As joe is making his check list for the big move I do belive you'll want to read this as it totally characterises joe.
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Sitting at his table I laided out the things that I would need. After a while I crossed out what i really wouldn't need. the end result look like this-
[x]Clothes
[x]matches
[XX]Gasoline
[x]spare toilet
[x]Propane (for a slow burn)
[x]Butane
[x]nitrogen peroxide and Hydrazine
[x]gunpower
[x]Giant Bacon monster detector
[x]fireworks
[x]Illegal fireworks(It's best if it's illegal... in more than nine countrys)
[x]M80'sDynamite
[x]Flying monkey cages
[x]Shining flying momkey cages
[x]evil shining flying mom-in-lawkeys cages
[x]Jackass DVD (inspiration)
[x]3 cans of Axe (persperation)
[x]baseball bat (anticipation)
[ ]Car sized ballista (won't fit in the room, I'll build one when i get there)
[x]Man sized water balloons
[x]2 6 foot odatchi
[x]1 9 foot odatchi
[ ]Evidence of Bigfoot
[x]World largest nickel
[x]anti-evil-corn-monster chainsaw
[x]stain remover (...)
[x]Ipod (what go with out my tunes? are you crazy?)
[x]my pet ham dog, Steak

Packing my bags I went out of my house and turned out the door.
I going to have to take a train... cause i'm not getting this into a airport...
Maybe if I left the clothes...