to other mid-sized mammals, mostly wild cats.[citation needed] Since wild cats live only in limited regions of Japan (e.g. Iriomote, Okinawa), it is believed that the characters began to be used to mean "tanuki" instead starting around the Japanese feudal era. This shift in meaning, along with the rarity of the raccoon dog outside Japan, may have contributed to confusion over the proper translation of "tanuki" into other languages.
In Japanese slang, tanuki gao ("tanuki face") can refer to a face that looks like that of the animal, or a person's facial expression of feigned ignorance[3]. Kitsune gao ("fox face") refers to women with narrow faces, close-set eyes, thin eyebrows, and high cheekbones. The word "tanuki" is sometimes used as a Japanese code. It is a play on ta-nuki. Because "nuki" means "take out", the reader must remove the "ta"'s from the message.
In fiction
Tanuki appear in numerous anime, manga and video games.
- All the main characters in Pom Poko are shape-shifting tanuki who are trying to save their habitat from urban development. Japanese legends about tanuki and kitsune shapeshifting feature heavily throughout the movie. The tanuki were mis-translated in the film as racoons.
- Hachi from the anime series InuYasha takes the form of a tanuki, though he is introduced as a badger in the English dub.
- Urusei Yatsura, which was written by the same author as Inuyasha (Rumiko Takahashi) also features a tanuki in comical situations; a character will often "body-swap" with one.
- In Naruto, the one-tailed demon that is sealed inside the body of Gaara, resembles to a badger-type (racoon-dog) animal. (A/N:They are talking poorly about me...)
- In One Piece, the character Tony Tony Chopper has a transformation that greatly resembles a tanuki, and is commonly mistaken for one. However, the creature is actually a reindeer.
- In the manga Ouran High School Host Club, Mori helps a tanuki.
- In the manga of Yu Yu Hakasho, during one of the early chapters during the time Yusuke spends time as a ghost, there is a chapter with a tanuki who takes shape of an old mans dead grandson when he helps take care of him during the night before the old man dies himself. The tanuki can shape shift, but can't hide his tail, which is how the old man knew who he was since the start, admitting he just wanted to believe it was his late grandson and thanked the tanuki for being so kind. Afterwords, the tanuki is seen walking from the house crying.
- The tanuki is well represented in videogames as one of Mario's power-up suits in Super Mario Bros. 3, a pair of characters in Super Mario Sunshine, the action stage identifier from The Legend of the Mystical Ninja and Rocky from Pocky & Rocky.
- Tom Nook the shopkeeper in Animal Crossing is a tanuki. However, he is translated as a raccoon.
- Also, Korean MMORPG Ragnarok Online, there are raccoon-like monsters called "smokey" that wear a leaf on their heads and have the ability to disappear.
- Tanuki statues can also be seen in the video game Okami in front of many shops.
- Tanuki (the god) and tanukis (the animal) are both in Tom Robbins' novel Villa Incognito. Half of the action in the story takes place in Southeastern Asia. Tanuki is actually the main character of the first chapter of the novel.
- In the American animated television show, Kappa Mikey, tanukis are referenced a few times. The famous statues of them appear in the pilot episode. There is another episode called The Masked Tanuki, which is the superhero identity of one of the characters, yet his suit appears in the form of a raccoon.
- Tanuki also appear in the 2005 Seijun Suzuki film Princess Raccoon (aka Operetta tanuki goten).
- The tanuki of Japanese folklore is a featured character in Tom Robbins' 2003 novel, Villa Incognito.
- The term Tanuki was also often used in the anime Saiunkoku Monogatari. Kou Reishin nicknamed Shou Taishi 'Tanuki Spirit' since the latter survived the many assassination attempts sent by the Kou clan. A new character that appeared in the second season of the anime, Shin Suou, bought many tanuki accessories before he went to propose to Kou Shuurei, the main character. One of the most catchy tanuki accessories was a golden tanuki statue that he kept holding. He bought the accessories because he was told that tanuki brought good luck. Later, Suou Shin received the nickname 'Tantan', from the word 'tanuki'.
- In the manga/anime Shaman King Tamao Tamamura or Tammy's guardian ghosts are a Kitsune (Conchi) and a Tanuki (Ponchi).
- In chapter 354 of Naruto manga series, character Uchiha Sasuke is visiting an old weapons' house that once was being used by his family. There he sees two ninja cats that he knows, who his team member mistakes for talking tanukis.
- The Popular Game MapleStory have an area in which a vast amount of tanukis are disguised as members of the yakuza when players kill a yakuza member it dies and reverts back to its tanuki form.
Wow. The tanukis and I are famous! Trasforming fake money, disguising ourselves as preists, being in at almost all of the anime, I'm glad to be a tanuki!!!
~Shukaku
