By the Pool

"Works a bother" said I in my padded lifegaurd chair with my ipod blasting (Wolfmother - Joker And The Thief, to all you wondering of my music tastes). Taking a sip of my margarita. i paused the music to yell at a few kids.
"HEY! NO M60's IN THE POOL!, YOU GO TO THE LOBBY BATHROOMS TO DO THAT!"

That taken care of, and alibis quickly made, i layed back and sighed. This is what life should be like, nothing could spoil the moment.

"Mister, why do you have two tails?", asked a rather curious 5-year-old.
Not missing a beat i replied,"Your delerious kid, go drink some water."
"Yes sir."
See, like i said nothing could spoil the moment. What could you expect from such good kids?
BOOM!
Wonder whats going on in the lobby?